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Large BGE & Mini Max for the wok. A few old camp Dutch ovens and a wood fired oven. LSG 24” cabinet offset smoker. There are a few paella pans and a Patagonia cross in the barn. A curing chamber for bacterial transformation of meats...
"Bourbon slushies. Sure you can cook on the BGE without them, but why would you?"
YukonRon
Reminds me of when I first travelled to meet my grandparents in Philly, and my aunt kept telling me that I'd see them in two days when they came from the "sho". I asked her what show were they seeing that lasts for two days and she looked at me like I was slow. Turns out they were at their vacation home in Atlantic city and were at the beach that day. "Sho = shore". At least I understood everything but one word. This last conversation with my fellow Alabamians left me feeling like I had just had a conversation with dogs who had been taught to speak.
Egging in the Atlanta GA region
Large BGE, CGS setup, Kick Ash Basket, Smokeware SS Cap,
Arteflame grill grate
http://barbecueaddict.com
"For the record, I took a critical thinking test once and did quite well." - Area lawn dart salesman
But @alaskanassasin's post reminded me of my situation in Albuturkey, '87-'92. There, it was carpet cleaners. I was getting multiple calls, daily, to have my carpets cleaned, predominantly from three businesses. I finally sent letters to all three, asking to have my number removed from their call list (with a Courtesy Copy to my law firm, Dewey, Skrewem, & Howe, Attorneys at Law). The calls stopped, from two of them, but not the third.
So, I paid them a personal visit. Put on my Happy Face, walked in, and asked to speak to the Owner, (his name was in the Yellow Pages ad), as he was my old college roommate. Receptionist said he'd just left for a late lunch, could she have my number?
I paused, for a second, and then the light bulb went off. I said, "Sure, it's (lie-lie-liie), but I'm flying back home in a couple hours, could I get his home phone too?" She smiled, and gladly gave it to me!
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
I got home, and sure enough another recording from Shithead & Son, Carpet Cleaners. I waited until 6:05 pm, and then called him up at home, and asked to have my carpets cleaned:
"Please call my business tomorrow, at xxx-xxx-xxxx"
"Well, you called me at MY home, so I'm calling you at YOUR home, could I have my...
Next night, same thing. Heee.
Next night, same thing! (he sounded a bit testy)
I tried again on Saturday morning, he still didn't want to book me (and sounded almost, angry?)
We didn't have caller ID in those days, so I kept calling him, or his wife, whenever the mood struck me. I was playing in bar bands heavily in those days, so I started calling him after my gig, at 0230 am when I got home. Wow! Why was he so grouchy? I just wanted my carpets cleaned....
He finally changed his home phone #, and I got PCS orders to the Dakotas. Never did get my carpets cleaned. I remember where his store was on Central Avenue, and I plan on visiting Albuquerque soon, in my Retirement.
And I bet he has a new receptionist....
"Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees" - Midnight Oil
Ogden, Utard
"For the record, I took a critical thinking test once and did quite well." - Area lawn dart salesman
Same thing happened when I took a Community College night class two months ago, on the History of the Syrian Conflict, from a PhD who escaped from Syria 4 years ago. It took three classes before I understood that weird word he kept saying was "polio" (which is exploding in the Middle East right now, sad to say).
"Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees" - Midnight Oil
Ogden, Utard
XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc
Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!
Egging in the Atlanta GA region
Large BGE, CGS setup, Kick Ash Basket, Smokeware SS Cap,
Arteflame grill grate
http://barbecueaddict.com
Egging in the Atlanta GA region
Large BGE, CGS setup, Kick Ash Basket, Smokeware SS Cap,
Arteflame grill grate
http://barbecueaddict.com
Your in Merica gosh darn it. Speak American
Large Egg
Pig, KY
Congrats on getting the record.
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky
305 yards, 29 of 30 completions, 4 TDs, 9 receivers
Ok, guys. We all have accents. That does not stop one from enunciating. English speaking people shouldn't struggle to understand each other's words when an effort to communicate is made. Note, understanding what someone really means is a separate issue.
Egging in the Atlanta GA region
Large BGE, CGS setup, Kick Ash Basket, Smokeware SS Cap,
Arteflame grill grate
http://barbecueaddict.com
XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc
Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!
Does it keep the ice code also? I've been tempted to put a commercial nugget ice machine in my garage.... just worry how much of a headache they will be to run/maintain.
I assume this has less to do with Alabama and more to do with your inability to interact with people of lesser education than yourself. I'm afraid to ask what life choices you made to force you into a profession that requires your daily interaction with such "dogs"...
"For the record, I took a critical thinking test once and did quite well." - Area lawn dart salesman
Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
Two rusty Weber kettles.
Two Rivers Farm
Moncure N.C.
Is that Texas slang for "Suckin'own My Daddy's Hog"?
Egging in the Atlanta GA region
Large BGE, CGS setup, Kick Ash Basket, Smokeware SS Cap,
Arteflame grill grate
http://barbecueaddict.com
Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
Camped out in the (757/948/804)
- @Legume