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Most embarrassing trip to the doctor....

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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,912
     I guess I am the only one not laughing... karma is a ****! Hope you get past this soon and kick the dog when your feeling better.
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
     I guess I am the only one not laughing... karma is a ****! Hope you get past this soon and kick the dog when your feeling better.
    Most of he laughers have spent time with Robin IRL. 
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155
     I guess I am the only one not laughing... karma is a ****! Hope you get past this soon and kick the dog when your feeling better.
    Most of he laughers have spent time with Robin IRL. 
    I like breaking bread with that hippie. 
  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
     I guess I am the only one not laughing... karma is a ****! Hope you get past this soon and kick the dog when your feeling better.
    Most of he laughers have spent time with Robin IRL. 
    I like breaking bread with that hippie. 
    I like drinking his bloodies. 
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155
    bgebrent said:
     I guess I am the only one not laughing... karma is a ****! Hope you get past this soon and kick the dog when your feeling better.
    Most of he laughers have spent time with Robin IRL. 
    I like breaking bread with that hippie. 
    I like drinking his bloodies. 
    Watch out if he claims to have a new secret ingredient 
  • Out of an abundance of caution I would avoid shaking either of Robins hands in the near future. Just a simple nod of the head and “sup” will suffice. 
    Maybe an elbow bump. Maybe. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    edited March 2018
    I have laughed out loud so many times at this. Im getting the side eye at the att store right now. Hilarious. At least something is funny in here. Im on hour 6 of porting my phones over (not kidding) 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,571
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    I had a good laugh at the lady who said it helps you maintain your dignity.  Uhmm... no, no it does not.  Lol
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,571
    I had a good laugh at the lady who said it helps you maintain your dignity.  Uhmm... no, no it does not.  Lol
    it also might help for removing that pink lady pad =)
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,571
    =) just have to ask, can you fart in stereo =) i knew a guy that could do that until things got fixed back there
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    northGAcock said:

    As it was, Party found every last pot hole and bump in the road in the Columbia area.
    Did she back over some of them, by any chance?  Or maybe take the “scenic route” to the doc?
    no.....but for some strange reason she had the prescription called in to a Walgreen's that was no where near our house. That one had me scratching my head cause you no she had to pick that up before taking me home. Lets just say it appeared to me she was running the mileage up a bit on the ol auto.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    thetrim said:
    Hammer meets nail on this one. Now if any of you fools waist your time reading this.....you might be a (never mind).
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
     I guess I am the only one not laughing... karma is a ****! Hope you get past this soon and kick the dog when your feeling better.
    The dog has been restored his high status....as the end game turned out not to be a tailbone break or contusion. My piecing together that scenario did not initially reflect favorably on him. My doctor also bought that as the root cause. It just goes to show you.....I don't know $hit. He (Kodi my good dog) now is back sitting on the right of my Archie Bunker chair (with new yellow donut). A few extra treats and he has forgiven. 
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    I have laughed out loud so many times at this. Im getting the side eye at the att store right now. Hilarious. At least something is funny in here. Im on hour 6 of porting my phones over (not kidding) 
    Wished i could have done it for you brother. After all, i have had plenty of down time.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    Wow....the get a grip is worth the price in and of itself. 
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    I had a good laugh at the lady who said it helps you maintain your dignity.  Uhmm... no, no it does not.  Lol
    John, i take it you had a different experience with it?
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    =) just have to ask, can you fart in stereo =) i knew a guy that could do that until things got fixed back there
    Truth. When i was at the doc in a box, and i dropped them.......wife said she first thought i had farted and had some seepage. Actually the cyst had already begun to leak. I left that out of the dialog as it was and is rather gross. But since you went there......No stereo, but i will work on it. 
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    I had a good laugh at the lady who said it helps you maintain your dignity.  Uhmm... no, no it does not.  Lol
    John, i take it you had a different experience with it?
    I have never seen anything remotely like that my friend, and hope that never changes.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • tml1230
    tml1230 Posts: 237
    northGA.... I just read the last several  posts including the one highlighting your drive thru at chic fillet....and u guys from Geiorgia ....talk about those of us from FLORIDA???
    fortunatley your hanging chad , I assume, didn't get caught up in this Hersey highway debacle.
    On a more serious note... When u pass gas....Has the tone , aroma  and refraction of your farts been negatively impacted by the  above described slicing and dicing?
    Sarasota Fl. and  Lake Toxaway N.C. (and Novembers on the island of Kauai) (and April in France.... Don't hate on me for that)
    BGE  medium and minimax
    HOW  BOUT THEM GATORS !
  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    tml1230 said:
    northGA.... I just read the last several  posts including the one highlighting your drive thru at chic fillet....and u guys from Geiorgia ....talk about those of us from FLORIDA???
    fortunatley your hanging chad , I assume, didn't get caught up in this Hersey highway debacle.
    On a more serious note... When u pass gas....Has the tone , aroma  and refraction of your farts been negatively impacted by the  above described slicing and dicing?
    He ain't from Georgia. He live in SC. 
  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    tml1230 said:
    northGA.... I just read the last several  posts including the one highlighting your drive thru at chic fillet....and u guys from Geiorgia ....talk about those of us from FLORIDA???
    fortunatley your hanging chad , I assume, didn't get caught up in this Hersey highway debacle.
    On a more serious note... When u pass gas....Has the tone , aroma  and refraction of your farts been negatively impacted by the  above described slicing and dicing?
    He ain't from Georgia. He live in SC. 
    We do talk about you FL boys.  As pointed out, @northGAcock is a gamecock living in gamecockland.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    I felt like this was appropriate for this thread.


    =======================================
    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • CTMike
    CTMike Posts: 3,647
    thetrim said:
    I felt like this was appropriate for this thread.


    That’s some funny sh!t right there. 
    MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.  

    RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
    Southeastern CT. 
  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    CTMike said:
    thetrim said:
    I felt like this was appropriate for this thread.


    That’s some funny sh!t right there. 
    Literally.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • CTMike
    CTMike Posts: 3,647
    bgebrent said:
    CTMike said:
    thetrim said:
    I felt like this was appropriate for this thread.


    That’s some funny sh!t right there. 
    Literally.
    That’s how I meant it. 
    MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.  

    RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
    Southeastern CT.