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If you had @SGH's money, what would you buy?

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  • TEXASBGE2018
    TEXASBGE2018 Posts: 3,831
    With SGH's money I would hire JIC to write my 8 year olds college admissions essay for future use.


    Rockwall, Tx    LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.

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  • JRWhitee
    JRWhitee Posts: 5,678
    TEXASBGE2018 said:
    With SGH's money I would hire JIC to write my 8 year olds college admissions essay for future use.
    So your pushing for Junior college?
                                                                
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    Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!
    Large BGE 2006, Mini Max 2014, 36" Blackstone, Anova Sous Vide
    Green Man Group 
    Johns Creek, Georgia
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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,885
    Sorry jic just piling on here.. http://circadium.com/



    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,224
    SGH money
    Is like dollars from heaven
    They fall forever

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Image result for money gun gif
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    nolaegghead said:
    I'd def buy the BGE company and unmoderate this forum.
    Funny :-)
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    The_Buffalo said:
    nolaegghead said:
    I'd def buy the BGE company and unmoderate this forum.
    Funny :-)
    I would still keep you on payroll, if that buys me good karma...
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Reminds me, I need to buy more Powerball tickets 
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  • TEXASBGE2018
    TEXASBGE2018 Posts: 3,831
    JRWhitee said:
    TEXASBGE2018 said:
    With SGH's money I would hire JIC to write my 8 year olds college admissions essay for future use.
    So your pushing for Junior college?

    fingers crossed.


    Rockwall, Tx    LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,141
    This pig 
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,668
    TEXASBGE2018 said:
    With SGH's money I would hire JIC to write my 8 year olds college admissions essay for future use.
    I’m not sure what’s more troubling here: that you think I’d do this or that you believe it to be necessary and sufficient.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    JohnInCarolina said:
    TEXASBGE2018 said:
    With SGH's money I would hire JIC to write my 8 year olds college admissions essay for future use.
    I’m not sure what’s more troubling here: that you think I’d do this or that you believe it to be necessary and sufficient.
    What’s really troubling is he thinks that if he had my money he could afford your services. The fact that you bill out around a thousand bucks an hour, combined with the fact I don’t make that in a month, he would simply be $hit out of luck. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    JohnInCarolina said:
    thetrim said:
    The longest human poop ever recorded was 26 feet. 
    Imagine that call to the Guinness team.  “Guys you have to get down here to measure this thing, STAT!”
    What’s a brewery got to do with measuring Chit?
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • saluki2007
    saluki2007 Posts: 6,354
    JohnInCarolina said:
    TEXASBGE2018 said:
    With SGH's money I would hire JIC to write my 8 year olds college admissions essay for future use.
    I’m not sure what’s more troubling here: that you think I’d do this or that you believe it to be necessary and sufficient.
    I'm sure it's sufficient for Texas schools...
    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    :murica: But, I'd like it outfitted with a couple outriggers and a .50 Gatling gun.
    https://youtu.be/6NF0bEzhqPE
    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
    Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FAN
    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
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  • YEMTrey
    YEMTrey Posts: 6,835

    Steve 
    XL, Mini Max, and a 22" Blackstone in Cincinnati, Ohio
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  • Thatgrimguy
    Thatgrimguy Posts: 4,738
    edited March 2019
    You know what's the weirdest thing about that poo... he knew it was going to be a long one. Planned poo... What a weird goal. How many times had he pooped on that floor? What drove him to want the worlds longest poop? so many questions...

    (And so it ends up... my 4000th post was a poo post on one of @nolaegghead 's post boosting threads!!) 
    XL, Small, Mini & Mini Max Green Egg, Shirley Fab Trailer, 6 gal and 2.5 gal Cajun Fryers, BlueStar 60" Range, 48" Lonestar Grillz Santa Maria, Alto Shaam 1200s, Gozney Dome, Gateway 55g Drum
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  • Thatgrimguy
    Thatgrimguy Posts: 4,738
    edited March 2019
    I guess my cache kept an old version of the thread. 
    XL, Small, Mini & Mini Max Green Egg, Shirley Fab Trailer, 6 gal and 2.5 gal Cajun Fryers, BlueStar 60" Range, 48" Lonestar Grillz Santa Maria, Alto Shaam 1200s, Gozney Dome, Gateway 55g Drum
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,668
    Thatgrimguy said:
    You know what's the weirdest thing about that poo... he knew it was going to be a long one. Planned poo... What a weird goal. How many times had he pooped on that floor? What drove him to want the worlds longest poop? so many questions...
    So many questions but I’m not sure anyone really wants any of the answers.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,333
    Thatgrimguy said:
    (And so it ends up... my 4000th post was a poo post on one of @nolaegghead 's post boosting threads!!) 

     
     =) 

    "Hallelujah, Noel, be it Heaven or Hell,
    The Christmas we get, we deserve"
         -RIP Greg Lake

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207


    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,885
    he probably wouldn't even bother with the "$3.00 off*"
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • Thatgrimguy
    Thatgrimguy Posts: 4,738
    GATraveller said:

    Scottie already has the John Deere version.
    XL, Small, Mini & Mini Max Green Egg, Shirley Fab Trailer, 6 gal and 2.5 gal Cajun Fryers, BlueStar 60" Range, 48" Lonestar Grillz Santa Maria, Alto Shaam 1200s, Gozney Dome, Gateway 55g Drum
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 7,317
    I would pay somebody to follow my postman and see where he is really delivering my packages.
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  • Mattman3969
    Mattman3969 Posts: 10,458
    edited April 2019

    I’d buy a Scag and a Stiihl blower instead of a JD zero turn

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    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387

    1 zero turn

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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387

    2 zero turn

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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387

    3 zero turn

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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387

    1 money wagon

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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
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