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OT: Is the planet 6000 or 4.54 Billion years old? And what temp for my Waygu brisket?
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nolaegghead
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and what happened to the dinosaurs? Cooked on ancient big green eggs until extinct?
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Nuff said. They all flew to the ice planet Hotham.
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Oh, brisket should jiggle like CTs butt. He posted a video when you were AWOL.
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And how long to cook said brisket?
Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...
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Stockton Ca.
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Watch "Family Guy Dinosaur Masturbate" on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94rumPZyyQc&feature=youtube_gdata_player Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN -
Not family friendly (it is for my family but I am a pig) but I laugh every time I see it.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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I'm in the 4.5 billion camp. And is that a Waygu Brachiosaurus Brisket or a regular Wagyu Beef Brisket you are smoking?nolaegghead said:and what happened to the dinosaurs? Cooked on ancient big green eggs until extinct?
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That Family Guy bit cracks me up every time. When was that exactly?
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Why do you think I was AWOL? That.Eggcelsior said:Oh, brisket should jiggle like CTs butt. He posted a video when you were AWOL.
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If you want to see a "cluster"...come to the Salado after party.Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN
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He was there.....long after you went to bed my friend. he WAS the cluster.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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I fail to see the irony, lack of logic, or unreasonableness in this scenario, but I still chuckled. What does that mean?nolaegghead said:
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On planet xyloschlorfunginson, they don't masturbate because they lack the proper anatomical "junk". So I guess it doesn't make sense.
Are we grokking yet?Grok /ˈɡrɒk/ is a word coined by Robert A. Heinlein for his 1961 science-fiction novel, Stranger in a Strange Land, where it is defined as follows:
Grok means to understand so thoroughly that the observer becomes a part of the observed—to merge, blend, intermarry, lose identity in group experience. It means almost everything that we mean by religion, philosophy, and science—and it means as little to us (because of our Earthling assumptions) as color means to a blind man.
The Oxford English Dictionary defines to grok as "to understand intuitively or by empathy; to establish rapport with" and "to empathise or communicate sympathetically (with); also, to experience enjoyment".
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Seems legit.
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This is greatness. Seems like the joint can just come alive with weirdness at any time. This makes Centex happy.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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It's been kinda flat since y'all took a sabbatical. Don't think this one's got the distance
Steve
Caledon, ON
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Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever.Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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If she thinks THAT is the the most offensive thing ever, you have not been honest with her about your lifestyle.travisstrick said:Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
Holy s#!t. All the greats are back! The stars are aligned. HA posted about drinking early. Tjcoley gave instructions for a bender, Salado next weekend, did I mention the stars are aligned? It's gonna be bad!
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Caledon, ON
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Dude, you texted it to me and I loved it. I don't masturbate anymore because of it. So all credit goes to you and the LORD JEESUS CHRISSSTTT!!!travisstrick said:Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever.
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Need more Goatse!!!
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umm...well, (ahem) not all that I just said is true....
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He texted it to me too.......that is all..........Good evening kind sirs.nolaegghead said:
Dude, you texted it to me and I loved it. I don't masturbate anymore because of it. So all credit goes to you and the LORD JEESUS CHRISSSTTT!!!travisstrick said:Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
Or "how I do it"The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
If she thinks THAT is the the most offensive thing ever, you have not been honest with her about your lifestyle.travisstrick said:Nola, that is my most favorite thing on the whole internet. Has been or quite a while. It really puts things into perspective. My super Catholic mother thinks it's the most offensive thing ever.
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nolaegghead said:umm...well, (ahem) not all that I just said is true....
The part about any credit going to Travis- right?Greensboro, NC -
I remember when I was born again. I had been losing so much sleep wondering where the sun went at night. I was frightened all the time. Then some guys knocked on my door and said somethin like, have you embraced the lord and savior jesus christ?! I shot right back, can he tell me about where the dang sun goes at night?! The rest is HISTORY!!! 6000 years bitches!
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