TWO WORDS: MOBILE VERSION

JohnInCarolina

If you can identify all motorcycles in this picture, mobile view has been restored:

Ozzie_Isaac

paqman said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

I'm building a business website right now.  With Wordpress and other similar programs, making a mobile version is super simple.  Literally a click and then adjust a few default settings.

I think the Buffalo just doesn't want to do it.  Maybe it is malicious compliance because the mothership has upset her 

If you are using Wordpress, make sure to keep it updated and to change all default passwords.  I would also avoid using too many “cool” plugins.

Personally, I would avoid running a business website using Wordpress.  It has a long history of critical vulnerabilities…

I would use a static site generator like Jekyll, not as easy to use/setup but easy enough.

Thank you for the heads up.  It is hosted via GoDaddy and they are responsible for all the updates and security patches.  Not sure if that helps or hurts.  Last time I built a website was in 1995.

This will also be a mostly informational website.  Not using any WooCommerce plug-ins.  Sticking to Blocksy, Elementor, and an IDX Plug-In.

No sales via the site, just a contact form.

Again, this is all new and I appreciate the info.  I will dive in a bit more on the security aspects.

Ybabpmuts

I once had one of my cousins of the opposite sex touch me in a place I dare not describe, and whisper GoDaddy like three times. I wasn't a daddy at the time so I totally didn't know where to go. Now that I have kids, I would know where to go. 

Langner91

JohnInCarolina said:

If you can identify all motorcycles in this picture, mobile view has been restored:

Its a trick!  There are no motorcycles in that picture...

The Cen-Tex Smoker

JohnInCarolina

Langner91 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

If you can identify all motorcycles in this picture, mobile view has been restored:

Its a trick!  There are no motorcycles in that picture...

I may have to revisit my claim that this test will work.

Canugghead

Wouldn't it be fun if the new improved mobile version displays a member's post count followed by dislike count?  

caliking

Canugghead said:

Wouldn't it be fun if the new improved mobile version displays a member's post count followed by dislike count?  

ColbyLang

Day 111 without mobile version………

TechsasJim

ColbyLang said:

Day 111 without mobile version………

This is like a Form Quarantine...

JohnInCarolina

ColbyLang said:

Day 111 without mobile version………

Moses crossed the desert faster than this.

lousubcap

And didn't somebody part the Red Sea around that time??  Old here, but missed that performance. 

Ozzie_Isaac

Picked up my daughter and her friends from school.  They had a whole conversation using pronouns in a manner I did not understand.  I do not know if the girls were discussing a large group, a single person, people, or an object.  The use of "it", "they", "them" was very confusing for my old brain.  Made following along very hard because my brain hitched at every odd use.  It was like learning a foreign language where you mentally replace the word with your native language word because you cannot think in terms of the foreign language.

lousubcap

Pronouns- A Venus-Mars thing...been pushing that rope for decades with no progress or endpoint in sight. 

Especially a challenge when SWMBO launches into a conversation w/o any pre-alertment as to the pronoun owners.  I continue to die on that "who or what TF are you talking about" hill.  Try the reverse play and be ready to get hammered.  No win for sure. 

nolaegghead

lousubcap said:

Pronouns- A Venus-Mars thing...been pushing that rope for decades with no progress or endpoint in sight. 

Especially a challenge when SWMBO launches into a conversation w/o any pre-alertment as to the pronoun owners.  I continue to die on that "who or what TF are you talking about" hill.  Try the reverse play and be ready to get hammered.  No win for sure. 

It’s hard, but very minimally listening via nodding and muttering “umm-hmm” now and then will usually get you through it unscathed as long as long as there isn’t a pop quiz at the end of the session.  But it’s a zero sum game, indeed.

Botch

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Picked up my daughter and her friends from school.  They had a whole conversation using pronouns in a manner I did not understand.  I do not know if the girls were discussing a large group, a single person, people, or an object.  The use of "it", "they", "them" was very confusing for my old brain.  Made following along very hard because my brain hitched at every odd use.  It was like learning a foreign language where you mentally replace the word with your native language word because you cannot think in terms of the foreign language.

It's actually encouraging that they were being vocal with each other.  Years ago we (my last GF and I) had to pick up her son and his friend after doing something bad (them) (can't even remember) and while she was scolding them in the back seat they were texting each other and smirking every so often.  

A1_on_A5

I thought we were gonna get some titties up in here?

Canugghead

Botch said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Picked up my daughter and her friends from school.  They had a whole conversation using pronouns in a manner I did not understand.  I do not know if the girls were discussing a large group, a single person, people, or an object.  The use of "it", "they", "them" was very confusing for my old brain.  Made following along very hard because my brain hitched at every odd use.  It was like learning a foreign language where you mentally replace the word with your native language word because you cannot think in terms of the foreign language.

It's actually encouraging that they were being vocal with each other.  Years ago we (my last GF and I) had to pick up her son and his friend after doing something bad (them) (can't even remember) and while she was scolding them in the back seat they were texting each other and smirking every so often.  

Didn't know there was texting Botch years ago, just funnin' with ya on a Friday night   

Botch

Canugghead said:

Didn't know there was texting Botch years ago, just funnin' with ya on a Friday night   

I actually still don't know how to do that, although I have successfully replied to a text.  

CPFC1905

This is revelatory.  I rely on a chap to bring me selected pages, printed and bound, daily.  I had no idea the the computing machine played a part.  
I am told our telephone does not have a television screen in any case.

Small point of order, the instructional film about road safety for cyclists is quite short.  I can't help but notice the rider is ill-attired and would need to fall in a very specific manner to be afforded any protection from that outfit.  Is more detail available? 

Ozzie_Isaac

CPFC1905 said:

This is revelatory.  I rely on a chap to bring me selected pages, printed and bound, daily.  I had no idea the the computing machine played a part.  
I am told our telephone does not have a television screen in any case.

Small point of order, the instructional film about road safety for cyclists is quite short.  I can't help but notice the rider is ill-attired and would need to fall in a very specific manner to be afforded any protection from that outfit.  Is more detail available? 

I only get printed and folded daily.  You get bound pages!  I am jealous!

Legume

I get all updates in desktop layout...on my phone.

Canugghead

Activity level seems to be as low as at Greeneggers before it went kaput? 

Legume

Canugghead said:

Activity level seems to be as low as at Greeneggers before it went kaput? 

Hold my beer.

caliking

To boost forum activity, maybe this Friday will see a thread-titled "What are you peanut-buttering tonight?"

I wonder if it will last longer than the thread I started about the KJ deal.... before it gets lewd and lascivious!

A1_on_A5

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

Botch

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TheFishWhisperer

A1_on_A5 said:

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

A dog won’t lick jam off your mangina.

REB17

TheFishWhisperer said:

A1_on_A5 said:

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

A dog won’t lick jam off your mangina.

How do you know? 

Ybabpmuts

A dog will lick jam off of almost anything. My sister Beulah sat on a jam jar once and  it went up her giant behind and then broke. The dog licked her massive eel shaped perineum for like seven days, and Beulah giggled like a schoolgirl for most of it. 

Dogs are weird. I gave my dog some of my wife's food once, we were both sitting at the table, and the dog scarfed it down, walked about twenty feet, than it started licking it's ass. My wife asked why it was doing that, and I told her it was trying to get the taste out of its mouth.