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If it wasn’t real for you yet

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,493
    The Cheeto Jesus is coming totally unhinged during these press conferences of late.  Fauci looks like he's ready to commit seppuku right there in front of the press.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,132
    GATraveller said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Did the President really say that social distancing means we can no longer "hug and kiss in the office" ?   Uhmm... what?
    Does this include dry humping? 
    Hopefully this does not include those of us who have always worked from home. If so,
    I’m screwed. Oh wait...
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,493
    The leader of the free world... good Lord.


    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,951
    Brings new meaning to “I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole.” 
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,132

    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,493

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    edited March 2020
    GrateEggspectations said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Did the President really say that social distancing means we can no longer "hug and kiss in the office" ?   Uhmm... what?
    Wonder how social distancing impacts one’s ability to  “grab ‘me by the p***y?”
    You have a pu$$y? 

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 16,196
    GrateEggspectations said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Did the President really say that social distancing means we can no longer "hug and kiss in the office" ?   Uhmm... what?
    Wonder how social distancing impacts one’s ability to  “grab ‘em by the p***y?”
    While he has very small hands, his arms are Yuge, at least 6' long.  
    ___________

    "When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."

    - Lin Yutang


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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,705
    Botch said:
    Gov. Edwards of LA is being interviewed on PBS right now, and he just claimed he "didn't know" why Nawlins is suddenly looking like a major epicenter in the US.  
    W. T. F.  
    Granted, the first confirmed case in LA was after Mardi Gras (iirc) but the cops had to clear the streets four days before St Paddie's.  
    Maybe we all deserve this.  :anguished:
    Thankfully I have been avoiding the Quarter pretty much since the Hard Rock collapsed. That created unbelievable traffic snarls. I have gone to Metairie but not in near 2 months. It’s okay the chiropractor took my temperature today before he broke my neck.
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,863
    DoubleEgger said:
    Brings new meaning to “I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole.” 
    I hadn't read that in years...and the corollary "I wouldn't screw (pc here) her with your d-ck!" $hit's gettin real  =)
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • Sea2Ski
    Sea2Ski Posts: 4,088
    It is real for me. 
    My sisters neighbor (mother of two) has it. My nieces (18 and 20) are good friends with the infected daughters of roughly the same ages.  I have seen and spoken to her at several birthday parties. She was symptom free 4 days ago and is now in the ICU and on a ventilator. My sister has known her for 18 years and the infected has no other known health issues.  
    First case of someone I know personally.  This seems too unreal to be real.
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    ....just look for the smoke!
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    Caliking said:   Meat in bung is my favorite. 
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  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Did the President really say that social distancing means we can no longer "hug and kiss in the office" ?   Uhmm... what?
    You sure he didn't say grab in there some where?
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,493
    Sea2Ski said:
    It is real for me. 
    My sisters neighbor (mother of two) has it. My nieces (18 and 20) are good friends with the infected daughters of roughly the same ages.  I have seen and spoken to her at several birthday parties. She was symptom free 4 days ago and is now in the ICU and on a ventilator. My sister has known her for 18 years and the infected has no other known health issues.  
    First case of someone I know personally.  This seems too unreal to be real.
    Terrible Mark. Really sorry to hear that.  I hope she recovers soon enough.  That is as real as it gets.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,171
    Sea2Ski said:
    It is real for me. 
    My sisters neighbor (mother of two) has it. My nieces (18 and 20) are good friends with the infected daughters of roughly the same ages.  I have seen and spoken to her at several birthday parties. She was symptom free 4 days ago and is now in the ICU and on a ventilator. My sister has known her for 18 years and the infected has no other known health issues.  
    First case of someone I know personally.  This seems too unreal to be real.
    Sorry to hear this Mark. Scary stuff.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 11,114
    Sea2Ski said:
    It is real for me. 
    My sisters neighbor (mother of two) has it. My nieces (18 and 20) are good friends with the infected daughters of roughly the same ages.  I have seen and spoken to her at several birthday parties. She was symptom free 4 days ago and is now in the ICU and on a ventilator. My sister has known her for 18 years and the infected has no other known health issues.  
    First case of someone I know personally.  This seems too unreal to be real.
    No words to express , so sorry prayers her way and keep us posted
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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  • Wolfpack
    Wolfpack Posts: 3,552
    I had no idea that there were less than 1 million total hospital beds in the US. 

    Especially when you consider this is going to move in a localized progression. 

    Mark- scary stuff for sure. It is getting ready to come home for many of us. Best wishes to you and yours.  

    Greensboro, NC
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,516
    Sea2Ski said:
    It is real for me. 
    My sisters neighbor (mother of two) has it. My nieces (18 and 20) are good friends with the infected daughters of roughly the same ages.  I have seen and spoken to her at several birthday parties. She was symptom free 4 days ago and is now in the ICU and on a ventilator. My sister has known her for 18 years and the infected has no other known health issues.  
    First case of someone I know personally.  This seems too unreal to be real.
    Yikes. Scary. Hoping for the best.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380

    LOL


    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,075
    Mark, so sorry to see this. Before this is over we all will be able to share experiences of this dreaded infection.
    I hope for a speedy recovery, just so sorry to see this.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,705
    HeavyG said:

    LOL


    Cute, glad to know that you will love to see my family wiped out along with that of SGH and thatgrimguy .
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    Gulfcoastguy said:
    HeavyG said:

    LOL


    Cute, glad to know that you will love to see my family wiped out along with that of SGH and thatgrimguy .

    Seriously...that's your take on that tweet???
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,075
    JohnInCarolina said:

    This was fabulous...spot on!!!
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,705
    HeavyG said:
    Gulfcoastguy said:
    HeavyG said:

    LOL


    Cute, glad to know that you will love to see my family wiped out along with that of SGH and thatgrimguy .

    Seriously...that's your take on that tweet???
    Laughing out loud about a joke about the extinction of an entire State’s people? Utterly tasteless.
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    edited March 2020
    Gulfcoastguy said:
    HeavyG said:
    Gulfcoastguy said:
    HeavyG said:

    LOL


    Cute, glad to know that you will love to see my family wiped out along with that of SGH and thatgrimguy .

    Seriously...that's your take on that tweet???
    Laughing out loud about a joke about the extinction of an entire State’s people? Utterly tasteless.

    Clearly you missed the point but that's ok. Here's  one you might get and find funny. I LOL'd...


    Of course I won't be surprised if your response is that I would make a terrible father by charging my young child to take his picture.


    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • milesvdustin
    milesvdustin Posts: 2,882
    All the homeschool memes are funny. 

    When I started my job at the prison, one of the guys that's about to retire told me to make sure to laugh every day to keep the stress away. It works

    2 LBGE, Blackstone 36, Jumbo Joe

    Egging in Southern Illinois (Marion)

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,951
    HeavyG said:

    LOL


    This virus has been an intellectual shakedown. People who have been hiding their stupidity are coming out in droves now. 
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    Anyone know the best way to make a bear puke?
    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2020/03/chinese-government-promotes-bear-bile-as-coronavirus-covid19-treatment/?utm_source=reddit.com

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,075
    USA passed 1000
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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