OT: Is the planet 6000 or 4.54 Billion years old? And what temp for my Waygu brisket?

nolaegghead

henapple said:

I had duel astigmatism. ..lasik took care of it. That's @cazzy and vi.

I wonder how you recognized them, and how many spins it took....

nolaegghead

travisstrick said:

I too had dual astigmatism. I couldn't even walk around my own house without glasses. Imagine walking down a side alley in Baghdad knowing that if your glasses break or fall of, you are helpless. Not fun.

So you used to wear those military issue BCDs.

Eggcelsior

I've seriously considered prescription goggles for ski patrol. Saw some guys with some... NOPE. I'd rather have lasers shot at my cornea.

Conway_Twitty

nolaegghead said:

Sorry buddy.  If you want to learn how to cook on the egg and are a very sensitive person I'd stay out of the Other Topics forum and focus on the cooking forums.   By the way, this is parody and I'd think the title was sufficient warning.  Good luck and remember, don't masturbate.

I did not know there was OTHER TOPIC FORUMS. I'm new here. All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!! I don't need your luck and I'll just stick with what the Good Book says about your other advice. 

Eggcelsior

Conway please say you'll grill for us
Nola'll grow up someday, promise
Saving all his advice just for you
Signed with love
forever true

BGE was the grill who lived next door
I've known the forum I guess 2 years or more
Forum wrote me a note one day
And this is what she had to say

Conway please say you'll grill for us
Nola'll grow up someday, promise
Saving all his advice just for you
Signed with love
forever true

Little Steven

mountaindewbass said:

I would love to have lasik. My doc says my prescription can't change for a minimum of a year. That was when I was 17.....11 years ago. Still getting new glasses every year

Shut your filthy Mouth!!!!

Eggcelsior

mountaindewbass said:

I would love to have lasik. My doc says my prescription can't change for a minimum of a year. That was when I was 17.....11 years ago. Still getting new glasses every year

We'll see on my current pair.

henapple

Conway_Twitty said:

nolaegghead said:

Sorry buddy.  If you want to learn how to cook on the egg and are a very sensitive person I'd stay out of the Other Topics forum and focus on the cooking forums.   By the way, this is parody and I'd think the title was sufficient warning.  Good luck and remember, don't masturbate.

I did not know there was OTHER TOPIC FORUMS. I'm new here. All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!! I don't need your luck and I'll just stick with what the Good Book says about your other advice. 

If the thread leads with off topic or OT...beware. OT doesn't stand for Old Testament. But, Onan did a little business in Genesis.

travisstrick

Conway_Twitty said:

nolaegghead said:

Sorry buddy.  If you want to learn how to cook on the egg and are a very sensitive person I'd stay out of the Other Topics forum and focus on the cooking forums.   By the way, this is parody and I'd think the title was sufficient warning.  Good luck and remember, don't masturbate.

I did not know there was OTHER TOPIC FORUMS. I'm new here. All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!! I don't need your luck and I'll just stick with what the Good Book says about your other advice. 

It's really hard to not blow this idiot out
of the water. He reminds me of Ken Ham.

henapple

This is getting unruly.

Eggcelsior

If this forum is 6000 years old, the other is 4.5 million; in terms of experience. You with me @henapple?

travisstrick

He also reminds me of Ray Comfort. 

Little Steven

henapple said:

This is getting unruly.

I think this one might have the distance

Eggcelsior

travisstrick said:

He also reminds me of Ray Comfort. 

Henapple's nom de guerre for "adult" movies.

Conway_Twitty

Will see who the idiot is when the time comes. This place is so rude.

travisstrick

Conway_Twitty said:

Will see who the idiot is when the time comes. This place is so rude.

Thats mighty Christian of you. 

DMW

Maybe this is the wrong forum...

hapster

Conway_Twitty said:

Will see who the idiot is when the time comes. This place is so rude.

Way to get your smite on...

travisstrick

DMW said:

Maybe this is the wrong forum…

You didn't say a word when Conway was spouting his hateful garbage about the "good book". You can't have it both ways. Either proselytizing is ok or its not. 

DMW

travisstrick said:

DMW said:

Maybe this is the wrong forum…

You didn't say a word when Conway was spouting his hateful garbage about the "good book". You can't have it both ways. Either proselytizing is ok or its not. 

Travis, meant it is the wrong forum for Conway.

travisstrick

DMW said:

DMW said:

Maybe this is the wrong forum…

You didn't say a word when Conway was spouting his hateful garbage about the "good book". You can't have it both ways. Either proselytizing is ok or its not. 

Travis, meant it is the wrong forum for Conway.

It is. He will figure that out pretty quickly, I think. 

hapster

travisstrick said:

DMW said:

travisstrick said:

DMW said:

Maybe this is the wrong forum…

You didn't say a word when Conway was spouting his hateful garbage about the "good book". You can't have it both ways. Either proselytizing is ok or its not. 

Travis, meant it is the wrong forum for Conway.

It is. He will figure that out pretty quickly, I think. 

No he won't... That's what makes it so fun

Little Steven

Tuesday night riot...Awesome!

henapple

How'd I get dragged into this? Conway...I will say 4 pages ago you said you weren't looking at the thread anymore. It's like a car wreck...you hope nobody is hurt but dammit if there's a body bag I need to see it.

Eggcelsior

It's Friday for me, LS. Austin at high noon tomorrow! Let's partaaaayyyy!

hapster

Little Steven said:

Tuesday night riot...Awesome!

Amen brother!!! Oops... Sorry Conway, meant to say "way to go brother"

Little Steven

Eggcelsior said:

It's Friday for me, LS. Austin at high noon tomorrow! Let's partaaaayyyy!

We won't get there till 6:30 or later. You gonna be at the inn? You owe me beer remember

Little Steven

Oh Good Lord! I am mistaken. It's Thursday we get there.

nolaegghead

Conway_Twitty said:

nolaegghead said:

Sorry buddy.  If you want to learn how to cook on the egg and are a very sensitive person I'd stay out of the Other Topics forum and focus on the cooking forums.   By the way, this is parody and I'd think the title was sufficient warning.  Good luck and remember, don't masturbate.

I did not know there was OTHER TOPIC FORUMS. I'm new here. All I'm saying is that good people should not have to read your FILTH when learning to cook on there eggs!!!!! I don't need your luck and I'll just stick with what the Good Book says about your other advice. 

What, is he a role model for you or just a coincidental name?  Conway Twitty married three times.   I think that's more christian-like than YOU disparaging my parody thread and calling my content "FILTH".  I cried for at least an hour after reading your hateful post. (*sniff*).  You hurtful person.

nolaegghead

(redacted because I'm laughing too hard)