Save The Date: Butt Blast 2019

caliking

Killit_and_Grillit said:

JohnInCarolina said:

frazzdaddy said:

JohnInCarolina said:

frazzdaddy said:

do they allow paddle boat racing?

We will teach you at Butt Blast how not to ask if something is allowed before doing said thing.  

”Can I hide Ashish’s chocolate pot from him?”

You get the idea.  I’m sure there are more.

Oh sh!t @JohnInCarolina I totally forgot about that. 

That drunk SOB was digging around in the dark like a rapid chipmunk looking for that thing. Good times. 

Do that again, and I swear I’LL CUT YOU!!

frazzdaddy

so a no holds barred ,gird you loins kinda throw down?

JohnInCarolina

Happy Monday!  The website for the event is updated:

http://burningloin.blogspot.com/

Links to tickets are up as well.  Please register as a taster or as a cook ASAP!

GATraveller

JohnInCarolina said:

Happy Monday!  The website for the event is updated:

http://burningloin.blogspot.com/

Links to tickets are up as well.  Please register as a taster or as a cook ASAP!

Done.

frazzdaddy

Registered. Got the tickets

CTMike

JohnInCarolina said:

frazzdaddy said:

JohnInCarolina said:

frazzdaddy said:

do they allow paddle boat racing?

We will teach you at Butt Blast how not to ask if something is allowed before doing said thing.  

Ahhh....o learned one. I anxiously await the wisdom you speak of.

Words that no Butt Blaster has ever spoken:

”Are bourbon slushies allowed at the park?”

”Can we throw an entire jug of used cooking oil onto that fire?”

”Is it OK if I put a plate of crawfish under Adam’s seat?”

”Can I hide Ashish’s chocolate pot from him?”

”John can I use your pizza peel to stir my pot of crawfish?”

”Are condoms required in the petting zoo?”

You get the idea.  I’m sure there are more.

I don't recall @nolaegghead asking permission to use your peel. I seem to recall you noticing and saying "WTF?"

CTMike

johnnyp said:

thetrim said:

@lousubcap if that actually happens, as unlikely as it is, then I am doing the sponsoring.  My only hope, and that of many others on here, would be that you'll be there to enjoy it with us!

Hope you can join in Frank. Maybe @CTMike will join us again?  I’m also trying to talk a former ELT that I work with to head down for the event. The guy bought an egg last spring and we talk shop a lot. 

As much as I would like to, unfortunately we will not be able to make it this year. We are in the middle of a refueling outage at Unit 2 right now which kept me from attending BC, and we have another in April at Unit 3 which will prevent me from attending BB.

I do recall @dmw saying that he would bring his PRC72 to cook another pig if y'all want to go that route, but someone will have to be in hot standby to take over when he passes out drunk again.

YukonRon

CTMike said:

johnnyp said:

thetrim said:

@lousubcap if that actually happens, as unlikely as it is, then I am doing the sponsoring.  My only hope, and that of many others on here, would be that you'll be there to enjoy it with us!

Hope you can join in Frank. Maybe @CTMike will join us again?  I’m also trying to talk a former ELT that I work with to head down for the event. The guy bought an egg last spring and we talk shop a lot. 

As much as I would like to, unfortunately we will not be able to make it this year. We are in the middle of a refueling outage at Unit 2 right now which kept me from attending BC, and we have another in April at Unit 3 which will prevent me from attending BB.

I do recall @dmw saying that he would bring his PRC72 to cook another pig if y'all want to go that route, but someone will have to be in hot standby to take over when he passes out drunk again.

We have that drill perfected now.....

Be missing you Mike. You made it awesome.

JohnInCarolina

CTMike said:

JohnInCarolina said:

frazzdaddy said:

JohnInCarolina said:

frazzdaddy said:

do they allow paddle boat racing?

We will teach you at Butt Blast how not to ask if something is allowed before doing said thing.  

Ahhh....o learned one. I anxiously await the wisdom you speak of.

Words that no Butt Blaster has ever spoken:

”Are bourbon slushies allowed at the park?”

”Can we throw an entire jug of used cooking oil onto that fire?”

”Is it OK if I put a plate of crawfish under Adam’s seat?”

”Can I hide Ashish’s chocolate pot from him?”

”John can I use your pizza peel to stir my pot of crawfish?”

”Are condoms required in the petting zoo?”

You get the idea.  I’m sure there are more.

I don't recall @nolaegghead asking permission to use your peel. I seem to recall you noticing and saying "WTF?"

You're right, Mike - that's the joke.

Sorry you won't be able to make it this year buddy.  You'll be sorely missed!

piney

caliking said:

Booked #25. Neighbors with @Jupiter Jim and  @jeremiah again. 

For folks on the fence about bringing their kids - bring 'em!! caliprince was carted to his first eggfest (Salado '14) when he was 2 mo. Dan Nicholas Park has some fun things for kids, so they will have a great weekend too. 

And they will be safe. I have found that eggheads have eagle eyes watching over each others' kids at these sort of things. Many a time, someone has offered to keep tabs on caliprince running around while I cook. He about wore @piney out last time

I loved every minute of the time I spent with Caliprince!

JohnnyTarheel

Registered ... looking forward to this again.. 

Killit_and_Grillit

CTMike said:

johnnyp said:

thetrim said:

@lousubcap if that actually happens, as unlikely as it is, then I am doing the sponsoring.  My only hope, and that of many others on here, would be that you'll be there to enjoy it with us!

Hope you can join in Frank. Maybe @CTMike will join us again?  I’m also trying to talk a former ELT that I work with to head down for the event. The guy bought an egg last spring and we talk shop a lot. 

As much as I would like to, unfortunately we will not be able to make it this year. We are in the middle of a refueling outage at Unit 2 right now which kept me from attending BC, and we have another in April at Unit 3 which will prevent me from attending BB.

I do recall @dmw saying that he would bring his PRC72 to cook another pig if y'all want to go that route, but someone will have to be in hot standby to take over when he passes out drunk again.

I would crack a Navy joke...but I’m just too sad. 

Guess we we will be ordering Dominos. 

Jupiter Jim

CTMike said:

johnnyp said:

thetrim said:

@lousubcap if that actually happens, as unlikely as it is, then I am doing the sponsoring.  My only hope, and that of many others on here, would be that you'll be there to enjoy it with us!

Hope you can join in Frank. Maybe @CTMike will join us again?  I’m also trying to talk a former ELT that I work with to head down for the event. The guy bought an egg last spring and we talk shop a lot. 

As much as I would like to, unfortunately we will not be able to make it this year. We are in the middle of a refueling outage at Unit 2 right now which kept me from attending BC, and we have another in April at Unit 3 which will prevent me from attending BB.

I do recall @dmw saying that he would bring his PRC72 to cook another pig if y'all want to go that route, but someone will have to be in hot standby to take over when he passes out drunk again.

Mike just turn the Big Red Knob over to Auto Pilot and come on down to BB19 they will never know you were gone! Really Appreciate all you did last year and if ya can't get Auto Pilot working we will for sure miss ya. 

bgebrent

Jupiter Jim said:

CTMike said:

johnnyp said:

thetrim said:

@lousubcap if that actually happens, as unlikely as it is, then I am doing the sponsoring.  My only hope, and that of many others on here, would be that you'll be there to enjoy it with us!

Hope you can join in Frank. Maybe @CTMike will join us again?  I’m also trying to talk a former ELT that I work with to head down for the event. The guy bought an egg last spring and we talk shop a lot. 

As much as I would like to, unfortunately we will not be able to make it this year. We are in the middle of a refueling outage at Unit 2 right now which kept me from attending BC, and we have another in April at Unit 3 which will prevent me from attending BB.

I do recall @dmw saying that he would bring his PRC72 to cook another pig if y'all want to go that route, but someone will have to be in hot standby to take over when he passes out drunk again.

Mike just turn the Big Red Knob over to Auto Pilot and come on down to BB19 they will never know you were gone! Really Appreciate all you did last year and if ya can't get Auto Pilot working we will for sure miss ya. 

Agreed!  I’ll bring the DO this year if that helps.  We need to fatten you up son.  Wish you could get down.

thetrim

Dang @ctmike.   Hope you don’t mind if we still try to guilt out @bgebrent to bring the Weller 12 w him!   

We’re gonna miss you!

Possumtrot

piney said:

caliking said:

Booked #25. Neighbors with @Jupiter Jim and  @jeremiah again. 

For folks on the fence about bringing their kids - bring 'em!! caliprince was carted to his first eggfest (Salado '14) when he was 2 mo. Dan Nicholas Park has some fun things for kids, so they will have a great weekend too. 

And they will be safe. I have found that eggheads have eagle eyes watching over each others' kids at these sort of things. Many a time, someone has offered to keep tabs on caliprince running around while I cook. He about wore @piney out last time

I loved every minute of the time I spent with Caliprince!

As I recall you really didn’t spend as much time “with” Caliprince as chasing him. I seem to recall he was always 10 - 15 yds ahead of you. But I’m old and my memory is suspect these days. 😊

bgebrent

Possumtrot said:

piney said:

caliking said:

Booked #25. Neighbors with @Jupiter Jim and  @jeremiah again. 

For folks on the fence about bringing their kids - bring 'em!! caliprince was carted to his first eggfest (Salado '14) when he was 2 mo. Dan Nicholas Park has some fun things for kids, so they will have a great weekend too. 

And they will be safe. I have found that eggheads have eagle eyes watching over each others' kids at these sort of things. Many a time, someone has offered to keep tabs on caliprince running around while I cook. He about wore @piney out last time

I loved every minute of the time I spent with Caliprince!

As I recall you really didn’t spend as much time “with” Caliprince as chasing him. I seem to recall he was always 10 - 15 yds ahead of you. But I’m old and my memory is suspect these days. 😊

Your memory is spot on.

bucky925

As I /we will be cooking, Cindy is a certifiable kid magnet .  Bar none!

tarheelmatt

bucky925 said:

As I /we will be cooking, Cindy is a certifiable kid magnet .  Bar none!

Good, I'll be looking for on site daycare!  I might need a nap at some point.  

bucky925

tarheelmatt said:

bucky925 said:

As I /we will be cooking, Cindy is a certifiable kid magnet .  Bar none!

Good, I'll be looking for on site daycare!  I might need a nap at some point.  

There is nothing more that would make her day..."your kid not you"  rofl

DMW

I might show up...

bucky925

tarheelmatt said:

bucky925 said:

As I /we will be cooking, Cindy is a certifiable kid magnet .  Bar none!

Good, I'll be looking for on site daycare!  I might need a nap at some point.  

sorry @tarheelmatt you would be put in timeout before the first speckle was off @DMW's black stone. 

CTMike

DMW said:

I might show up...

And you MIGHT get drunk and have the following conversation:

DMW: “I need to get my ringhoff”

NOLA: “What’s a ringhoff?”

(Those two lines were repeated numerous times until)

DMW: “I need to get my ring off otherwise my hand swells up while I sleep.”

DMW

CTMike said:

DMW said:

I might show up...

And you MIGHT get drunk and have the following conversation:

DMW: “I need to get my ringhoff”

NOLA: “What’s a ringhoff?”

(Those two lines were repeated numerous times until)

DMW: “I need to get my ring off otherwise my hand swells up while I sleep.”

I'm laughing, because my I just took my ring off.

bgebrent

Dwayne will be there.  Speaking for him.  Whole hog round 2.

bgebrent

And I promise a robust, family friendly petting zoo.

caliking

Possumtrot said:

piney said:

I loved every minute of the time I spent with Caliprince!

As I recall you really didn’t spend as much time “with” Caliprince as chasing him. I seem to recall he was always 10 - 15 yds ahead of you. But I’m old and my memory is suspect these days. 😊

Caliprince definitely had a good time . I remember him giggling and laughing a good deal with @piney while they were horsing around.

Funny thing is, caliprince doesn't know folks' names- he knows them by their forum handle. And has co-opted some of them as his own friends , instead of mine!

nolaegghead

DMW said:

CTMike said:

DMW said:

I might show up...

And you MIGHT get drunk and have the following conversation:

DMW: “I need to get my ringhoff”

NOLA: “What’s a ringhoff?”

(Those two lines were repeated numerous times until)

DMW: “I need to get my ring off otherwise my hand swells up while I sleep.”

I'm laughing, because my I just took my ring off.

There's so much going on here I don't know where to start.... 

JohnInCarolina

CTMike said:

DMW said:

I might show up...

And you MIGHT get drunk and have the following conversation:

DMW: “I need to get my ringhoff”

NOLA: “What’s a ringhoff?”

(Those two lines were repeated numerous times until)

DMW: “I need to get my ring off otherwise my hand swells up while I sleep.”

Dwayne likes to take his ringhoff for when Taylor Swift makes an appearance.  I think that field next to the shelter is big enough for her to land her chopper at.

johnmitchell

I am in for sure... Note to self... Slow down with the day drinking!!!!