Happy Festivus!

frazzdaddy

nolaegghead said:

frazzdaddy said:

nolaegghead said:

frazzdaddy said:

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

I religiously wheel my cart to the car corral.  Unless they are rude to me.  Then I will wheel it to the furthest corner of their parking lot.

So you’re the guy!

I take them home and make grills out of them.

Well, we all know you're a hillbilly at heart...

I am a unicorn. A genuine born and bred NC redneck libtard.

(Hates being a unicorn...hooves suck at the shooting range)

I can autograph that if you would like.

Ike

Wooderson said:

People...... man,  people.  They're such.... you know.   People. Ugh.

Learned a long time ago...people are more fvcked up than anybody

U_tarded

Carolina Q said:

PigBeanUs said:

I can remember when stores paid teenage kids to shag shopping carts. 

Then they stopped hiring them and put up a corral for the carts to be returned to. 

And suddenly it’s our job, or we’re *ssholes. 

How about some entry level jobs again
 

I remember going shopping with my mom when those teenage kids bagged and loaded the cart at the cashier's register, pushed it to her car, transferred the bags to the trunk and returned the cart to the store. Late 50s maybe? 

I grew up in rural Colorado in the late 80s early 90s.  I went back about 6 weeks ago to spend a few weeks with my parents.  My mom and I went to the grocery store, at checkout they asked if we would like assistance to the car, after they bagged our purchase in paper bags.  Blew my mind I remembered it being that way as a kid but I haven’t lived there in 20+ years and nothing had changed. 

JethroVA

Battleborn said:

Just one question. Is it still understood to move to the right if there is an emergency vehicle with light and sirens going? 

They can't hear you because they're yapping into their phones.  

GATraveller

frazzdaddy said:

nolaegghead said:

frazzdaddy said:

nolaegghead said:

frazzdaddy said:

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

I religiously wheel my cart to the car corral.  Unless they are rude to me.  Then I will wheel it to the furthest corner of their parking lot.

So you’re the guy!

I take them home and make grills out of them.

Well, we all know you're a hillbilly at heart...

I am a unicorn. A genuine born and bred NC redneck libtard.

(Hates being a unicorn...hooves suck at the shooting range)

I can autograph that if you would like.

How do you hold the pen......nevermind.

I have a real problem with people who chew loudly. 

Botch

How do you "open" them damn produce baggies at the supermarket, when you can't lick your fingertip because of your mask?!?  

dmchicago

Botch said:

How do you "open" them damn produce baggies at the supermarket, when you can't lick your fingertip because of your mask?!?  

My regular has wipes at the door. Perfect for keeping a wet finger.

RajunCajun

Aw hell, let's see:
-Driving in the left lane like it's an entitlement
-Showing up at the boat landing and proceeding to load the boat, prep sandwiches, suntan lotion on the kids, etc, while the line lengthens to epic proportions
-Buying a Komodo Joe and telling your friends that you have a BGE
-Using charcoal briquets and lighter fluid in your BGE
That's all, I'm good.

Loubo83

Opening a bag of hardlump. I can never pull that darn string right and end up cutting open the bag!

dmchicago

1-877-kars4kids

500

Botch said:

How do you "open" them damn produce baggies at the supermarket, when you can't lick your fingertip because of your mask?!?  

Rub the end of the bag between your hands like you’re warming them up. Also works the doggie poo bags. 

nolaegghead

500 said:

Botch said:

How do you "open" them damn produce baggies at the supermarket, when you can't lick your fingertip because of your mask?!?  

Rub the end of the bag between your hands like you’re warming them up. Also works the doggie poo bags. 

^^^this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDpEXCyt7M&feature=youtu.be

alaskanassasin

@Botch I just touch the broccoli or something moist in my cart.

nolaegghead

alaskanassasin said:

@Botch I just touch the broccoli or something moist in my cart.

Botch

nolaegghead said:

Pretty sure that's collie-flower.  

alaskanassasin

Aaaaaooooo @Botch

shtgunal3

Having to wait for a gas burner to fill up at one of the two out of twelve pumps that has diesel when half of the gas only pumps are empty.

Mickey

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

People who never post anything but complain this forum isn’t more like (insert
most boring forum ever) Nola is so mean!

Confidential flagging

John in Carolina (all of it) 

This guy is a pussycat. 

poster

StillH2OEgger said:

Langner91 said:

People who don't understand the rules of a two way stop intersection.  I am turning left, they are proceeding straight and they think because I stopped first, it is my turn!  Then, they get pi$$ed because I sit there looking at them.

I will add the misunderstood four-way stop intersection protocols and throw in the zipper merge that has baffled Minnesota drivers for eons.

Haha, the only time I have ever seen a zipper merge was in MN. I was impressed  with how courteous everyone was. They are completely  non-existent  here. People will intentionally  cut you off to gain one position only to throw a turn signal on another 500' up the road. No one even moves over to the inside lane to let people merge in on our highways

QDude

Loubo83 said:

Opening a bag of hardlump. I can never pull that darn string right and end up cutting open the bag!

I take the ash tool and just whack the side of the bag to tear it open!

loco_engr