The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Keeping the brisket clean while my 2 awesome eggs get up to temp. Will be doing some yardbird on one of them later. 

You Brisket Gods make me sick

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Last run on the deck too. Been watching it like a hawk all day and spraying the deck down every 15-20 minutes. I looked up and noticed my pool was a foot low all the sudden- ran down and a hose had come off the pump. 3000 gallons of water all in the yard. Took the hose down to refill the pool, came back up and found a straggler had gotten out and melted the deck a little. We have fire retardant decking or I wouldn't do this at all but this is enough of a sign for me. Out to the driveway with this one until/unless I figure out a plan I'm comfortable with

I have a few of those on my deck. I got a lot more careful with the weedburner after I found those.

@The_Cen_Tex _Smoker - As you are beyond well aware, good call with the relocation plan.  Even temperamental dishwashers will spew forth something dangerous to the remainder of the environment.  
Related, please post a pic of the meteorite-wanna make sure you get a cleansing hose job with this rig.  No water-marks and completely dry-end to end.  

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Last run on the deck too. Been watching it like a hawk all day and spraying the deck down every 15-20 minutes. I looked up and noticed my pool was a foot low all the sudden- ran down and a hose had come off the pump. 3000 gallons of water all in the yard. Took the hose down to refill the pool, came back up and found a straggler had gotten out and melted the deck a little. We have fire retardant decking or I wouldn't do this at all but this is enough of a sign for me. Out to the driveway with this one until/unless I figure out a plan I'm comfortable with

#firstworldproblems

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

20stone said:

I cant wait to use it to wash my sausage

To paraphrase the great Jeff Spicoli:  If I'm there, and you're there, dosen't that make it our  sausage?

(speechless)

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Last run on the deck too. Been watching it like a hawk all day and spraying the deck down every 15-20 minutes. I looked up and noticed my pool was a foot low all the sudden- ran down and a hose had come off the pump. 3000 gallons of water all in the yard. Took the hose down to refill the pool, came back up and found a straggler had gotten out and melted the deck a little. We have fire retardant decking or I wouldn't do this at all but this is enough of a sign for me. Out to the driveway with this one until/unless I figure out a plan I'm comfortable with

CT,
Priced out my 6' x 6' slab at Lowe's with some Play Sand and 12" x 12"  pavers for $1.78 each, 36 total. A great deal.  I will checker both red and gray.  6 bags of sand $19.  Whole project will be easily south of $100.

Even contemplated the close to half inch Hardibacker 3' x 5'(2 to make 6' x 5')  boards for $25 total as a half-ass solution.  Could easily lay over your deck before setup, and stow after tear down.

We had a water submerged sample in the lumber dept.  Damn thing looked the same 5 years later after nursing school.

Food for thought bud.

@blasting -  I lost that word many decades ago.  
But since I'm here in a total thread hi-jack, the word I have wanted banished from the language for longer than I can remember is "assume".  It is a cop-out that facilitates the user.  It is an enabler, interpret things as you want/wish them to be.  And that interpretation is likely not the true reality and certainly will skirt the tough issue that, in most cases will include a potential uncomfortable situation or scenario.  Thus the "assumer" shirks the responsibility of pursuing the correct answer.  Off the soap-box.
And to all-I apologize for the hi-jack but the window of opportunity was opened.  

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Last run on the deck too. Been watching it like a hawk all day and spraying the deck down every 15-20 minutes. I looked up and noticed my pool was a foot low all the sudden- ran down and a hose had come off the pump. 3000 gallons of water all in the yard. Took the hose down to refill the pool, came back up and found a straggler had gotten out and melted the deck a little. We have fire retardant decking or I wouldn't do this at all but this is enough of a sign for me. Out to the driveway with this one until/unless I figure out a plan I'm comfortable with

I got some stainless steel mesh (number 8 mesh I think it was) and cut/folded some guards I place on the sides of the firebox where the coal bed is to prevent runaway sparks/embers.

You know that I only kid above. Fine looking slab of goodness right there. Right up there with Rons money.  

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Incredible. Best I've ever made. Not even close 

Geez.  That dishwasher burns up your deck and didn't even clean off your brisket. There's all sorts of stuff caked on there. 

I could scrap it for you for a coupla bucks. 

BBQBuddy said:

I wish I was your neighbor.

I think you have pretty fantastic neighbors already.

@The Cen-Tex Smokercan cook, but the late night parties and fireworks would get old.

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

SGH said:

Looks like $hit

SGH said:

Looks like $hit

Good. I did t have enough to share with you anyway. 

It was incredible. That is a cool little unit. Would be unit .5 in your world but it's perfect for me. 

Brother Tex, that's actually one of a very few units that I'm not familar with. However I did a little googling and it's a very interesting concept for sure. Pellet smoker convenience but with wood. Hope that you enjoy it. I have no doubt that you will put it to good use my friend.  

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Here is a picture of them behind this random dishwasher I keep on the deck. 

Did you buy it new or used?