OT - What are you doing right now?

ksmyrl

Nothing. Literally. Sitting on porch. Drinking dirty southern water. Waiting for local pork chops to take the dry rub. It's rough.

dbCooper

Church down the street must have some new guy mowing their weeds.  He decided to do everyone a favor and mow the alley too.  Took out 75% of the wild garlic that grows back there.  Couple minutes earlier and I could've headed him off.

Damn, just damn!

GrateEggspectations

@dbCooper

The Chinese word for crisis and a opportunity is the same - or something like that. Just go empty the catch bag for some garlic soup. 

Ybabpmuts

"Grilling some corn for a Mexican corn salad to go with tri tip tonight"

I used to grill corn .... but then I realized ,. . ...  even under really intense mafia-like pressure ... corn knows very little about anything important ... which is kinda funny since they have all those ears. I don't know how much this .. umm ... Mexican Corn Salad paid you to do this  ...  but I hope your trip tip rocks with it.

Ybabpmuts

dbCooper

GrateEggspectations said:

@dbCooper

The Chinese word for crisis and a opportunity is the same - or something like that. Just go empty the catch bag for some garlic soup. 

@GrateEggspectations

Not an option, machine is some old John Deere garden tractor with side discharge, no bags in use.  Upside is the local farmer markets will get more money from me.    🙂

JohnInCarolina

GrateEggspectations said:

@dbCooper

The Chinese word for crisis and a opportunity is the same - or something like that. Just go empty the catch bag for some garlic soup. 

GrateEggspectations said:

@dbCooper

The Chinese word for crisis and a opportunity is the same - or something like that. Just go empty the catch bag for some garlic soup. 

Pretty close!

hoosier_egger

Boo-Yah! My wife texted me “You got a box of meat here”. Busted 

theyolksonyou

My wife texted me about meat and a box, but it was different. 

theyolksonyou

I rushed home. 

lousubcap

Well played @theyolksonyou.  

Battleborn

@theyolksonyou ?

Ozzie_Isaac

hoosier_egger

Got the PK assembled. It’s a swampy day here. May have to wait until evening to fire it up. 

SGH

Now we finally know the secret ingredient in Arby’s milkshakes. Never would of guessed it 🧐 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/child-porn-investigation-reveals-arby-160521698.html

JohnInCarolina

SGH said:

Now we finally know the secret ingredient in Arby’s milkshakes. Never would of guessed it 🧐 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/child-porn-investigation-reveals-arby-160521698.html

When I saw you post this I thought for sure it would be anus.  Nope.  

SGH

JohnInCarolina said:

SGH said:

Now we finally know the secret ingredient in Arby’s milkshakes. Never would of guessed it 🧐 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/child-porn-investigation-reveals-arby-160521698.html

When I saw you post this I thought for sure it would be anus.  Nope.  

It is a crying shame that it was not anus 👍

The Cen-Tex Smoker

This lol

janell was putting some spaghetti in the freezer to “cool it
down”. She missed. It’s a murder scene but the dog is happy. It’s all over him too

Botch

    There's a paper-plate commercial in there.  

saluki2007

Watching the lunar eclipse. 

The Cen-Tex Smoker

saluki2007 said:

Watching the lunar eclipse. 

It’s so cool. We have a perfect view of it and dark skies out here as well! 

SGH

saluki2007 said:

Watching the lunar eclipse. 

I have waiting anxiously for days to see it and wouldn’t you know at 8:00pm rain rolled in. Just my luck. 

alaskanassasin

That’s funny, I knew something was up. Earlier it looked like a full moon and it was overcast but then I went out to close the greenhouse a few hours later and saw only half the moon, still overcast but something wasn’t adding up..

WeberWho

My wife took a picture of it when we were trying to get ahold of our neighbors who left their garage door open. It was one red moon. 

alaskanassasin

$12.00 a bushel at the elevator July delivery @ColbyLang

ColbyLang

alaskanassasin said:

$12.00 a bushel at the elevator July delivery @ColbyLang

Yeah, booked thru September. Don’t think it was long enough, but it was all they’d let us book back then. We gonna get screwed when the contract runs out

alaskanassasin

I bought a contract back a few months ago glad I did.

nolaegghead

I guess I’ll just stay indoors today…

The Cen-Tex Smoker

nolaegghead said:

I guess I’ll just stay indoors today…

Um…I think your weather app is broken. At least I hope it is. 

JohnInCarolina

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

nolaegghead said:

I guess I’ll just stay indoors today…

Um…I think your weather app is broken. At least I hope it is. 

Let’s see what mine says:



Hmm, roughly the same.  I think I’ll stay inside.  NOT TODAY, SATAN!

Ybabpmuts

Hah! Yesterday I cut the grass and it was hot as hell out. Afterwards I went to my local BBQ place and ate the bar. The bartender said I looked hot, so I told her that I had just mowed grass and it felt like I was moving the devil's ass out there. She got a kick out of it. It's basically the same thing your weather apps states.

On a side note. The guy next to me was eating peanuts with the shell and everything ... one after the other. When I asked him about it ... He said he does it all the time because it saves the time and work of getting to the little nut inside. Then he said ... " I tried it once, and it wasn't too bad, then all I had to do was check my poop the next day .. and I was off to the races, never looked bad.

Said, all matter-of-factly to me while he kept crunching along. When I left he gave me a  small nut shell with only one nut in it, and told me it was a starter kit. Wth?

I though I had issues....

Ybabpmuts