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OT: Is the planet 6000 or 4.54 Billion years old? And what temp for my Waygu brisket?

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,138
    oh lord...(.i mean good golly). Centex has been in the big silver tube in the sky and this is what greets him upon his arrival back in ATX. buckle up. This looks like bumpy weather.

    Didn't this guy say he was coming to Salado????? I hope we don't get picketed 


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  • canegger
    canegger Posts: 540
    Conway_Twitty said:


    JohnInCarolina said:

    It keeps signing me out. I'm going to be really **** pissed if this is the new approach to forum "moderation".

    More filth and the forum COULD use moderation. For trash like this.




    Not happening to nola. Nola you got god like powers?
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,797
    edited March 2014
    Conway_Twitty said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    It keeps signing me out. I'm going to be really **** pissed if this is the new approach to forum "moderation".
    More filth and the forum COULD use moderation. For trash like this.



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  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    mountaindewbass said:

    And this is Merica'

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,138
    travisstrick said:
    My name is Conway and I love little boys…… bom bom bom. 



    oh my god.....oh no............I am creeped the F out by that. I love the way they went with 1970's head shot/body shot double screen there for a bit. TFJ spit her wine out on the iMac. It was like one of those horrible family photo web pages.....but it was real.


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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,833
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    oh my god.....oh no............I am creeped the F out by that. I love the way they went with 1970's head shot/body shot double screen there for a bit. TFJ spit her wine out on the iMac. It was like one of those horrible family photo web pages.....but it was real.


    Does Applecare cover wine spit?
    They/Them
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,138
    DMW said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    oh my god.....oh no............I am creeped the F out by that. I love the way they went with 1970's head shot/body shot double screen there for a bit. TFJ spit her wine out on the iMac. It was like one of those horrible family photo web pages.....but it was real.


    Does Applecare cover wine spit?
    I don't know but it was worth it. We were dying laughing. Well played T-Strick. The creep factor was at 11 on that video.


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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

    All I wanted was a Pepsi.
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    And what temp to cook my waygu brisket.
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  • td66snrf
    td66snrf Posts: 1,838
    edited March 2014
    nolaegghead I've been watching and laughing at this post since you started it. It's hilarious. All I have to say is you have mucho mas grande huevos  than I do to bring up this subject. I believe these threads are going to go on longer than 6000 years.  On the subject of masturbation, an old boss of mine said there were only two types of liars, ones that said they never did, and ones that said they quit. To finalize if you pay what you must for waygu brisket eat it sashimi style.
    XLBGE, LBGE, MBGE, SMALL, MINI, 2 Kubs, Fire Magic Gasser
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    @td66snrf - thanks much.  Just havin' fun.  Apparently not that harmless based on "All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!".  Guess there are good people and bad people and mandatory reading implied.  Lesson in relativity and context learned.

    Yeah, I would, had I actually bought waygu brisket, probably not cooked it like a regular brisket.  Probably would encapsulate it in resin and put it on my mantle.  Or eat it sashimi style like you said.  Yum.
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  • td66snrf
    td66snrf Posts: 1,838
    Too funny and that much closer to the 6000 mark.
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  • Skiddymarker
    Skiddymarker Posts: 8,523
    hapster said:
    Tuesday night riot...Awesome!
    Amen brother!!! Oops... Sorry Conway, meant to say "way to go brother"
    Sure you didn't mean "Go away brother"?
    I know it's wrong, but I love Nola, best time I've had in months....
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    edited March 2014
    @skiddymarker - I'm happy you're not angry with me for the perceived troll-like (but really ain't) thread.  I know how you delicately balance the  dichotomy between the scripture vs scientific age of our mother planet.  Tips on reconciling this:

    "Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, director of the Hayden Planetarium, is the host of "Cosmos," the rebooted version of Carl Sagan's classic science show. "Cosmos" debuted Sunday on Fox, and Tyson joined the Brian Lehrer Show on WNYC to discuss its return, as well why the Bible shouldn't be used as a textbook.

    Rather than painting science and religion as diametrically opposed to each other, Tyson said that there are plenty of scientists who believe in God. “The issue there is not religion versus non-religion or religion versus science, the issue there is ideas that are different versus dogma," he observed.

    He continued, “If you start using your scripture, your religious text as a source of your science, that’s where you run into problems, and there is no example of someone reading their scripture and saying ‘I have a prediction about the world that no one knows yet because this gave me insight.’”

    “Enlightened religious people know this, and don’t try to use the Bible as a textbook,” he concluded.

    "

    That said, some scientists must be (*&^%$# nuts.


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  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    I see what you did there, nola.

    That said, the fact that you mentioned ST made my day.
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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,833
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 18,160
    DMW said:
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    Stirring the pot tonight Brother D? 
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,138
    God this is hilarious. I totally forgot about all of this. Ass hattery at its finest. 
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  • Toxarch
    Toxarch Posts: 1,900
    There's an old thread. If you want a similar topic for a new thread, you should look up flat earth theory and see the "proof" and conspiracy theories. Though most will probably be in the round earth corner on that one.
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  • Darby_Crenshaw
    Darby_Crenshaw Posts: 2,657
    What ever happened to mountaindewbass?
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  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 12,261
    Little Steven said:
    nolaegghead said:
    Lest anyone be offended by this post, it is intended to be a parody of a stereotypical troll post containing satire and irony and is in no way serious or meant to be offensive....well, maybe a little offensive.
    I for one can remember when this was a much more friendlier place.

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,711
    Canugghead said:
    Little Steven said:
    nolaegghead said:
    Lest anyone be offended by this post, it is intended to be a parody of a stereotypical troll post containing satire and irony and is in no way serious or meant to be offensive....well, maybe a little offensive.
    I for one can remember when this was a much more friendlier place.

    I like it better now.

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