ButtBlast 2018

nolaegghead said:

thetrim said:

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@thetrim if you need a place we have room in Cabin 2. 

I appreciate it, but I'm going thru Atlanta to pick up a fellow Egghead that's not active on the forum. 

There are some good truck stops near the woods on that route, so I hear.

Some of those highway rest stops are havens for illicit homosexual activity.

johnnyp said:

Brooke and I are planning on coming. 

Awesome!

Killit_and_Grillit said:

CTMike said:

We need @lousubcap, @SSN686, and @SSQUAL612, and any other dolphin wearing badasses to attend so that us bubbleheads can show you guys how to party. 

Cabin 1. 72 hours of 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

And 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

Let me sing you the true song of my people:

https://youtu.be/kGqMJdi8zqA

CTMike said:

Killit_and_Grillit said:

CTMike said:

We need @lousubcap, @SSN686, and @SSQUAL612, and any other dolphin wearing badasses to attend so that us bubbleheads can show you guys how to party. 

Cabin 1. 72 hours of 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

And 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

Let me sing you the true song of my people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGqMJdi8zqA

Though shalt not use the Lord's name in vain.  Nor do any of that sodomy stuff.

CTMike said:

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

thetrim said:

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@thetrim if you need a place we have room in Cabin 2. 

I appreciate it, but I'm going thru Atlanta to pick up a fellow Egghead that's not active on the forum. 

There are some good truck stops near the woods on that route, so I hear.

Some of those highway rest stops are havens for illicit homosexual activity.

Wondering why @JohnInCarolina is so well versed in these matters. 

Funny you ask Mike.  This is kind of a crazy story, but I was once driving alone and it was pretty late at night and so I decided to pick up a hitcher.  He seemed pretty weird at the time.   In retrospect I should have seen the signs.  He was carrying an oversized bag and kept trying to tell me this idea he had for a video on six minute abs. 

Anyway, we had to pull over for a rest stop.  I just decided to take a whiz right there rather than head into the restroom, when all of a sudden the area is flooded with lights and I hear "FREEZE!  POLICE!"  And then all around me all these half-dressed men get out of the grass and start running for their lives.  WTF, right?  I mean, I'm just standing there with my hog in my hand and, well... you get the picture I'm sure.  

Next thing I know I'm being interrogated by the police.  Man were they pissed!  Turns out the hitcher I picked up - had a DEAD BODY in that oversized bag!  And the cops found it in my car, and thought I was the killer!

I mean, can you believe that?  You can't make this kind of thing up.  It's like... straight out of a movie or something.   

Anyway, that's why I know all about these highway rest stops.  

JohnInCarolina said:

CTMike said:

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

thetrim said:

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@thetrim if you need a place we have room in Cabin 2. 

I appreciate it, but I'm going thru Atlanta to pick up a fellow Egghead that's not active on the forum. 

There are some good truck stops near the woods on that route, so I hear.

Some of those highway rest stops are havens for illicit homosexual activity.

Wondering why @JohnInCarolina is so well versed in these matters. 

Funny you ask Mike.  This is kind of a crazy story, but I was once driving alone and it was pretty late at night and so I decided to pick up a hitcher.  He seemed pretty weird at the time.   In retrospect I should have seen the signs.  He was carrying an oversized bag and kept trying to tell me this idea he had for a video on six minute abs. 

Anyway, we had to pull over for a rest stop.  I just decided to take a whiz right there rather than head into the restroom, when all of a sudden the area is flooded with lights and I hear "FREEZE!  POLICE!"  And then all around me all these half-dressed men get out of the grass and start running for their lives.  WTF, right?  I mean, I'm just standing there with my hog in my hand and, well... you get the picture I'm sure.  

Next thing I know I'm being interrogated by the police.  Man were they pissed!  Turns out the hitcher I picked up - had a DEAD BODY in that oversized bag!  And the cops found it in my car, and thought I was the killer!

I mean, can you believe that?  You can't make this kind of thing up.  It's like... straight out of a movie or something.   

Anyway, that's why I know all about these highway rest stops.  

Was the hitched named Carey?

JohnInCarolina said:

CTMike said:

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

thetrim said:

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@thetrim if you need a place we have room in Cabin 2. 

I appreciate it, but I'm going thru Atlanta to pick up a fellow Egghead that's not active on the forum. 

There are some good truck stops near the woods on that route, so I hear.

Some of those highway rest stops are havens for illicit homosexual activity.

Wondering why @JohnInCarolina is so well versed in these matters. 

Funny you ask Mike.  This is kind of a crazy story, but I was once driving alone and it was pretty late at night and so I decided to pick up a hitcher.  He seemed pretty weird at the time.   In retrospect I should have seen the signs.  He was carrying an oversized bag and kept trying to tell me this idea he had for a video on six minute abs. 

Anyway, we had to pull over for a rest stop.  I just decided to take a whiz right there rather than head into the restroom, when all of a sudden the area is flooded with lights and I hear "FREEZE!  POLICE!"  And then all around me all these half-dressed men get out of the grass and start running for their lives.  WTF, right?  I mean, I'm just standing there with my hog in my hand and, well... you get the picture I'm sure.  

Next thing I know I'm being interrogated by the police.  Man were they pissed!  Turns out the hitcher I picked up - had a DEAD BODY in that oversized bag!  And the cops found it in my car, and thought I was the killer!

I mean, can you believe that?  You can't make this kind of thing up.  It's like... straight out of a movie or something.   

Anyway, that's why I know all about these highway rest stops.  

So you're THAT guy huh?

For a real Hong Kong No Sh!tter, I was stationed up in Saratoga in the late 80's. Evidently the rest area on 87N near Clifton Park was known for rampant illicit homosexual activity. Enough people complained that the State Police raided the place one evening. The VP of the GE silicones plant was found in the woods with his junk in another man's mouth. His defense was that he went out back to urinate because the stalls were full. 

A few weeks later an article in the paper stated that he was retiring. 

thetrim said:

What about that toe tapping Senator in the Minneapolis airport bathroom?

Was it Al Franken?

Let me sing you the true song of my people:

https://youtu.be/kGqMJdi8zqA

@CTMike I just laughed and spit bourbon on my new sleeping baby. (So I guess he will be a Marine)

CTMike said:

YukonRon said:

lousubcap said:

Surface, surface, surface-Gonna be a great Army beat-down on Dec 9th.  At that time I will commission @thetrim to just bow in servitude with that winning bourbon to be enjoyed by the BB attendees.  

This is the year , the donkey mounts the goat.
Eloquence be damned. We are so due!!!
ARMY!!!!!

Uh, Army actually won last year, for the first time in like 15 or so. How many slushies have you had? More importantly, how many are you bringing to BB18?

Got hammered at Decca tonight....no slushies, but 8 bottles of wine....
Bourbon Slushies, we will bring several gallons, give us a number, and bring a big glass...

JohnInCarolina said:

CTMike said:

In my previous life as a submariner, if you passed out drunk at a party you typically woke up missing an eyebrow. 

Food for thought. 

@Eggcelsior, Butt Blast 2017:

We did this to my buddy in the yesteryear and all that happened was all the ink transferred directly to his sheets. 

Oh.... and WE’LL BE THERE!!!!

MaskedMarvel said:

JohnInCarolina said:

CTMike said:

In my previous life as a submariner, if you passed out drunk at a party you typically woke up missing an eyebrow. 

Food for thought. 

@Eggcelsior, Butt Blast 2017:

We did this to my buddy in the yesteryear and all that happened was all the ink transferred directly to his sheets. 

Oh.... and WE’LL BE THERE!!!!

Nice!  I hope you’ll be able to stay a little longer this year man.  Anyway, we look forward to seeing you!

g8golfer said:

Do I need to bring food or pay someone for buying the food? I’m sure it’s not going to be cheap feeding everyone. 

We appreciate the offer but the answer to both is no.  The cooks bring all of their own food to this. Just bring your big appetite man - that’s helping out all by itself!

And beer.  We will be happy to drink your beer!

There’s no winners and losers @SSQUAL612

Just friends, old and new, having a good time cooking, eating, and sipping.