What Are You Doing Right Now? (non OT version)

Lit

nolaegghead said:

Lit said:

nolaegghead said:

Lit said:

nolaegghead said:

@noobs - please forgive this Lit character.  He was dropped on the head as a baby and his only friends are me and John.

If we werefriends i could teach you to cook

Obviously, the head injury as an infant also instilled a profound sense of delusion of grandeur.

No im a crappy cook but you take pictures of **** i wouldnt feed a dog and feed it to your partner

I'm a god in the kitchen.  Even gods will squeeze out a turd every now and again.  I think you're living proof of that.

Guys im telling you the food is really good but the blue plates i am using makes it look bad. Thats some funny crap never heard someone blame their lack of cooking skills on the plates.

HogFather

Lit said:

HogFather said:

@Lit reminds me of Bif Tannen

We arent all 100 years old here

Sick burn man! I said f'in Siiiiiick Buuuuuurn

You are on fire

Terpderpitude

HogFather said:

@Lit reminds me of Bif Tannen

nolaegghead

Lit said:

nolaegghead said:

Lit said:

nolaegghead said:

Lit said:

nolaegghead said:

@noobs - please forgive this Lit character.  He was dropped on the head as a baby and his only friends are me and John.

If we werefriends i could teach you to cook

Obviously, the head injury as an infant also instilled a profound sense of delusion of grandeur.

No im a crappy cook but you take pictures of **** i wouldnt feed a dog and feed it to your partner

I'm a god in the kitchen.  Even gods will squeeze out a turd every now and again.  I think you're living proof of that.

Guys im telling you the food is really good but the blue plates i am using makes it look bad. Thats some funny crap never heard someone blame their lack of cooking skills on the plates.

Yes, you are right.

HeavyG

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Lit

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

nolaegghead

Folks, be sure to watch the next episode of "The Entire Forum vs Lit" where our antagonist sets new lows on the bar of douchbaggery.  We can only wonder how his off-forum life is so devoid of friendship he chooses to pathetically troll decent human beings and hypocritically tell them to "get a life".  Commercial free if you choose to ignore his constant shilling of Yeti and PK products.

Legume

nolaegghead said:

Folks, be sure to watch the next episode of "The Entire Forum vs Lit" where our antagonist sets new lows on the bar of douchbaggery.  We can only wonder how his off-forum life is so devoid of friendship he chooses to pathetically troll decent human beings and hypocritically tell them to "get a life".  Commercial free if you choose to ignore his constant shilling of Yeti and PK products.

I need to get a digital antenna for my tv, these reality cable shows just suck. 

JohnInCarolina

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

Lit

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

Lit

Legume said:

nolaegghead said:

Folks, be sure to watch the next episode of "The Entire Forum vs Lit" where our antagonist sets new lows on the bar of douchbaggery.  We can only wonder how his off-forum life is so devoid of friendship he chooses to pathetically troll decent human beings and hypocritically tell them to "get a life".  Commercial free if you choose to ignore his constant shilling of Yeti and PK products.

I need to get a digital antenna for my tv, these reality cable shows just suck. 

Now your just bean nuts

Lit

nolaegghead said:

Folks, be sure to watch the next episode of "The Entire Forum vs Lit" where our antagonist sets new lows on the bar of douchbaggery.  We can only wonder how his off-forum life is so devoid of friendship he chooses to pathetically troll decent human beings and hypocritically tell them to "get a life".  Commercial free if you choose to ignore his constant shilling of Yeti and PK products.

The funny part is your friends are online friends. I stop by now and then but this is your life.

nolaegghead

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

if you have "get a life" on your Lit bingo, please mark it off, Folks!

Tip2Tip

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  

Lit

Tip2Tip said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  

I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular

Tip2Tip

Lit said:

Tip2Tip said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  

I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular

They do talk to me when I'm really baked.  

nolaegghead

duuhhh

Lit

abtaylor260

Lit said:

Tip2Tip said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  

I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular

A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.

caliking

The irony is that you're all ticked off about a guy on a bbq forum, supposedly "stealing" a discussion topic from another guy on the same forum, and have spent the better part of today being an interwebz pinhead about it. 

'Tis pretty clear who needs to get a life...

TEXASBGE2018

Anybody else enjoying the repetitive pictures of
katy perry as much as me?

JohnInCarolina

TEXASBGE2018 said:

Anybody else enjoying the repetitive pictures of
katy perry as much as me?

They're fine and all but if we're going to do this let's at least do it right:

Lit

caliking said:

The irony is that you're all ticked off about a guy on a bbq forum, supposedly "stealing" a discussion topic from another guy on the same forum, and have spent the better part of today being an interwebz pinhead about it. 

'Tis pretty clear who needs to get a life...

Do i really seem ticked off? Im about to eat a couple gummies and jump in the shower.

JohnInCarolina

Lit said:

caliking said:

The irony is that you're all ticked off about a guy on a bbq forum, supposedly "stealing" a discussion topic from another guy on the same forum, and have spent the better part of today being an interwebz pinhead about it. 

'Tis pretty clear who needs to get a life...

Do i really seem ticked off? Im about to eat a couple gummies and jump in the shower.

Yeah he's not angry, @caliking, he's just an ahole.  

Lit

abtaylor260 said:

Lit said:

Tip2Tip said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  

I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular

A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.

I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.

HogFather

Lit said:

abtaylor260 said:

Lit said:

Tip2Tip said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  

I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular

A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.

I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.

That's definitely a Bif move

nolaegghead

Lit said:

abtaylor260 said:

Lit said:

Tip2Tip said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  

I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular

A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.

I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.

Feeling sorry for someone who is pathetic and not liking them are not mutually exclusive.

caliking

Lit said:

abtaylor260 said:

Lit said:

Tip2Tip said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  

I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular

A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.

I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.

Amazing. It seems so natural.

I guess the rest of us are just collateral damage. 

JohnInCarolina

caliking said:

Lit said:

abtaylor260 said:

Lit said:

Tip2Tip said:

Lit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Lit said:

HeavyG said:

Was wondering why the post count jumped by a few dozen this afternoon. Got all excited - thought it might be something interesting but alas.

For someone that said they were quitting the forum and even asked the Buffalo to delete their account that Lit fellow sure posts a lot.

Thats what gets you excited?

Well it’s not quite as exciting as this but not everyone can take a whole hour off for lunch:  

You would have a hard time stepping away from the forum for 10 minutes.

You took all of 3 minutes to respond to JIC's post.  I bet that's two minutes longer than you typically last, so maybe we should all be impressed by your stamina there. 

I have pet rocks that have more brains than you.  

I bet they are also your friends. You are so popular

A friend of mine at work asked me once why people give him such a hard time?(Had a hard time not shutting up and was pretty high strung). 

I told him, Steve, if you would just shut up and calm down, people would leave you alone after awhile. 

I am offering you this advice my friend. Take it for what it is.

I dont want John or Nola to like me. The A hole thing is on purpose.

Amazing. It seems so natural.

I guess the rest of us are just collateral damage. 

Somehow I don't think Lit has thought this all the way through.  

caliking

John - I cherish you as a friend and all that, but quit flagging my posts.