If you had @SGH's money, what would you buy?

SGH

Thatgrimguy said:

I'd be eating philly cheese steaks with Olive Waygu A5.

Brother Grim, if you had my money you would be selling bicycles instead of automobiles. You certainly would not be eating Waygu A5. You would be eating potted meat and bologna.  

thetrim

I would by a pound, maybe two, of crab claws (as long as it was a day with a half off special running).

I would also talk to Zion Williamson's parents and get him on the Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College Basketball Team.

bgebrent

I’d buy Warren’s Corner and have brisket camp every weekend.

GrateEggspectations

SGH said:

GrateEggspectations said:

While we’re on the subject of your purchases, you really need to buy the Rockwell 6S, @SGH. It’s truly shavealicious!

My brother, it’s simply a fantastic razor. No doubt about it. However, I have finally trained my face to hold up to the Muhle R41. There is simply no going back for me now.  I don’t even use my Merkur Future anymore. I gave it to my wife for legs and pubes. 

Given your widely-acknowledged love of some of the neighbouring anatomy, I am surprised you have no concerns with a sharp blade in the nether regions. 

nolaegghead

thetrim said:

I would by a pound, maybe two, of crab claws (as long as it was a day with a half off special running).

I would also talk to Zion Williamson's parents and get him on the Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College Basketball Team.

C'mon, man, we know what you'd really buy

nolaegghead

Def get my a-hole bleached, because, why not?  I'd have Scottie's money!

Gulfcoastguy

I would buy a boat and a pickem up truck to pull it and maybe a big brother for my medium. Then I would pay for my Aunt's and Cousins chemo therapy treatments at M.D. Anderson.

Wolfpack

thetrim

nolaegghead said:

thetrim said:

I would by a pound, maybe two, of crab claws (as long as it was a day with a half off special running).

I would also talk to Zion Williamson's parents and get him on the Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College Basketball Team.

C'mon, man, we know what you'd really buy

La Machina was definitely one of those “WTF did I just watch” flicks.  And egg would go great w that house.  

JRWhitee

I would buy @HeavyG a camera so he could post some cooks

flyer_egger

i'd pay some one to shove the Mueller report up your  LIBTARD  behind 

thetrim

Anyone buying the Devastated person a new egg and throwing in some sugar gliders?

nolaegghead

I would buy Ron a new keyboard without an exclamation point key.

GrateEggspectations

nolaegghead said:

I would buy Ron a new keyboard without an exclamation point key.

Just don’t tell him about caps lock. Kanye mode is not a good look for anyone. 

dmchicago

I would buy Wes Johnson. 

Legume

I would build a decent supermarket on St. George Island

nolaegghead

Legume said:

I would build a decent supermarket on St. George Island

You will, but there will still be something wrong with it.

nolaegghead

dmchicago said:

I would buy Wes Johnson. 

to go with Yur Johnson?

Legume

nolaegghead said:

Legume said:

I would build a decent supermarket on St. George Island

You will, but there will still be something wrong with it.

Besides Florida?

TEXASBGE2018

Legume said:

I would build a decent supermarket on St. George Island

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hilarious! I think tomorrow I will go to Costco and Put 1 prime brisket in my giant cart just for you. Then just to add on. I’ll cook it, put it in my fridge a week and then try to take it back.

DoubleEgger

SmokeyPitt

I would buy one of those "it's just a Ford" trucks that cost $70K

dmchicago

nolaegghead said:

dmchicago said:

I would buy Wes Johnson. 

to go with Yur Johnson?

And your bleached pucker. 

DoubleEgger

Legume said:

I would build a decent supermarket on St. George Island

nolaegghead

dmchicago said:

nolaegghead said:

dmchicago said:

I would buy Wes Johnson. 

to go with Yur Johnson?

And your bleached pucker. 

It'll be like ebony and ivory...

nolaegghead

I would buy a Bobcat and an Articulating Boom Lift.  I used to have the latter and it was a blast hanging out 30 feet above traffic drinking beer.  And the best sunsets.

Photo Egg

I would finally be able to afford to eat lunch with @RRP

frazzdaddy

i'd buy the Carolina Panthers

saluki2007

A vineyard somewhere around Napa and a distillery in Kentucky. 

Botch

I'd hire @RRP to wash my dishes, clean my electrik razor, and iron my Oshkosh-b'Gosh Play-O-Alls.  
 
I'd also pay for my '08 Tacoma's surprise 60,000-mile "scheduled maintenance" today...        30% costlier than my premium Saab!!