Brisket Camp in NOLA!!!

Hotch

I agree with Travis, you both need to go. And yes bring Lloyd and Bruce. Or don't!

EggObsessed

The Cen-Tex Smokernolaegghead is pulling out all the stops.  Should be spectacular!!  We'll sure be thinking of all of you.  If you haven't met Hotch and Shelly yet, they are flying in from the Dallas area to attend. They are great people!

EggObsessed

Hotch, Thanks.  We really wish we could.  Besides Bruce's work, I committed to attending a party at my sister's house this weekend and would be in deep dookie if I canceled.

henapple

Deep dookie? Potty mouth. :((

nolaegghead

travisstrick said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

EggObsessed said:

Gotta keep this thread active.  I'm living vicariously through the NOLA attendees.  Lots of great food, drink and merriment to be had by all, no doubt.

Was really hoping you guys were secretly planning on picking up Joan and showing up unannounced

I'd have to come if those two expert cooks showed up. You and NOLA are just hacks. (and ugly too)

There's no better compliment than ad hominem attacks.  Thank you so much Travis.

nolaegghead

My manbearcave is a wreck.  I don't want to lose my man-card, so I'm going to put away all the sewing and needlepoint accoutrements and scatter snap-on tools about. 

nolaegghead

@EggObsessed - I wish you and Joan and your significant others could make it.  Maybe we'll have a second annual next year.

Eggcelsior

travisstrick said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

EggObsessed said:

Gotta keep this thread active.  I'm living vicariously through the NOLA attendees.  Lots of great food, drink and merriment to be had by all, no doubt.

Was really hoping you guys were secretly planning on picking up Joan and showing up unannounced

I'd have to come if those two expert cooks showed up. You and NOLA are just hacks. (and ugly too)

I suppose I'm the third stooge. henapple is too good for us, or anything really. Especially uppercase names.

hapster

This sounds like the party of the year... Someday

Fred19Flintstone

Mickey said:

henapple said:

I hate old people. ..

Just because I am spending your SS don't hate buddy. Look, I have to be careful.

I don't know.  He seems kinda happy to me.

Foghorn

Here is the sign @Mickey should have seen.

Foghorn

And I'm trying to figure out why you think you might need a forklift.  Won't @henapple be there.  He moved 40 large eggs in Salado without a problem... although I think it took him two trips.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Foghorn said:

And I'm trying to figure out why you think you might need a forklift.  Won't @henapple be there.  He moved 40 large eggs in Salado without a problem... although I think it took him two trips.

Mickey Helped: "hey Tony, put that one over there....no, not there....over there"

EggObsessed

You better believe, NOLA, that we'll buy our tickets the instant we know there's a "second annual" NOLA gathering!

The Cen-Tex Smoker

EggObsessed said:

You better believe, NOLA, that we'll buy our tickets the instant we know there's a "second annual" NOLA gathering!

I think we are putting the cart before the horse here.Let's see who make it home from this one alive before we plan round 2.

It's a lot harder to get in trouble at Salado than The Big Easy.

EggObsessed

Well said, Cen-Tex.  We will proceed with CAUTION!

Hotch

OK, I think I have everything we may need based on all the posts:

1. Place to shower

2. Extra clean shirts

3. Bail Bondsman

4. NOLAEgghead's Lawer

5. Health Ins card

Did I miss anything?

SGH

@Hotch‌
You left out the following:
Large appetite.
Unquenchable thirst.
Other than that, I thing you got it.

nolaegghead

@Hotch

consider:
First Aid Kit with Sutures
Ice Pack
Satellite or Ham Radio (2/4 Meter dual band)
Tell at least two family members when you're expected back and where they can find your will
2 grapefruit
metal flask with 500mL capacity
Ronald Reagan mask to calm Henapple
pack of juicy fruit winterfresh gum for field repairs. 

Hotch

I may need to take a second suitcase.

nolaegghead

I have a suitcase you can borrow!

Eggcelsior

nolaegghead said:

@Hotch

consider:
First Aid Kit with Sutures
Ice Pack
Satellite or Ham Radio (2/4 Meter dual band)
Tell at least two family members when you're expected back and where they can find your will
2 grapefruit
metal flask with 500mL capacity
Ronald Reagan mask to calm Henapple
pack of juicy fruit winterfresh gum for field repairs. 

"Vaya can dios, brah"

-henapple catches that last wave down the Mississippi

The Cen-Tex Smoker

T minus 24 hrs to wheels up.

Hotch

@NOLA Egghead We are landing about 8:30 a.m.

Once we get a car and find the hotel we can swing by and help if you like? Maybe keep an eye on @henapple  Send me a PM if you would like for us to come by.

nolaegghead

@Hotch - I sent you a PM with my address.  What day you coming in?

Hotch

Friday morning.

nolaegghead

Flyer.

Eggcelsior

I'm glad to see you're sticking up for Jenny.

thetrim

@EggObsessed, you obiously haven't learned anything from the recent news regarding the NFL.  There is a high likelihood this is a one time event.  Remember @SGH is the sober one of the group.  That should tell you everything.

nolaegghead

Yeah, leave Jenny alone!  (insert leave Brittany alone rant video here).