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He has fallen in love with an Aldi's checkout girl, 15 years his junior. Despite her cleft palate, club foot and penchant for Nickleback, or in spite of it, he is smitten with wuv. So much, in fact, his weekend offspring and his friend with equally large pupillary distance have been fed only Legos (cooked on 1942 Griswold 11" cast iron). But they are tough and do not complain. Understanding.
Love is the sweet smoke from a morning Weber, wafting into one's heart. The exhaust of a vintage car fired up in dad's garage. The tactile texture of gramp's private second class service medals freshly polished. Everything American mixed into one blender and poured into a Yeti 32 oz Rambler and sucked down next to mom's apple pie, cooling in the window sill, Walter Cronkite on the radio.
He knows all this because she smiled when he waited in the longer line to check out (super great deals on frozen breakfast sausage, btw) and the pizza hut shirt caught her eye.... He knows she feels the same. FOCK THE FORUM!!! LOL!
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