Dumbest thing you’ve seen today

Gulfcoastguy

Legume said:

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northGAcock said:

I was a victim of a pig attack on my foot. Actually felt his mouth on my toes as I pulled away. Pig (Walter) is a pet of a neighbor. He was crossing the street (at a pokey rate) as I was walking up. He had done his business and headed back to his owner. I stopped to let him cross, when he stopped and approached me. He sniffed my foot from about 8-10 inches away, and then lunged. No injury from the pig, but pulled my hamstring with my quick movement of my leg. I figure I had spilled / dropped something on my foot preparing eating dinner. You can’t make this $hit up. 

Should’ve had an AR, hog attacks are on the rise!

Legume said:

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northGAcock said:

I was a victim of a pig attack on my foot. Actually felt his mouth on my toes as I pulled away. Pig (Walter) is a pet of a neighbor. He was crossing the street (at a pokey rate) as I was walking up. He had done his business and headed back to his owner. I stopped to let him cross, when he stopped and approached me. He sniffed my foot from about 8-10 inches away, and then lunged. No injury from the pig, but pulled my hamstring with my quick movement of my leg. I figure I had spilled / dropped something on my foot preparing eating dinner. You can’t make this $hit up. 

Should’ve had an AR, hog attacks are on the rise!

Invite him to stay for lunch and introduce him to the Egg.

Botch

2nd-Dumbest thing today:
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/13/business/burger-king-stranger-things/index.html
If I get a wild hair this weekend I may even try this myself!  
 

northGAcock

frazzdaddy said:

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northGAcock said:

I was a victim of a pig attack on my foot. Actually felt his mouth on my toes as I pulled away. Pig (Walter) is a pet of a neighbor. He was crossing the street (at a pokey rate) as I was walking up. He had done his business and headed back to his owner. I stopped to let him cross, when he stopped and approached me. He sniffed my foot from about 8-10 inches away, and then lunged. No injury from the pig, but pulled my hamstring with my quick movement of my leg. I figure I had spilled / dropped something on my foot preparing eating dinner. You can’t make this $hit up. 

Does your neighbor know you are an owner of the worst kamado (according to CR) ever made and a purveyor of fine pork cuisine?

Not yet.....nor does he know of my injury. He did say and I quote “he’s never done that before, but if he does it again he will be Sausage.” That pig has doubled in size since this picture a while back. 

Botch

He does have quite the "Just TRY to come in here!" face!  

buzd504

He looks delicious.

DoubleEgger

That pig just looks like an a**hole. 

thetrim

I got ice from the ice maker in my hotel last night into an RTIC tumbler. 

Some of it melted overnight, so I took a swig this morning.  It tasted like arsenic, and within five minutes, I was puking my guts out.

Spoiler alert, I'm still alive, but that was pretty dumb.  It wasn't even in the DR 

frazzdaddy

northGAcock said:

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frazzdaddy said:

northGAcock said:

I was a victim of a pig attack on my foot. Actually felt his mouth on my toes as I pulled away. Pig (Walter) is a pet of a neighbor. He was crossing the street (at a pokey rate) as I was walking up. He had done his business and headed back to his owner. I stopped to let him cross, when he stopped and approached me. He sniffed my foot from about 8-10 inches away, and then lunged. No injury from the pig, but pulled my hamstring with my quick movement of my leg. I figure I had spilled / dropped something on my foot preparing eating dinner. You can’t make this $hit up. 

Does your neighbor know you are an owner of the worst kamado (according to CR) ever made and a purveyor of fine pork cuisine?

Not yet.....nor does he know of my injury. He did say and I quote “he’s never done that before, but if he does it again he will be Sausage.” That pig has doubled in size since this picture a while back. 

Next time you catch them out front walk out with a nice carving knife and a steel. Ask him how much he weighs. 

JohnInCarolina

thetrim said:

I got ice from the ice maker in my hotel last night into an RTIC tumbler. 

Some of it melted overnight, so I took a swig this morning.  It tasted like arsenic, and within five minutes, I was puking my guts out.

Spoiler alert, I'm still alive, but that was pretty dumb.  It wasn't even in the DR 

wtf

DoubleEgger

Leave some pork chops on their doorstep tonight. 

Gulfcoastguy

He's just getting revenge for all his porcine brethren.

Matt86m

Neighbor: Hey, have you seen Walter? Strange, the side gate was open this morning.
OP: No, I haven't seen him. If I do I'll be sure to let you know....

later that evening,,,,,Dinner is ready!

northGAcock

Saw a neighbor Physical Therapist late morning....have had ice on it and have to stay off of it. Hunn, can you grab me another beer?

HeavyG

TEXASBGE2018 said:

CR hates the BGE, they always have. Probably because the loser scum reviewing them cant afford to buy one for themselves. Are there better Kamados? Ehh... A KJ used to be a "better value" but now they are equal in price to a BGE with added accessories. At least where I live you can get a BGE with all the accessories that the KJ comes with for about $80 bucks more. That to me doesn't make the KJ that much better of a deal. The Costco knockoffs and the vision grills that I have personally looked at felt cheap. A KK in my opinion is a Bedazzled Egg that costs 3 times the price for not really any better "cooking" ability. The only one that I would say might be better is the Weber Summit.

"...the loser scum reviewing them ..."

Really dude??? "Loser scum"???

You're a real peach.

HeavyG

I don't know which kamado is "the best" but there is definitely one I don't think I would buy. Go to about the 5 minute mark of this video. Don't know what brand that third one is but that is hilarious. The KJ seemed to have some problems also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxjh43Pyr0s&t=343s

Gulfcoastguy

I went to Lowe's today for AC filters and saw that they have the Kamoda Joe Classic for sale.

TEXASBGE2018

HeavyG said:

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TEXASBGE2018 said:

CR hates the BGE, they always have. Probably because the loser scum reviewing them cant afford to buy one for themselves. Are there better Kamados? Ehh... A KJ used to be a "better value" but now they are equal in price to a BGE with added accessories. At least where I live you can get a BGE with all the accessories that the KJ comes with for about $80 bucks more. That to me doesn't make the KJ that much better of a deal. The Costco knockoffs and the vision grills that I have personally looked at felt cheap. A KK in my opinion is a Bedazzled Egg that costs 3 times the price for not really any better "cooking" ability. The only one that I would say might be better is the Weber Summit.

"...the loser scum reviewing them ..."

Really dude??? "Loser scum"???

You're a real peach.

Why don’t you post some cooks for a change instead of peeing your panties over everything I say.

JohnInCarolina

Seems like there’s a good chance the dumbest thing I’ve seen today will show up inside of this thread.

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina said:

Seems like there’s a good chance the dumbest thing I’ve seen today will show up inside of this thread.

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina

Well, this might be hard to top:

Skiddymarker

HeavyG said:

I don't know which kamado is "the best" but there is definitely one I don't think I would buy. Go to about the 5 minute mark of this video. Don't know what brand that third one is but that is hilarious. The KJ seemed to have some problems also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxjh43Pyr0s&t=343s

Pretty sure it is one of the fly by night knock offs. BTW the Primo is a good grill, their warranty, at least in the GWN, is just as good as BGE wrt handling. It is not as long as it is limited at 20 years. Sent a pic of the cracked firebox, had approval for a new one within a day, same for the BGE. Here there are a number of Primo distributors, BGE has one in Tranta so the cost and speed of shipping is ridiculous, which is why I bought mine in the US. 
CR has some hard to understand results, not sure why.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Korean car...

The Cen-Tex Smoker

And pretty ballsy to spell it “ballsie”

dmchicago

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Korean car...

Probably taken in N. Korea. 

Botch

dmchicago said:
Probably taken in N. Korea. 

They kill you there if you do.  

sumoconnell

ColtsFan said:

Pretty Ballsie to do this in a ultra liberal college town

That's not near campus, that's like Walnut and highway 37?  I went to South before IU.. it's 2 cities in the same town as you know. Sprint track one night, protest on Dunn meadow the next. Wherever the party is..

Eoin

JohnInCarolina said:

Well, this might be hard to top:

The winner.

GrateEggspectations

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Korean car...

One look and I figured this was @SGH’s new whip.

DoubleEgger

New Day = New Dumb Sh!t