In a hole in the ground, there lived a Brisket.

lousubcap

Botch said:

@SGH disappeared about the time his *****mas thread got tanked, maybe he got a Time-out?  

Perhaps however, he has contacts here thru other communication methods who would gladly act as frictionless conduits to deliver his message. Whatever-

DoubleEgger

I will say that the outcome of this thread was very predictable. 

saluki2007

DoubleEgger said:

I will say that the outcome of this thread was very predictable. 

I still don't believe he is a real person.

WeberWho

saluki2007 said:

DoubleEgger said:

I will say that the outcome of this thread was very predictable. 

I still don't believe he is a real person.

You don't believe Stike is real person? 

saluki2007

WeberWho said:

saluki2007 said:

DoubleEgger said:

I will say that the outcome of this thread was very predictable. 

I still don't believe he is a real person.

You don't believe Stike is real person? 

I believe Stike is a real person who goes by the alias of Ron Pratt...

lkapigian

WeberWho said:

saluki2007 said:

DoubleEgger said:

I will say that the outcome of this thread was very predictable. 

I still don't believe he is a real person.

You don't believe Stike is real person? 

stike or st¡ke or are they really the same

EggbertGreenII

Carnivorous moles.

NPHuskerFL

Or perhaps an angry house plant seeking Revenge and eating the brisket in the hole.
https://youtu.be/Hzk1bM2vVFU

frazzdaddy

He accidently stuck the temp probe into the ground instead of the meat and it's stuck at 55 degrees.

Foghorn

frazzdaddy said:

He accidently stuck the temp probe into the ground instead of the meat and it's stuck at 55 degrees.

It’s in the stall. 

Eggcelsior

Foghorn said:

frazzdaddy said:

He accidently stuck the temp probe into the ground instead of the meat and it's stuck at 55 degrees.

It’s in the stall. 

Hopefully not where the outhouse once sat.

SGH

Sorry for the delay fellows. Due to bad weather the internet has been on and off for days and running at a snails pace when it is on. 
That aside, the underground brisket was a total bust. Nothing I did wrong. About 4 hours into the cook and heavy rain rolled in. It has rained pretty steady ever since. When the rain finally quits and the mud dries up, I will did it up and post a pic of the muddiest brisket that you have ever seen. Looking at the forecast the brisket will probably stay buried at least another 3-4 days. 
All is not lost though, when everything dries up me and little Bre is going to try it again. 

SamIAm2

From one Paw Paw to another, any time spent doing things with grand children is precious - now for you and later for her, no matter how expectations may not have been met with the current enterprise. And as you know, another opportunity to be Paw Paw to your granddaughter will provide more memories to savor. 

bgebrent

It’s a new dish Scottie.  Clay encrusted steamed brisket.  Travis is probably proud.

Spaightlabs

Good lesson for Bre.  Doesn't matter how many times you get knocked down, only matters how many times you get back up.

marysvilleksegghead

Mint Tulip, Zippy Lip, Stike,Rusty Rooster & Mrs Rooster

SGH

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

I guess we will have to summon the Kraken

Anus...Anus...Anus

if this does not cause him to surface we may need to alert the authorities. 

Spoken like a true Brisket God brother Tex👍

SGH

lousubcap said:

In a flash of brilliance, @SGH just realized his Trump holiday thread got the ultimate buffalo treatment.  Likely in serious withdrawl.  May need an intervention or perhaps not possible given the Trumpese shutdown. 

I have always supported the Buffalo. But killing my holiday thread is unforgivable.  

SGH

milesvdustin said:

He forgot where he buried it 

I have honestly forgot a brisket in one of my units before. Found it months after the fact. Looked like maggot pie. 

Botch

SGH said:

About 4 hours into the cook and heavy rain rolled in. It has rained pretty steady ever since. When the rain finally quits and the mud dries up, I will dig it up and post a pic of the muddiest brisket that you have ever seen. Looking at the forecast the brisket will probably stay buried at least another 3-4 days. 

First, glad you're okay!
And who knows, you may discover a whole new brisket craze, like the guy who first buried rotting cabbage and got kimchee, the guy who first let his juice ferment and got wine, the guy who first let his wine ferment and got vinegar, and of course the guy who first ate a raw oyster.  
Post the results!