OT: Is the planet 6000 or 4.54 Billion years old? And what temp for my Waygu brisket?

nolaegghead

and what happened to the dinosaurs?   Cooked on ancient big green eggs until extinct?

Eggcelsior

Nuff said. They all flew to the ice planet Hotham.

Eggcelsior

Oh, brisket should jiggle like CTs butt. He posted a video when you were AWOL.

bud812

And how long to cook said brisket?

Little Steven

I hear they taste like armadillo

henapple

Watch "Family Guy Dinosaur Masturbate" on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94rumPZyyQc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Not family friendly (it is for my family but I am a pig) but I laugh every time I see it.

Zmokin

nolaegghead said:

and what happened to the dinosaurs?   Cooked on ancient big green eggs until extinct?

I'm in the 4.5 billion camp.  And is that a Waygu Brachiosaurus Brisket or a regular Wagyu Beef Brisket  you are smoking?  )

nolaegghead

That Family Guy bit cracks me up every time.  When was that exactly?

nolaegghead

nolaegghead

Eggcelsior said:

Oh, brisket should jiggle like CTs butt. He posted a video when you were AWOL.

Why do you think I was AWOL?  That.

henapple

If you want to see a "cluster"...come to the Salado after party.

nolaegghead

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He was there.....long after you went to bed my friend. he WAS the cluster.

jls9595

nolaegghead said:

I fail to see the irony, lack of logic, or unreasonableness in this scenario, but I still chuckled. What does that mean?

:P

nolaegghead

On planet xyloschlorfunginson, they don't masturbate because they lack the proper anatomical "junk".  So I guess it doesn't make sense.

Are we grokking yet?

Grok /ˈɡrɒk/ is a word coined by Robert A. Heinlein for his 1961 science-fiction novel, Stranger in a Strange Land, where it is defined as follows:

Grok means to understand so thoroughly that the observer becomes a part of the observed—to merge, blend, intermarry, lose identity in group experience. It means almost everything that we mean by religion, philosophy, and science—and it means as little to us (because of our Earthling assumptions) as color means to a blind man.

The Oxford English Dictionary defines to grok as "to understand intuitively or by empathy; to establish rapport with" and "to empathise or communicate sympathetically (with); also, to experience enjoyment".

jls9595

Eggcelsior

Seems legit.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

This is greatness. Seems like the joint can just come alive with weirdness at any time. This makes Centex happy.

Little Steven

It's been kinda flat since y'all took a sabbatical. Don't think this one's got the distance

travisstrick

Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever. 

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travisstrick said:

Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever. 

If she thinks THAT is the the most offensive thing ever, you have not been honest with her about your lifestyle.

Little Steven

Holy s#!t. All the greats are back! The stars are aligned. HA posted about drinking early. Tjcoley gave instructions for a bender, Salado next weekend, did I mention the stars are aligned? It's gonna be bad!

nolaegghead

travisstrick said:

Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever. 

Dude, you texted it to me and I loved it.  I don't masturbate anymore because of it.   So all credit goes to you and the LORD JEESUS CHRISSSTTT!!!

Eggcelsior

Need more Goatse!!!

nolaegghead

umm...well, (ahem) not all that I just said is true....

Eggcelsior

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nolaegghead said:

travisstrick said:

Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever. 

Dude, you texted it to me and I loved it.  I don't masturbate anymore because of it.   So all credit goes to you and the LORD JEESUS CHRISSSTTT!!!

He texted it to me too.......that is all..........Good evening kind sirs.

cazzy

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

travisstrick said:

Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever. 

If she thinks THAT is the the most offensive thing ever, you have not been honest with her about your lifestyle.

Or "how I do it"     )

Wolfpack

nolaegghead said:

umm...well, (ahem) not all that I just said is true....

The part about any credit going to Travis- right?

nolaegghead

I remember when I was born again.  I had been losing so much sleep wondering where the sun went at night.  I was frightened all the time.  Then some guys knocked on my door and said somethin like, have you embraced the lord and savior jesus christ?!  I shot right back, can he tell me about where the dang sun goes at night?!  The rest is HISTORY!!!   6000 years bitches!