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Ozzie_Isaac

sumoconnell said:

Sides are only needed if your main is weak. 


Smoked turkey is nasty and only the menu at BBQ paces for people that don't like BBQ

My little sister was staying with us for a weekend.  We took her to a state fair and she ate a Turkey leg.  Later that night she proceeded to puke all over the guest bedroom.  She hit every single surface accept the ceiling.  We threw out pillows, blankets, comforters, etc.  It looked like a murder scene.  To this day I cannot smell a smoked turkey leg without gagging.

Legume

Texas sausage is greasy.

Ozzie_Isaac

Hot dogs on buns are not sandwiches.

sumoconnell

Ozzie_Isaac said:

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sumoconnell said:

Sides are only needed if your main is weak. 


Smoked turkey is nasty and only the menu at BBQ paces for people that don't like BBQ

My little sister was staying with us for a weekend.  We took her to a state fair and she ate a Turkey leg.  Later that night she proceeded to puke all over the guest bedroom.  She hit every single surface accept the ceiling.  We threw out pillows, blankets, comforters, etc.  It looked like a murder scene.  To this day I cannot smell a smoked turkey leg without gagging.

I want to hit *dislike* on this - that sucks man

HeavyG

Ozzie_Isaac said:

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sumoconnell said:

Sides are only needed if your main is weak. 


Smoked turkey is nasty and only the menu at BBQ paces for people that don't like BBQ

My little sister was staying with us for a weekend.  We took her to a state fair and she ate a Turkey leg.  Later that night she proceeded to puke all over the guest bedroom.  She hit every single surface accept the ceiling.  We threw out pillows, blankets, comforters, etc.  It looked like a murder scene.  To this day I cannot smell a smoked turkey leg without gagging.

I'm not ordinarily a squeamish person but there is one thing I do not handle well at all - vomit (just reading your tale gives me that pre-vomiting sour taste in my mouth).

After the incident you describe I would have had to leave and buy a new house or, at a minimum, remove the door to that room and permanently wall it off.

Ozzie_Isaac

HeavyG said:

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Ozzie_Isaac said:

sumoconnell said:

Sides are only needed if your main is weak. 


Smoked turkey is nasty and only the menu at BBQ paces for people that don't like BBQ

My little sister was staying with us for a weekend.  We took her to a state fair and she ate a Turkey leg.  Later that night she proceeded to puke all over the guest bedroom.  She hit every single surface accept the ceiling.  We threw out pillows, blankets, comforters, etc.  It looked like a murder scene.  To this day I cannot smell a smoked turkey leg without gagging.

I'm not ordinarily a squeamish person but there is one thing I do not handle well at all - vomit (just reading your tale gives me that pre-vomiting sour taste in my mouth).

After the incident you describe I would have had to leave and buy a new house or, at a minimum, remove the door to that room and permanently wall it off.

In my house, I am the go to person for puke, poo, pee, etc. I hate it.  Between kids and animals I have had more practice than I would like.  With that said, that one instance far exceeded anything before or since.

I thought about just burning the whole house down.

nolaegghead

J_Que

3-2-1 is the worst way to cook ribs. There I said it. 

The Cen-Tex Smoker

J_Que said:

3-2-1 is the worst way to cook ribs. There I said it. 

This is fact 

nolaegghead

Right...that never made any sense.   2 hours of foil and it's just a rack of goop.

GregW

I really dislike chicken thighs. I have finally banned them from my smoker.

Dobie

GregW said:

I really dislike chicken thighs. I have finally banned them from my smoker.

😳

johnnyp

Adding bacon doesn’t always make things better 

Ozzie_Isaac

GregW said:

I really dislike chicken thighs. I have finally banned them from my smoker.

It was all fun and games till this comment.

And I also Flagged @nolaegghead 's turkey thigh.  It made me gag.

SonVolt

Most bacon wrapped things would be better without. And I love bacon. 

Ozzie_Isaac

SonVolt said:

Most bacon wrapped things would be better without. And I love bacon. 

I agree.  Keep the bacon and toss the rest.

SaltySam

Pork is better than beef.

The amount of flags in this thread is hilarious 

johnnyp

johnnyp said:

Adding bacon doesn’t always make things better 

And yet, here we are 

johnnyp

johnnyp said:

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johnnyp said:

Adding bacon doesn’t always make things better 

And yet, here we are 

Meh, I’d rather just have the oreo

CanonicalEgg

Killit_and_Grillit said:

I see your pork ribs and raise you liquid smoke on a gas grill wrapped in aluminum foil. 

Some people just wanna see the world burn 

After the ribs have been simmered/boiled on the stove and then been put on a gas grill. No.

veewt

Low and slow is for the low and slow.

GrateEggspectations

Bourbon slushes work too quickly.

@YukonRon

Acn

Beef tenderloin is the most overrated and over priced piece of meat there is.  Applies to steak and roast form.

CanonicalEgg

Beef ribs are far more delicious than pork ribs, chicken needs to be fried, not barbecued, and chicken wings are the most over-rated bit of barbecued meat in the universe.

lousubcap

@CanonicalEgg - way to jump in.  Welcome aboard and enjoy the journey.  Above all, have fun.  

CanonicalEgg

lousubcap said:

@CanonicalEgg - way to jump in.  Welcome aboard and enjoy the journey.  Above all, have fun.  

Thank you, kind person! I actually signed up...3 weeks ago, I think? But only got posting ability today. But I do love me a good beef rib, I really do. Pulled pork, now....that's my favorite.

Ozzie_Isaac

When cooking for a group of people I do not like to eat my food, and am so critical of the food I get frustrated and do not enjoy it.

northGAcock

When it comes to wings.....the smaller the better.

JMCXL

I like Royal Oak the best

TTC

Toilet paper goes over the roll