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What Are You Doing Right Now? (non OT version)

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  • LitLit Posts: 8,929
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    @noobs - please forgive this Lit character.  He was dropped on the head as a baby and his only friends are me and John.
    If we werefriends i could teach you to cook
    Obviously, the head injury as an infant also instilled a profound sense of delusion of grandeur.

    No im a crappy cook but you take pictures of **** i wouldnt feed a dog and feed it to your partner
    I'm a god in the kitchen.  Even gods will squeeze out a turd every now and again.  I think you're living proof of that.

    Guys im telling you the food is really good but the blue plates i am using makes it look bad. Thats some funny crap never heard someone blame their lack of cooking skills on the plates.
  • HogFatherHogFather Posts: 233
    edited November 2020
    Lit said:
    HogFather said:
    @Lit reminds me of Bif Tannen
    We arent all 100 years old here

    Sick burn man! I said f'in Siiiiiick Buuuuuurn
    You are on fire
    Fighting off the trolls 1 by 1
    Large Egg

    Pig, KY 
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 38,193
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    @noobs - please forgive this Lit character.  He was dropped on the head as a baby and his only friends are me and John.
    If we werefriends i could teach you to cook
    Obviously, the head injury as an infant also instilled a profound sense of delusion of grandeur.

    No im a crappy cook but you take pictures of **** i wouldnt feed a dog and feed it to your partner
    I'm a god in the kitchen.  Even gods will squeeze out a turd every now and again.  I think you're living proof of that.

    Guys im telling you the food is really good but the blue plates i am using makes it look bad. Thats some funny crap never heard someone blame their lack of cooking skills on the plates.

    Yes, you are right.
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  • HeavyGHeavyG Posts: 7,956
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


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  • LitLit Posts: 8,929
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 38,193
    Folks, be sure to watch the next episode of "The Entire Forum vs Lit" where our antagonist sets new lows on the bar of douchbaggery.  We can only wonder how his off-forum life is so devoid of friendship he chooses to pathetically troll decent human beings and hypocritically tell them to "get a life".  Commercial free if you choose to ignore his constant shilling of Yeti and PK products.
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  • LegumeLegume Posts: 11,750
    Folks, be sure to watch the next episode of "The Entire Forum vs Lit" where our antagonist sets new lows on the bar of douchbaggery.  We can only wonder how his off-forum life is so devoid of friendship he chooses to pathetically troll decent human beings and hypocritically tell them to "get a life".  Commercial free if you choose to ignore his constant shilling of Yeti and PK products.
    I need to get a digital antenna for my tv, these reality cable shows just suck. 
    I do not have any broken or spare parts for any size egg.
  • Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    Ruining the forum, one post at a time.  

    Living large in the 919
  • LitLit Posts: 8,929
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
  • LitLit Posts: 8,929
    Legume said:
    Folks, be sure to watch the next episode of "The Entire Forum vs Lit" where our antagonist sets new lows on the bar of douchbaggery.  We can only wonder how his off-forum life is so devoid of friendship he chooses to pathetically troll decent human beings and hypocritically tell them to "get a life".  Commercial free if you choose to ignore his constant shilling of Yeti and PK products.
    I need to get a digital antenna for my tv, these reality cable shows just suck. 
    Now your just bean nuts
  • LitLit Posts: 8,929
    Folks, be sure to watch the next episode of "The Entire Forum vs Lit" where our antagonist sets new lows on the bar of douchbaggery.  We can only wonder how his off-forum life is so devoid of friendship he chooses to pathetically troll decent human beings and hypocritically tell them to "get a life".  Commercial free if you choose to ignore his constant shilling of Yeti and PK products.
    The funny part is your friends are online friends. I stop by now and then but this is your life.
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 38,193
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    if you have "get a life" on your Lit bingo, please mark it off, Folks!

    ______________________________________________
    No cooking devices other than an Easy-Bake oven with a 75 watt incandescent light bulb.
    Virus downloading.....(*beep...bleep...whirrr...whirrr*)
    Download Complete.



  • Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

    I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  
    California
  • LitLit Posts: 8,929
    Tip2Tip said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

    I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  
    I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular
  • Lit said:
    Tip2Tip said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

    I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  
    I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular
    They do talk to me when I'm really baked.  
    California
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 38,193
    duuhhh
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    Virus downloading.....(*beep...bleep...whirrr...whirrr*)
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  • Lit said:
    Tip2Tip said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

    I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  
    I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular
    A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

    I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

    I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.
  • calikingcaliking Posts: 15,714
    The irony is that you're all ticked off about a guy on a bbq forum, supposedly "stealing" a discussion topic from another guy on the same forum, and have spent the better part of today being an interwebz pinhead about it. 

    'Tis pretty clear who needs to get a life...

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • LitLit Posts: 8,929
    caliking said:
    The irony is that you're all ticked off about a guy on a bbq forum, supposedly "stealing" a discussion topic from another guy on the same forum, and have spent the better part of today being an interwebz pinhead about it. 

    'Tis pretty clear who needs to get a life...
    Do i really seem ticked off? Im about to eat a couple gummies and jump in the shower.
  • Lit said:
    caliking said:
    The irony is that you're all ticked off about a guy on a bbq forum, supposedly "stealing" a discussion topic from another guy on the same forum, and have spent the better part of today being an interwebz pinhead about it. 

    'Tis pretty clear who needs to get a life...
    Do i really seem ticked off? Im about to eat a couple gummies and jump in the shower.
    Yeah he's not angry, @caliking, he's just an ahole.  
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    Ruining the forum, one post at a time.  

    Living large in the 919
  • LitLit Posts: 8,929
    Lit said:
    Tip2Tip said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

    I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  
    I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular
    A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

    I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

    I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.
    I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.
  • Lit said:
    Lit said:
    Tip2Tip said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

    I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  
    I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular
    A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

    I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

    I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.
    I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.

    That's definitely a Bif move
    Fighting off the trolls 1 by 1
    Large Egg

    Pig, KY 
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 38,193
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    Tip2Tip said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

    I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  
    I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular
    A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

    I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

    I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.
    I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.
    Feeling sorry for someone who is pathetic and not liking them are not mutually exclusive.

    ______________________________________________
    No cooking devices other than an Easy-Bake oven with a 75 watt incandescent light bulb.
    Virus downloading.....(*beep...bleep...whirrr...whirrr*)
    Download Complete.



  • calikingcaliking Posts: 15,714
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    Tip2Tip said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

    I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  
    I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular
    A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

    I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

    I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.
    I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.
    Amazing. It seems so natural.

    I guess the rest of us are just collateral damage. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • caliking said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    Tip2Tip said:
    Lit said:
    Lit said:
    HeavyG said:
    Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.
    For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.


    Thats what gets you excited?
    Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  


    You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.
    You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

    I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  
    I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular
    A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

    I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

    I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.
    I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.
    Amazing. It seems so natural.

    I guess the rest of us are just collateral damage. 
    Somehow I don't think Lit has thought this all the way through.  
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    Ruining the forum, one post at a time.  

    Living large in the 919
  • calikingcaliking Posts: 15,714
    John - I cherish you as a friend and all that, but quit flagging my posts.

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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