It's 4-20. What are you smoking?

Tip2Tip

On the BGE, too.  Becuase I'm getting hangry!  

hoosier_egger

fishlessman

was going to make a pizza but just ate the chocolate pizza dough raw

WeberWho

Jimmy John's is doing, "How high are you?" promotion today. 

You get a discount on your food depending on the elevation of where you live. I thought that was pretty funny. 

shtgunal3

I’ll be getting high Friday for sure. Flying out to Colorado to visit my brother.

Thatgrimguy

dmchicago

shtgunal3 said:

I’ll be getting high Friday for sure. Flying out to Colorado to visit my brother.

Check out Native Roots. 

Legume

dmchicago said:

shtgunal3 said:

I’ll be getting high Friday for sure. Flying out to Colorado to visit my brother.

Check out Native Roots. 

You know, he might have just been referring to altitude.

Canugghead

Darn, two seconds late 

GrateEggspectations

Pork butts. Might need to hit the Cheetos before they are ready. 

johnmitchell

TEXASBGE2018

Well it's my birthday today and yet I have never nor will I ever touch that stuff. I am however making fried chicken for dinner and I guess that's kinda a stoner food.

Legume

Fried chicken is probably worse for you.

Legume

But happy birthday!

The Cen-Tex Smoker

I would never smoke that sh!t…but I just crushed a bedtime gummy  

shtgunal3

Legume said:

dmchicago said:

shtgunal3 said:

I’ll be getting high Friday for sure. Flying out to Colorado to visit my brother.

Check out Native Roots. 

You know, he might have just been referring to altitude.

I was.

Ybabpmuts

My newest addition, an electric hooka pipe for weed. It's a vaporizer for whole flower. I can buy whole buds, grind it, and vape it at home. Much better than vaping oil that someone else processes and is healthier than smoking it. This is the one thing that I'd take with me when the fuzzy little misses kicks me out. Who needs silk underwear, a toothbrush, and a dusty scrapbook full of old playboy magazine nipple cut outs,  when you have this? I'm not completely wrong. 🤭

kl8ton

Ybabpmuts said:

My newest addition, an electric hooka pipe for weed. It's a vaporizer for whole flower. I can buy whole buds, grind it, and vape it at home. Much better than vaping oil that someone else processes and is healthier than smoking it. This is the one thing that I'd take with me when the fuzzy little misses kicks me out. Who needs silk underwear, a toothbrush, and a dusty scrapbook full of old playboy magazine nipple cut outs,  when you have this? I'm not completely wrong. 🤭

Uh, welcome to the forum.

alaskanassasin

Ybabpmuts said:

My newest addition, an electric hooka pipe for weed. It's a vaporizer for whole flower. I can buy whole buds, grind it, and vape it at home. Much better than vaping oil that someone else processes and is healthier than smoking it. This is the one thing that I'd take with me when the fuzzy little misses kicks me out. Who needs silk underwear, a toothbrush, and a dusty scrapbook full of old playboy magazine nipple cut outs,  when you have this? I'm not completely wrong. 🤭

I am picking up what you are putting down.

dmchicago

My neighbor has this. 

https://www.volcanovape.net/

WeberWho

dmchicago said:

My neighbor has this. 

https://www.volcanovape.net/

My buddy was awarded a surprise 1K scholarship check his senior year of highschool in front of his senior class. The check was made out to him. After the ceremony was over he went and cashed the check, bought an ounce of weed, with a $600 bong. 

fishlessman

Ybabpmuts said:

My newest addition, an electric hooka pipe for weed. It's a vaporizer for whole flower. I can buy whole buds, grind it, and vape it at home. Much better than vaping oil that someone else processes and is healthier than smoking it. This is the one thing that I'd take with me when the fuzzy little misses kicks me out. Who needs silk underwear, a toothbrush, and a dusty scrapbook full of old playboy magazine nipple cut outs,  when you have this? I'm not completely wrong. 🤭

stump,  you feeling ok, you wrote your name backwards

saluki2007

dmchicago said:

My neighbor has this. 

https://www.volcanovape.net/

Is your neighbor Joe Rogan?

Ybabpmuts

Oh I've been here before. Had to change my handle and email to get back on. You write one little story about an easter bonnet in a toilet, you know, or a small tater tot poem, or a story about an uncle who's a priest, who once farted in a moonshine jug and made his mother smell it during a family gathering, or that time poppa made fromunda cheese without using his hands, ooh there was a poem about a Superbowl too, ohh .. and a poem about bungs, a story about the naked whiz turning 50, a story about tenderizing a steak with a banana, a story about using momma's greasy beard hair trimmings for fire starter, or the time my aunt Gerry did the hindlick maneuver, or when momma cooked meatloaf with a bandaid in it, or the story of my vasectomy that was so long I had to post it in two parts, or the one about the dog rolling a bowling ball across the floor using only his nether regions, or my sister Beulah walking naked by the TV set and how the static effected her, multiple stories about our outhouse too.

Ybabpmuts

kl8ton

Ybabpmuts said:

Oh I've been here before. Had to change my handle and email to get back on. You write one little story about an easter bonnet in a toilet, you know, or a small tater tot poem, or a story about an uncle who's a priest, who once farted in a moonshine jug and made his mother smell it during a family gathering, or that time poppa made fromunda cheese without using his hands, ooh there was a poem about a Superbowl too, ohh .. and a poem about bungs, a story about the naked whiz turning 50, a story about tenderizing a steak with a banana, a story about using momma's greasy beard hair trimmings for fire starter, or the time my aunt Gerry did the hindlick maneuver, or when momma cooked meatloaf with a bandaid in it, or the story of my vasectomy that was so long I had to post it in two parts, or the one about the dog rolling a bowling ball across the floor using only his nether regions, or my sister Beulah walking naked by the TV set and how the static effected her, multiple stories about our outhouse too.

Ybabpmuts

Ahhh yes....

 I liked this one that you posted:
https://youtu.be/n6xVllUY5fE

JohnInCarolina

Ybabpmuts said:

Oh I've been here before. Had to change my handle and email to get back on. You write one little story about an easter bonnet in a toilet, you know, or a small tater tot poem, or a story about an uncle who's a priest, who once farted in a moonshine jug and made his mother smell it during a family gathering, or that time poppa made fromunda cheese without using his hands, ooh there was a poem about a Superbowl too, ohh .. and a poem about bungs, a story about the naked whiz turning 50, a story about tenderizing a steak with a banana, a story about using momma's greasy beard hair trimmings for fire starter, or the time my aunt Gerry did the hindlick maneuver, or when momma cooked meatloaf with a bandaid in it, or the story of my vasectomy that was so long I had to post it in two parts, or the one about the dog rolling a bowling ball across the floor using only his nether regions, or my sister Beulah walking naked by the TV set and how the static effected her, multiple stories about our outhouse too.

Ybabpmuts

Did the bandaid improve the meatloaf?  That’s the only thing I’m really curious about here.

Ybabpmuts

I wrote my name backwards because they wouldn't let me on with my old handle or anything attached to my usual email address. I had to create this alter ego. I don't even know who I am anymore.

lkapigian

TEXASBGE2018 said:

Well it's my birthday today and yet I have never nor will I ever touch that stuff. I am however making fried chicken for dinner and I guess that's kinda a stoner food.

Stoner food is Spaghetti in a tortilla

kl8ton

I had also missed the Easter Bonnet Story and have familiarized myself with that. I'll save future story searches for later. Welcome back whoever you are or decide to be.

Ybabpmuts

The band aid only improved the available quantity of the meatloaf because my grandparents turned white as ghosts, stopped eating, and left immediately, leaving more for us to eat. It was just as well, my grampa was bald and he had a giant blue-tinged vein running just under his skin,  up near his forehead. It was shagnasty to look at, especially when he chewed because it wiggled back and forth like a horny leach. That bandaid did more for us in that meatloaf, than it was doing on my momma's finger for sure. 

dmchicago

saluki2007 said:

dmchicago said:

My neighbor has this. 

https://www.volcanovape.net/

Is your neighbor Joe Rogan?

If that d-canoe was my neighbor, I'd move.