OT: Is the planet 6000 or 4.54 Billion years old? And what temp for my Waygu brisket?

The Cen-Tex Smoker

nolaegghead said:

You perverts hijacked my revisionist history thread.  Damn you soul-less heathens and my you be chased by horny well-endowed goats through a Shaun White half-pipe labyrinth in the fiery depths of 6000 year old Hades.   

I think the Evan Williams has finally taken it's hold..............

Hungry Joe

The real question is what kind of charcoal do they have in hell?

nolaegghead

Yes, it was Evan Williams speaking, not me.   :ar!

Hungry Joe said:

The real question is what kind of charcoal do they have in hell?

Hell hath only briquettes.   >:)

NDG

I just looked at Goatse . . . . thanks a million.

I suggest reading the wikipedia version rather than clicking the website like I did.  Plus, the wikipedia description is so detailed - I found it absolutely hilarious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx 

sumoconnell

I didn't want to know that. 

I didn't want to know that.

I didn't want to know that.

ugh.

I didn't want to know that.

Why am I thinking...

Confucius says "He who sleeps with itchy bunghole wakes up with stinky finger"

NDG

yea its real bad.  I should have expressed that better.  

nolaegghead

Blame Eggcelsior for injecting Goatse.

JohnInCarolina

Still not as bad as Enumclaw.  

Eggcelsior

To all of you:

henapple

Rectum? Killed him.

henapple

Ask @Cazzy what his favorite is?

Little Steven

" ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta  "

Eggcelsior

Of course. Little Steven elevates this conversation with a Dante fart joke.

nolaegghead

Sadly, that actually does elevate this thread.

Blow Ye the Trumpet of Goatse!, I mean, Zion!

hornhonk

NOLA, you sent me the wrong Shun knife last year. You have mine. I have yours and it's just like you told me last year in Salado, won't hold an edge. This one also has  a chunk of the handle missing. Mine was new. Please return mine. Thanks. I was going to bring this up in Salado, but, alas, I won't be coming this year.

nolaegghead

@hornhonk Sure, PM me your address again.

hornhonk

Ok, you are still a nice guy.

hornhonk

Sent!

sumoconnell

Let me bring this thread back home.  @eggcelsior just mentioned a topic, and it burned retinas.  I'll do the same.

spacedicks

I apologize.

nolaegghead

Dude.  Whatever you do don't look at the reddit spacedicks thread.  (*barf*)  I'll never be the same.

stevesails

ok.. I am not looking at this thread again. I left the old forum due to grand kids, pets, religion and politics. 

But it does say OT, so it is my own fault.

 

The Cen-Tex Smoker

hornhonk said:

Ok, you are still a nice guy.

no he is not.

nolaegghead

Lest anyone be offended by this post, it is intended to be a parody of a stereotypical troll post containing satire and irony and is in no way serious or meant to be offensive....well, maybe a little offensive.

hornhonk

Ok, so he's a schmuck.

Little Steven

nolaegghead said:

Lest anyone be offended by this post, it is intended to be a parody of a stereotypical troll post containing satire and irony and is in no way serious or meant to be offensive....well, maybe a little offensive.

I for one can remember when this was a much more friendlier place.

nolaegghead

Little Steven said:

nolaegghead said:

Lest anyone be offended by this post, it is intended to be a parody of a stereotypical troll post containing satire and irony and is in no way serious or meant to be offensive....well, maybe a little offensive.

I for one can remember when this was a much more friendlier place.

I think you mean "more friendly", ya language-challenged canuck. 

Little Steven

That is a direct quote from an old post. I'm outa here. That was too

Eggcelsior

I'm going to name my mini-max "Spacedick".

"Hey guys, lookie what spacedick cooked up tonight!"

So many lulz.

nolaegghead

Oh YEAH?!  SILLIOUSLY?!  I'm outta here too.

Eggcelsior

Relevant: http://youtu.be/PVyS9JwtFoQ