If you had @SGH's money, what would you buy?

nolaegghead

I'd be living it up like a Saudi Prince, except replace the bathrobes with onesies and a baby-butt smooth face.

What would you buy? 

(note: this thread is also a wish list for if you won the lottery)

PS - it's Friday.

DoubleEgger

La Bomba for everyone! 

littlerascal56

Hookers and Blow!

nolaegghead

I would buy the factory that makes factories that make tractors.

northGAcock

I would have purchased one of the guitars that David Gilmore was auctioning off for charity. 

frazzdaddy

An Island, and lot's of boats. 

dharley

A sandalwood beard comb.

nolaegghead

...one of those canes with a sword in it, and a jeweled lion head.

nolaegghead

I'd def buy the BGE company and unmoderate this forum.

nolaegghead

I'm in one of those Powerball pools at work, so Sat might be my last day here if I win. Will be too busy SPENDING SCOTTIE'S MONEY.

nolaegghead

@SGH Brother, you can just use this thread instead of "What are you buying now".  It was tailor made for you.

frazzdaddy

A Maserati that does 185

DoubleEgger

Are we talking about Scottie’s money during the Glory Days of Big Ron or the Obama years? 

nolaegghead

frazzdaddy said:

A Maserati that does 185

I would.  But I lost my license and now I don't drive.

SGH

If y’all had my money, y’all all would starve to death. 

johnmitchell

Buy the Rutland Gasket factory and sell Gaskets....

SGH

DoubleEgger said:

Are we talking about Scottie’s money during the Glory Days of Big Ron or the Obama years? 

That’s a very good point brother Double. Like most, I did exceedingly well during the Glory Days. However, unfortunately the Dark Days wiped it all away. 

nolaegghead

johnmitchell said:

Buy the Rutland Gasket factory and sell Gaskets....

You'd put Ron out of bidness, man!

nolaegghead

SGH said:

DoubleEgger said:

Are we talking about Scottie’s money during the Glory Days of Big Ron or the Obama years? 

That’s a very good point brother Double. Like most, I did exceedingly well during the Glory Days. However, unfortunately the Dark Days wiped it all away. 

Do these "glory" days you speak of involve a hole in a bathroom stall?

Thatgrimguy

I'd be eating philly cheese steaks with Olive Waygu A5.

JRWhitee

nolaegghead said:

I'm in one of those Powerball pools at work, so Sat might be my last day here if I win. Will be too busy SPENDING SCOTTIE'S MONEY.

Don't forget your friends....

GrateEggspectations

I’d buy me a big ‘ole section of railroad, just so that I had a reason to wear those overalls. 

NPHuskerFL

I'd buy nothing...okay! okay! I'd buy twins that have no morals 😁

nolaegghead

I would buy an old, leaky oil rig, and park it right near the coast of NC closest to Rally Durham just to piss off John.

DoubleEgger

SGH said:

DoubleEgger said:

Are we talking about Scottie’s money during the Glory Days of Big Ron or the Obama years? 

That’s a very good point brother Double. Like most, I did exceedingly well during the Glory Days. However, unfortunately the Dark Days wiped it all away. 

But the Glory Days of Big Don is upon us. 

SGH

GrateEggspectations said:

I’d buy me a big ‘ole section of railroad, just so that I had a reason to wear those overalls. 

I actually own a little stock in CXS. Not much, but I hade some since the early 90’s. 

Thatgrimguy

SGH said:

GrateEggspectations said:

I’d buy me a big ‘ole section of railroad, just so that I had a reason to wear those overalls. 

I actually own a little stock in CXS. Not much, but I hade some since the early 90’s. 

Like he owns a "little" Smoker or a "little" tractor!

caliking

i'd buy moar overalls...

GrateEggspectations

SGH said:

GrateEggspectations said:

I’d buy me a big ‘ole section of railroad, just so that I had a reason to wear those overalls. 

I actually own a little stock in CXS. Not much, but I hade some since the early 90’s. 

While we’re on the subject of your purchases, you really need to buy the Rockwell 6S, @SGH. It’s truly shavealicious!

SGH

GrateEggspectations said:

While we’re on the subject of your purchases, you really need to buy the Rockwell 6S, @SGH. It’s truly shavealicious!

My brother, it’s simply a fantastic razor. No doubt about it. However, I have finally trained my face to hold up to the Muhle R41. There is simply no going back for me now.  I don’t even use my Merkur Future anymore. I gave it to my wife for legs and pubes. 

Legume

I would go to Costco with just one small thing on my list and then fill a damn flatbed or two with stuff.