ButtBlast 2018

CTMike

DoubleEgger said:

I had to leave a message. Ya’ll quit calling until I get my reservation squared away. 

I left a message at first. Tried back after an hour because my wife was adamant that we have a cabin. I believe there were two cabins left after mine, numbers 5 & 6. 

YEMTrey

I'll get a hotel room again this year.  I'll need a break from you miscreants!

CTMike

My wonderful wife doesn't drink and might be agreeable to running a shuttle to hotels at the end of the evening if someone needs a ride. 

JohnInCarolina

CTMike said:

My wonderful wife doesn't drink and might be agreeable to running a shuttle to hotels at the end of the evening if someone needs a ride. 

I think in past years folks have just tended to pass out in whatever chairs they were sitting in around 1 or 2 am.  @JRWhitee can chime in here.  

JohnInCarolina

CTMike said:

Just got off the phone with Kitty after reserving Cabin #1. Not sure which one of you is Adam but you definitely left an impression. 

We we will be arriving Thursday evening so that we are available all day Friday for shopping, prep, etc. 

I take it there is a spot near Shelter 2 to park Ol' Mortimer?

For sure there is room near Shelter 2 for your rig.  @Thatgrimguy was able to park his rig right next to it two years ago, no problem.  

CTMike

JohnInCarolina said:

CTMike said:

Just got off the phone with Kitty after reserving Cabin #1. Not sure which one of you is Adam but you definitely left an impression. 

We we will be arriving Thursday evening so that we are available all day Friday for shopping, prep, etc. 

I take it there is a spot near Shelter 2 to park Ol' Mortimer?

For sure there is room near Shelter 2 for your rig.  @Thatgrimguy was able to park his rig right next to it two years ago, no problem.  

Sounds good. I will remove the tongue and run a cable lock through the frame and around a pillar to keep it from growing legs. 

JRWhitee

JohnInCarolina said:

CTMike said:

My wonderful wife doesn't drink and might be agreeable to running a shuttle to hotels at the end of the evening if someone needs a ride. 

I think in past years folks have just tended to pass out in whatever chairs they were sitting in around 1 or 2 am.  @JRWhitee can chime in here.  

I was in deep thought...

DoubleEgger

CTMike said:

DoubleEgger said:

I had to leave a message. Ya’ll quit calling until I get my reservation squared away. 

I left a message at first. Tried back after an hour because my wife was adamant that we have a cabin. I believe there were two cabins left after mine, numbers 5 & 6. 

Just got a call back. Site 76 is now booked. Rock and Roll 

tarheelmatt

YEMTrey said:

I'll get a hotel room again this year.  I'll need a break from you miscreants!

I really regretted not staying on premises for BB1.  I think others regretted staying off site too.  The Friday and Saturday night stuff is epic.  

tarheelmatt

DoubleEgger said:

CTMike said:

DoubleEgger said:

I had to leave a message. Ya’ll quit calling until I get my reservation squared away. 

I left a message at first. Tried back after an hour because my wife was adamant that we have a cabin. I believe there were two cabins left after mine, numbers 5 & 6. 

Just got a call back. Site 76 is now booked. Rock and Roll 

Bring yer tools!  Jim will be there, yea know. 

CTMike

@nolaegghead,

Jazz should sport one of these at BB18:

https://youtu.be/qLdUG3id2rs

All of the cool cool cats will be wearing them. 

JohnInCarolina

@CTMike - that's a different kind of Butt Blast right there.  

CTMike

JohnInCarolina said:

@CTMike - that's a different kind of Butt Blast right there.  

It was meant to prevent that kind of Butt Blast, like a shield against miscreants. 

YukonRon

JohnInCarolina said:

When I called to make my reservation, the lady on the phone (Kitty I think) had just finished talking to @YukonRon.  She is quite the character.  

She said, and I quote - "He said he's from LOO-VILL but it's spelled like LOU-ISS-VILLE.  I don't know if that boy can't talk or if he just can't spell!"  

I just told her that he was from Kentucky and she said "Well that explains EVERYTHING!"

It is pronounced Luhlvuhl. Get it right......I might be country as cornbread, but I can speak Kentucky English.

JohnInCarolina

Word on the street is that all of the cabins have now been booked.   That's got to be record time.  

JRWhitee

YukonRon said:

JohnInCarolina said:

When I called to make my reservation, the lady on the phone (Kitty I think) had just finished talking to @YukonRon.  She is quite the character.  

She said, and I quote - "He said he's from LOO-VILL but it's spelled like LOU-ISS-VILLE.  I don't know if that boy can't talk or if he just can't spell!"  

I just told her that he was from Kentucky and she said "Well that explains EVERYTHING!"

It is pronounced Luhlvuhl. Get it right......I might be country as cornbread, but I can speak Kentucky English.

In english “Kentucky English” is an antonym.

The_Stache

Nabbed Cabin 6!!!

The Cen-Tex Smoker

one of you assclowns grabbed my cabin while I was on hold. I have a very special set of skills. I will find you, and I will...probably have drink with you or something like that.

YukonRon

JRWhitee said:de

YukonRon said:

JohnInCarolina said:

When I called to make my reservation, the lady on the phone (Kitty I think) had just finished talking to @YukonRon.  She is quite the character.  

She said, and I quote - "He said he's from LOO-VILL but it's spelled like LOU-ISS-VILLE.  I don't know if that boy can't talk or if he just can't spell!"  

I just told her that he was from Kentucky and she said "Well that explains EVERYTHING!"

It is pronounced Luhlvuhl. Get it right......I might be country as cornbread, but I can speak Kentucky English.

In english “Kentucky English” is an antonym.

Pretty funny. Red wine, through the nose, for the score!

CTMike

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

one of you assclowns grabbed my cabin while I was on hold. I have a very special set of skills. I will find you, and I will...probably have drink with you or something like that.

There's room for two to sleep inside Ol' Mortimer if you don't mind the smell of smoke. 

YukonRon

Mortimer ........check

Killit_and_Grillit

@CTMike I'm in Cabin 2, looks like we're gonna be neighbors. 

(Full disclosure in case you drink too much and stumble in the wrong cabin. I snore like a bear and I prefer to be the little spoon.)

bgebrent

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

one of you assclowns grabbed my cabin while I was on hold. I have a very special set of skills. I will find you, and I will...probably have drink with you or something like that.

You would enjoy a drink with Rick (The_Stache), especially if he's sharing his beer.

YukonRon

I just heard, We will be the official "Burning Man" event for 2018. Seems they could not compete.....

The_Stache

Hey... they called me telling me I'd won the "last" cabin!!!  @Cen-Tex Smoker come grab a beer or 3.  If you're coming by yourself, there's room in Cabin 6!

The Cen-Tex Smoker

CTMike said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

one of you assclowns grabbed my cabin while I was on hold. I have a very special set of skills. I will find you, and I will...probably have drink with you or something like that.

There's room for two to sleep inside Ol' Mortimer if you don't mind the smell of smoke. 

I'm already worried enough I'm going to wake up with an apple in my mouth and my hands tied up no matter where I sleep. 

CTMike

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@CTMike I'm in Cabin 2, looks like we're gonna be neighbors. 

(Full disclosure in case you drink too much and stumble in the wrong cabin. I snore like a bear and I prefer to be the little spoon.)

While I appreciate the generous hospitality, my wife gets jealous if I spoon with anyone else. 

JohnInCarolina

You guys are cracking me up with all this talk of "sleeping".  

The Cen-Tex Smoker

The_Stache said:

Hey... they called me telling me I'd won the "last" cabin!!!  @Cen-Tex Smoker come grab a beer or 3.  If you're coming by yourself, there's room in Cabin 6!

If I am still married by April I will be with TFJ (The Fabulous Janell for those who are not "in the know"). It's been 25 years but I'm still on a week-to-week trial period in her eyes. She's smart like that. 

JohnInCarolina

The_Stache said:

Hey... they called me telling me I'd won the "last" cabin!!!  @Cen-Tex Smoker come grab a beer or 3.  If you're coming by yourself, there's room in Cabin 6!

What could possibly go wrong, bunking with someone who is a self-described "Chief Flatulator" at a festival named "Butt Blast" ?