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In a hole in the ground, there lived a Brisket.

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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,714
    lousubcap said:
    Standing by for the finale-
    Merry Christmas-
    There has to be closure here with the cook???
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,714
    @SGH Bump to keep this on the first page at least until the end results are made known (however it turned out).  Hello...
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    milesvdustin said:
    He forgot where he buried it 
    that's funny right there,don't care who ya are.
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    milesvdustin said:
    He forgot where he buried it 
    That’s the problem with making a perfectly square hole - once you fill it in, it just blends right back in to the rest of the lawn.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I don't know why this song came to mind....


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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    milesvdustin said:
    He forgot where he buried it 
    Well he did forget about that big bucket of shrimp so maybe his brain will eventually spark a recollection that he buried some meat also.

    Perhaps somebody here that has his cell# should send him a text.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 11,549
    frazzdaddy said:
    milesvdustin said:
    He forgot where he buried it 
    that's funny right there,don't care who ya are.
    There is a Thread back some time when he found a Brisket in one of his " Units" that had been forgotten from a previous cook...
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    His "unit" probably didn't smell very good.
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    Earth to Scottie. 

    Come in Scottie.   
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459

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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 7,326
    Coyotes dug it up and stole it? It was so wretched that the dog refused it? Or it was so good that he's still in a food coma?
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  • bubbajack
    bubbajack Posts: 1,168
    Funny stuff. I hope @SGH is OK. Not like him to not follow up with a political statement like cooking a brisket in a perfect square hole. I am sure many on the forum are wondering why he did not dig a round hole.....

    I drink cheap beer so I can afford good bourbon.

    Salisbury, NC...... XL,Lx3,Mx2,S, MM, Mini BGE, FireDisc x2. Blackstone 22", Offset smoker, weber kettle 22"


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  • MotownVol
    MotownVol Posts: 1,072
    Now that is what I call low and sloooooooow.
    Morristown TN, LBGE and Mini-Max.
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Maybe this will attract Scottie.  I was going to sarcasm-post it on his Trumpmas thread, but it got buffaloed mid-edit.

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    Trump has memorized the dictionary - the entire thing and can spell any word perfectly the first try.

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    Trump has never lost, only won, and won big.

    Trump wrote all his books by himself.

    Trumps's books are the best selling ever.   Except for the bible.

    Trump's inauguration was the largest in history.




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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,714
    edited December 2018
    Perhaps the opposite approach - Counting adults in the room with Trump present requires subtracting one from the total. 
    I don't have the time or interest in documenting his other skills other than no personal integrity, or moral compass and will lie, lie lie.  (See above) 
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    lousubcap said:
    Perhaps the opposite approach - Counting adults in the room with Trump present requires subtracting one from the total. 
    I don't have the time or interest in documenting his other skills other than no personal integrity, or moral compass and will lie, lie lie.  (See above) 
    Well said Captain.
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    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 7,326
    Are we trying to buffalo the thread before the missing brisket is found?
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  • Durangler
    Durangler Posts: 1,122
    Sounds like CNN's positive coverage of Obama, except Trump is not the constitutional scholar/professor, which Obama claims to be.
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  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
    Gulfcoastguy said:
    Are we trying to buffalo the thread before the missing brisket is found?
    That would add legend to the mystery.
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,912
    I hope he didn’t bury it on Oak Island! He will never find it!
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    Durangler said:
    Sounds like CNN's positive coverage of Obama, except Trump is not the constitutional scholar/professor, which Obama claims to be.
    What do you mean “claims to be” ?  Obama literally taught con law at Chicago.  I don’t think he ever claimed to be a constitutional scholar, but there’s no question he taught the class at the U of C. 
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Cornholio
    Cornholio Posts: 1,048
    Brisket in a hole --> politics 

    Awesome
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,349
    edited December 2018
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    “I'll have what she's having."  

        -Rob Reiner's mother!   

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,714
    Gulfcoastguy said:
    Are we trying to buffalo the thread before the missing brisket is found?
    No way. Just doubt a hole-fired brisket takes two+ days to cook ( no personal experience, mind you) so all we are trying to do here is surface the outcome. 
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • BigreenGreg
    BigreenGreg Posts: 600
    Blah blah blah, Muhle 41, lather, blah blah. That’ll get him, it’s cosmic.
    LBGE, 36" Blackstone, Anova Pro
    Charleston, SC
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Stupid shitposting shitposters.  Plenty of time left, I will be awake until at least midnight shitposting if that’s what you want.  
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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