Happy Festivus!

Battleborn

Happy Festivus Egghead family! It’s time to dust off the pole and get ready for the feats of strength. But first, the airing of grievances. Let’s hear em’

JohnInCarolina

Langner91

What is it with the people who walk into the grocery store, get their cart, and then STOP directly in the flow of traffic so no one else can get into the store?

Gulfcoastguy

How about the family where everybody was wearing a mask but under their nose? 

People who take a full grocery cart to an express checkout line?

Assembly instructions that are pictographs only without any words ( BGE)

Products without owners manuals to explain new functions (Apple IPhone 12) . 

Langner91

People who don't understand the rules of a two way stop intersection.  I am turning left, they are proceeding straight and they think because I stopped first, it is my turn!  Then, they get pi$$ed because I sit there looking at them.

EggNorth

People who go to Costco and then suddenly realize they are there and have to show their card to get in, so block the entrance while searching for it.

I miss John Pinette - Get out of the line!

1voyager

People who go to Costco and block the thoroughfare while waiting for a parking space closest to the entrance.

MJG

Driving slowly in the left hand lane. 

Gulfcoastguy

Big a$$ trucks that insist on parking right next to the store. Thank God for cross traffic alerts on my little Mazda.

Gulfcoastguy

MJG said:

Driving slowly in the left hand lane. 

MJG said:

Driving slowly in the left hand lane. 

While texting.

JRWhitee

Guests who over fill their plate up with food only to eat half of what they took. 🤬

Kayak

What's with people who don't see pedestrians in our crosswalks? Wifey has witnessed several accidents while waiting to cross - first car stops, second car plows into them or passes causing an accident farther along. We have to wait and see how it develops before crossing.

StillH2OEgger

Langner91 said:

People who don't understand the rules of a two way stop intersection.  I am turning left, they are proceeding straight and they think because I stopped first, it is my turn!  Then, they get pi$$ed because I sit there looking at them.

I will add the misunderstood four-way stop intersection protocols and throw in the zipper merge that has baffled Minnesota drivers for eons.

StillH2OEgger

What the hell did you trade Jay Buehner for!

The Cen-Tex Smoker

People who never post anything but complain this forum isn’t more like (insert
most boring forum ever) Nola is so mean!

Confidential flagging

John in Carolina (all of it) 

Yno

2020

lousubcap

In no particular order-
F'ing shrink wrap-somehow it is supposed to be much easier to use than my skill set routinely demonstrates.
Needing a sharp knife to open any package with the plastic protective tightly formed cover.
Drivers who are local and yet at the last minute cross two lanes of interstate traffic to make the exit.
Drivers who are in fully tricked out cars/SUV's and still use a hand-set phone.  Actually anyone on a phone in their auxiliary office-aka car.  
Instructions that when followed don't come close to getting the required result-who gave 'em a test run?
The "auto f'ing genius" that answers any call to a major business and professes to be able to help when the reason for your call is not an option for the genius.  
People who need to pull their mask below their nose to talk...
Edit:  I'll be back 

Kayak

lousubcap said:

In no particular order-
F'ing shrink wrap-somehow it is supposed to be much easier to use than my skill set routinely demonstrates.
Needing a sharp knife to open any package with the plastic protective tightly formed cover.
Drivers who are local and yet at the last minute cross two lanes of interstate traffic to make the exit.
Drivers who are in fully tricked out cars/SUV's and still use a hand-set phone.  Actually anyone on a phone in their auxiliary office-aka car.  
Instructions that when followed don't come close to getting the required result-who gave 'em a test run?
The "auto f'ing genius" that answers any call to a major business and professes to be able to help when the reason for your call is not an option for the genius.  
People who need to pull their mask below their nose to talk...
Edit:  I'll be back 

Woman in the grocery store last trip took her mask down to cough. Thanks!!

500

People that park right next to me, even though I parked at least two spaces away from the farthest car away from the entrance. 

Langner91

When they seat a family at the table/booth next to you when the rest of the restaurant is nearly empty!

dmchicago

People that back into parking spots when the lot is packed and take for-fuc@ing ever to complete the mission. 

JohnInCarolina

People who join the Zoom calls mostly just to tell jokes about their favorite toilet.  

fishlessman

dmchicago said:

People that back into parking spots when the lot is packed and take for-fuc@ing ever to complete the mission. 

was looking at this today, most of the suv's were backed in. why take 15 trips to the back of an suv to put the groceries in. this doesnt bother me, just confuses me

fishlessman

candy canes wrapped tightly in  plastic so thick you break the candy cane getting it out.

Canugghead

dmchicago said:

People that back into parking spots when the lot is packed and take for-fuc@ing ever to complete the mission. 

 I just grandma park 

Canugghead

https://eggheadforum.com/discussion/1226523/pardon-me

lousubcap

People who walk their pets on the wrong side of the road.  
Drivers who have no clue that the lever on the left side of the steering column has the ability to energize turn signals.  

fishlessman

driving in noticed the barber shop has a big sign QUARANTINED 10 TO 15 DAYS.  head to the bank and the branch is quarantined, head to nh liquors and the liquor commission police were there keeping it under 40 allowed in, this is a big store. not even going to mention supermarket lines. ok with no haircut, 10 months in with no haircut so life goes on. did pick up some campari liqueur though.  packing up and heading north, pork pies, strip loin, zippylips chritmas pizza, negronis.

nolaegghead

People who don't know WTF a turning circle is and stop on it for cars waiting to yield on the entrances.  I drive through one on the way to my shop and it is astounding.

ColbyLang

ColbyLang