OT: Is the planet 6000 or 4.54 Billion years old? And what temp for my Waygu brisket?

nolaegghead

Wolfpack said:

nolaegghead said:

umm...well, (ahem) not all that I just said is true....

The part about any credit going to Travis- right?

That part at least is true.  Cen-tex got the same text.

Eggcelsior

Baptized on Bourbon Street. Doesn't count. Except for the boobies. They always count(twice).

nolaegghead

Eggcelsior said:

Baptized on Bourbon Street. Doesn't count. Except for the boobies. They always count(twice).

I was dragging around a giant cross on bourbon street with a sign around my neck sayin, GOD HATES PRIMOS.  Felt some liquid splash on me.  I consider that my baptism.  For real.  (*sniff*)

hapster

And to think, I read today about the Pope pinching some friends cross while the dude is laid out in his coffin....

Crazy!

But I'm glad to finally find out where the sun goes besides behind my neighbors house

Eggcelsior

hapster said:

And to think, I read today about the Pope pinching some friends cross while the dude is laid out in his coffin....

Crazy!

But I'm glad to finally find out where the sun goes besides behind my neighbors house

Was he flogging the bishop?

nolaegghead

Eggcelsior said:

And to think, I read today about the Pope pinching some friends cross while the dude is laid out in his coffin.... Crazy! But I'm glad to finally find out where the sun goes besides behind my neighbors house

Was he flogging the bishop?

I hope that's not like tossing a salad...

JohnInCarolina

All I know is that every sperm is sacred, and that I'm going straight to hell.

hapster

I'm not worried about my seats, I'm sure I'm going to wind up in the fire; what I'm sweating is whether or not I can qualify to throw out the first pitch...

travisstrick

I'm just surprised no one has brought up Ken Ham yet. 

travisstrick

nolaegghead

I'm surprised no one has thought to spend an ass-load of money building a giant replica ark when their state is super broken. 

Mama Roneck

I'm good. long as they've got brisket there

nolaegghead

Mama Roneck said:

I'm good. long as they've got brisket there

Hell is run by cows.  Carniverous cows, and we're on the menu.  Don't be evil, or you'll be dinner.

travisstrick

Nola, stop with all your "observational science". 

nolaegghead

By the way, where's village idiot?  I've been away for a while.....

Eggcelsior

nolaegghead said:

I'm surprised no one has thought to spend an ass-load of money building a giant replica ark when their state is super broken. 

There is one in western Maryland. The church is broke, which is why it's just been a partial frame for 20-odd years.

travisstrick

He's on sabbatical in Darfur. He said something about "the suffering of man" and threw us the deuces. 

nolaegghead

Hey, let's steal his vespa....

JohnInCarolina

travisstrick said:

I'm just surprised no one has brought up Ken Ham yet. 

He's an imbecile. How's that?

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina said:

I'm just surprised no one has brought up Ken Ham yet. 

He's an imbecile. How's that?

how 'bout these apples n fig leaves:

http://www.christianpost.com/news/ken-ham-explains-why-aig-is-building-a-giant-ark-instead-of-spending-money-to-feed-the-hungry-115574/

The Cen-Tex Smoker

travisstrick said:

^^^^^^^^^^this

The Cen-Tex Smoker

travisstrick said:

He's on sabbatical in Darfur. He said something about "the suffering of man" and threw us the deuces. 

I actually believe he was not pleased with the sophomoric tone the forum had taken. This thread should fix it )

nolaegghead

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

travisstrick said:

He's on sabbatical in Darfur. He said something about "the suffering of man" and threw us the deuces. 

I actually believe he was not pleased with the sophomoric tone the forum had taken. This thread should fix it )

Oh, please let this fix it!!!!!

nolaegghead

OK.  Based on the feedback here, I'm still not sure if I need to cook my waygu brisket at 6000 or 4,540,000,000 degrees F.  Anyone clarify that for me?  I paid like $20/lb for this chef's cut.

nolaegghead

...and how many hours per pound.  I'm thinking 1.2.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Dome or grid?

nolaegghead

ummm...dome, of course.  I'll have a big water pan.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Eggcelsior said:

Well......I googled "goatse" on my work ipad. I'm pretty sure I don't have a job anymore. Do not google "goatse". Eggselsior, that is some sick sh@t. My 18 year old son died laughing when I told him what I did. He said "some things cannot be unseen". Wow.

nolaegghead

You perverts hijacked my revisionist history thread.  Damn you soul-less heathens and my you be chased by horny well-endowed goats through a Shaun White half-pipe labyrinth in the fiery depths of 6000 year old Hades.   

Eggcelsior