OT - What are you doing right now?

bgebrent

bgebrent said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Sipping bourbon, watching Duke bury Looserville.

Well there's another win to recognize.

Is Puke over ranked?

Ozzie_Isaac

DMW said:

theyolksonyou said:

DMW said:

SciAggie said:

TTC said:

nolaegghead said:

arsenals are never complete.

But in order to convince SWMBO one must believe in the lie you are selling. To quote Costanza, “Jerry, it’s not a lie if you really believe it”

 I need that for my bar tab from last week when I was traveling...

Not quite that bad...

Could spring for the extra $0.39 to make it 20%?

theyolksonyou

Ozzie_Isaac said:

DMW said:

theyolksonyou said:

DMW said:

SciAggie said:

TTC said:

nolaegghead said:

arsenals are never complete.

But in order to convince SWMBO one must believe in the lie you are selling. To quote Costanza, “Jerry, it’s not a lie if you really believe it”

 I need that for my bar tab from last week when I was traveling...

Not quite that bad...

Could spring for the extra $0.39 to make it 20%?

Drunk math = 18.01 is cool

Ozzie_Isaac

Settling in to a 4 day weekend.  Love Rodeo Break.

DMW

Ozzie_Isaac said:

DMW said:

theyolksonyou said:

DMW said:

SciAggie said:

TTC said:

nolaegghead said:

arsenals are never complete.

But in order to convince SWMBO one must believe in the lie you are selling. To quote Costanza, “Jerry, it’s not a lie if you really believe it”

 I need that for my bar tab from last week when I was traveling...

Not quite that bad...

Could spring for the extra $0.39 to make it 20%?

At that point, my math wasn't all that good...

northGAcock

YukonRon said:

Just finished a flight with a great surprise:
@lousubcap was booked on the same flight.
Great guy, had some fun. Lucky to be his friend.

Would have guessed he would be traveling below the water surface!

lousubcap

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

Ozzie_Isaac

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

lousubcap

@northGAcock - being land bound presents some challenges but I generally do run "submerged and undetected" in any capacity.  @YukonRon is such a welcoming individual that once I saw him sitting there looking forlorn and definitely not appreciating his place in the immediate higherarchy I knew an intervention was needed.  Too bad all the adult beverage options were closed.  

U_tarded

Ozzie_Isaac said:

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

2 drink max at dinner for me on overnight travel, better than nothing.  

lousubcap

@Ozzie_Isaac - In my recent advanced youth (well before my current age) the company did not require any segregation of expenses within a specific charge. Thus the "demon rum" was acknowledged as a cost of doing business.  Given that it was a family owned small business (150 or so employees) with many less on the road it was " all good."  Moderation was expected and never questioned. I never did find the outer limit.  

SGH

Wishing that I was at home. 

thetrim

USA Canada. Ugggh.  What a game.  Complete bonkers that it ends w a shootout!

thetrim

Nice win, ladies!

HeavyG

thetrim said:

USA Canada. Ugggh.  What a game.  Complete bonkers that it ends w a shootout!

And what a final shot and a block it was. USA!

Sea2Ski

U_tarded said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

2 drink max at dinner for me on overnight travel, better than nothing.  

Ours used to have a 3 drink limit. Then, as usual, someone ruined it.

They ordered 3 shots of some $50/shot something or other. We found out exactly who it was. Word got out (we are a smaller company) that it was a lone trip and he was not entertaining clients. When questioned about it, he made a big deal and fought paying it back stating that there was nothing stating limits so he was in the right.... blah blah blah..... So the policy was changed and the allowance is now $25/day, and must be purchased with a meal.

To add insult to injury, the guy is no longer here. Despite lobbying they will not reversed it back to how it was.

Oh well, something is better than nothing.... but $25 ain't much when out.

hoosier_egger

Ozzie_Isaac said:

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

My company permits it. Had a guy one time use his company card for cocaine and strippers (for real) then he couldn't understand why he was terminated.

HeavyG

Another USA upset over our Canadian friends. First hockey and now curling. Go USA, beat Sweden now!

lousubcap

Too bad the men's curling final airs live at 1:35 AM (EST) Sat.  Friday night would have to exceed great expectations for me to be around for that match.  

DuckDogDr

Just picked up my new truck from the trim shop...negotiated leather seats in the purchase deal.

Ozzie_Isaac

ColtsFan said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

My company permits it. Had a guy one time use his company card for cocaine and strippers (for real) then he couldn't understand why he was terminated.

Wow!!  I don't know what your company sells, but I'm interested in a sales pitch.

DoubleEgger

ColtsFan said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

My company permits it. Had a guy one time use his company card for cocaine and strippers (for real) then he couldn't understand why he was terminated.

I bet he sold the job though. 

fishlessman

carburetor on ice auger, works only when warm. who builds a carb with out valves to adjust

pgprescott

DoubleEgger said:

ColtsFan said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

My company permits it. Had a guy one time use his company card for cocaine and strippers (for real) then he couldn't understand why he was terminated.

I bet he sold the job though. 

Did the receipt REALLY say HOOKERS AND BLOW? I call BS. Even hookers know to have a shell company.

Ozzie_Isaac

pgprescott said:

DoubleEgger said:

ColtsFan said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

My company permits it. Had a guy one time use his company card for cocaine and strippers (for real) then he couldn't understand why he was terminated.

I bet he sold the job though. 

Did the receipt REALLY say HOOKERS AND BLOW? I call BS. Even hookers know to have a shell company.

Probably paid cash, dealers don't like CC fees.  Then was honest on his personal reimbursement.  Honesty is not appreciated these days.

Eggcelsior

ColtsFan said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

My company permits it. Had a guy one time use his company card for cocaine and strippers (for real) then he couldn't understand why he was terminated.

Now we know the back story...

DoubleEgger

Ozzie_Isaac said:

pgprescott said:

DoubleEgger said:

ColtsFan said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

lousubcap said:

@DMW- That ticket could represent many deals...Pounding doubles at that rate yields an outcome of its own while a business deal would suggest a split.
But if corporate $$ I would up the bourbon selection next go round.  FWIW-

My corporate card does not reimburse alchohol.  You guys with corporate accounts that do are lucky.

My company permits it. Had a guy one time use his company card for cocaine and strippers (for real) then he couldn't understand why he was terminated.

I bet he sold the job though. 

Did the receipt REALLY say HOOKERS AND BLOW? I call BS. Even hookers know to have a shell company.

Probably paid cash, dealers don't like CC fees.  Then was honest on his personal reimbursement.  Honesty is not appreciated these days.

Poor guy... 

nolaegghead

DuckDogDr said:

Just picked up my new truck from the trim shop...negotiated leather seats in the purchase deal.

Shop that supplies "trim"?  @thetrim would probably be very interested.

Any outside pictures of the truck?

Rascal

Masticating.  Can't seem to kick the habit...

Acn

I had a buddy send this out on a group text.  It did improve my mood.