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LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413GGreat Plains, USA
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___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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To make more money in the NBA on a signing bonus than the majority of those earning a degree at Wake, make in a lifetime?JohnInCarolina said:"I think the most important thing is why would you go to Wake for three years and put all that time in to get this prestigious degree and then end up getting your degree at a place like Kentucky,"
Go Cats! #BBN #BlueWorldOrder #Hanging9 #40-0"Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
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#LaettnerShotYukonRon said:
To make more money in the NBA on a signing bonus than the majority of those earning a degree at Wake, make in a lifetime?JohnInCarolina said:"I think the most important thing is why would you go to Wake for three years and put all that time in to get this prestigious degree and then end up getting your degree at a place like Kentucky,"
Go Cats! #BBN #BlueWorldOrder #Hanging9 #40-0"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
Toilet paper seeds
Here you can see 2 toilet paper seeds, in their natural habitat, these are the best quality and are guaranteed to produce 3 ply paper for years to come if cultivated properly.
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If I’m not mistaken, I think you work in IT and thought you could relate to at least some of these....
https://www.boredpanda.com/hardware-disasters-tech-support-pics/
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Those are great. I've been in several network closets that resemble #3. LolGrateEggspectations said:@ColtsFan
If I’m not mistaken, I think you work in IT and thought you could relate to at least some of these....
https://www.boredpanda.com/hardware-disasters-tech-support-pics/~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
XL BGE, LG BGE, Med BGE, BGE Chiminea, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven
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@ColtsFan
Glad you enjoyed them. An old friend of mine once worked in IT and got all sorts of strange requests - from helping load gaming software to assistance with uploading photos to personal dating profiles.I’ve had my own funny brushes with IT, but always in the context of legitimate work. -
It's not well known, but Beethoven's casket was exhumed in, iirc, 1977. When they lifted the lid, they discovered many wrinkled, smudged, but blank, pages filling the coffin. Also found were a bunch of scattered pencils, all unsharpened but with the erasers scrubbed off.
Beethoven was decomposing.___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
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We were young high schoolers at the time. My mom was making a run to a local fast food chicken restaurant for dinner. The restaurant was famous for their sides (and for being the scene of a grizzly murder). She asked us what we wanted and couldn't get a straight answer. Frustrated, she brought in a piece of paper and a pencil for us to write down our order. We wrote out what we wanted, folded up the piece of paper, and gave it back to my mom.
She drove to the restaurant, produced the piece of paper, and handed it over to the counterman.
Puzzled, the guy handed it back to my mom who opened it to find:
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Friend 9m mine ordered TP from Amazon in March when the TP panic started , came 8n yesterday
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"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
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"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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American History Lesson
The teacher said: "Let’s begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!’"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth!'?"
Again, no response except from Little Akio:
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing. "Let's try one a bit more difficult.
"Who said, 'Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for your Country'?"
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said:
"John F. Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at her class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
"Little Akio isn't from this Country and he knows more about history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F--k the Japs."
"Who said that? I want to know right now," she angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Kiss this!
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher.
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria, someone said, "You little ****! If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted.
As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we are screwed.”*
Little Akio said quietly,
”Most Americans, November 2016, when Donald Trump got elected."
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XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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good stuff @GrateEggspectations keep it up
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Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. -
When ALL professional sports leagues closed, even before the churches and casinos, I knew something was up.lousubcap said:
___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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Before the virus hit my wife said "I want to go on vacation, somewhere I've never been"... I replied, "try the kitchen".
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Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. -
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut
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