Most embarrassing trip to the doctor....

theyolksonyou

I love you hippy. 

nolaegghead

This thread is, if nothing else, about poke butt.

JohnInCarolina

northGAcock said:

The rest of the story.....another day or so in the life of being Robin. 

Last night I could not sleep as the pain and discomfort got really bad. Woke up this morning telling Party (Pattie) I was going to the ER. After some spirited discussion, she convinced me the Doc in the Box was the way to go as they had Image equipment. Party made the appt over the web and we arrived at the designated time. The trip was highlighted by my crawling into the back of a Subaru Outback (face down)  with the seats folded down. I took advantage of rolling out the wife’s pink yoga Matt, in hopes it would soften the surface. Not so much. 

At Doc in the Box......I Told the female doc the story (with circles and arrows....) and was told to drop um. She summoned a witness on her side and opened the crack to find a cyst, that was draining. Wife in the room so I guess we met mutual legal precautions. Doc was not able to deal with it and suggested we go to the ER.....well chalk one up for the patient.

 So some hilights of the day:

* wife pulls into Chic-Fil-a drive thru with me laying on my stomach in the back. They had there order expediters out and I believe she was scratching her head after we placed our order. Picture a 260 lb man laying in the back of a car wearing pajama bottoms and a tye dye.....not matching of course. 

* We got to a surgeon (Office) and in right away. After talking about pain Managment (or limitations I should say), the nurse gets me all prepped. Doc walks in and tells me “this is not going to hurt hin the least bit”. I couldn’t see the humor of that ... at the time. After some really stinging shots and some painful proceedure...the pressure and pain was signifantly reduced. 

* Doctor told me I needed to get some feminim pads and place in my boxers (on the back side) to capture the drainage for the next week. Do they come in any other color than pink? 

Unless there is more fun that comes as a result of this expierence....I will close the thread. Appreciate you all laughing with me, at me....and the stories you have told. It’s helped pass some otherwise long days. 

yall be cool

Robin

It’s been awhile since a story told on this website has made me laugh as hard as it has wince.  Mission accomplished, my friend.

JRWhitee

northGAcock said:

The rest of the story.....another day or so in the life of being Robin. 

Last night I could not sleep as the pain and discomfort got really bad. Woke up this morning telling Party (Pattie) I was going to the ER. After some spirited discussion, she convinced me the Doc in the Box was the way to go as they had Image equipment. Party made the appt over the web and we arrived at the designated time. The trip was highlighted by my crawling into the back of a Subaru Outback (face down)  with the seats folded down. I took advantage of rolling out the wife’s pink yoga Matt, in hopes it would soften the surface. Not so much. 

At Doc in the Box......I Told the female doc the story (with circles and arrows....) and was told to drop um. She summoned a witness on her side and opened the crack to find a cyst, that was draining. Wife in the room so I guess we met mutual legal precautions. Doc was not able to deal with it and suggested we go to the ER.....well chalk one up for the patient.

 So some hilights of the day:

* wife pulls into Chic-Fil-a drive thru with me laying on my stomach in the back. They had there order expediters out and I believe she was scratching her head after we placed our order. Picture a 260 lb man laying in the back of a car wearing pajama bottoms and a tye dye.....not matching of course. 

* We got to a surgeon (Office) and in right away. After talking about pain Managment (or limitations I should say), the nurse gets me all prepped. Doc walks in and tells me “this is not going to hurt hin the least bit”. I couldn’t see the humor of that ... at the time. After some really stinging shots and some painful proceedure...the pressure and pain was signifantly reduced. 

* Doctor told me I needed to get some feminim pads and place in my boxers (on the back side) to capture the drainage for the next week. Do they come in any other color than pink? 

Unless there is more fun that comes as a result of this expierence....I will close the thread. Appreciate you all laughing with me, at me....and the stories you have told. It’s helped pass some otherwise long days. 

yall be cool

Robin

Sounds like the real Butt Blast is in Cola!

nolaegghead

The funniest part was Chik-fil-a, for so many reasons...

bgebrent

Damn Robin!  Knew I picked my specialty wisely.  Sorry you’re dealing with this and hope you can return to not leaving the homestead soon.

Botch

I've been following this and really feeling bad for you, until you complained about the Pink pads.
Sorry man, I have tears running down my cheeks!  (the small ones)
 
Great story, and I hope you're back to doing sit-ups very soon!  

JohnInCarolina

nolaegghead said:

The funniest part was Chik-fil-a, for so many reasons...

All this time I thought this sort of thing only happened at the Bojangles.

bgebrent

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

The funniest part was Chik-fil-a, for so many reasons...

All this time I thought this sort of thing only happened at the Bojangles.

The Chik-fil-a folks are much more polite.  “I’m sorry sir, can we get you another straw, or knife and fork?

theyolksonyou

bgebrent said:

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

The funniest part was Chik-fil-a, for so many reasons...

All this time I thought this sort of thing only happened at the Bojangles.

The Chik-fil-a folks are much more polite.  “I’m sorry sir, can we get you another straw, or knife and fork?

It's my pleasure. 

bgebrent

theyolksonyou said:

bgebrent said:

JohnInCarolina said:

nolaegghead said:

The funniest part was Chik-fil-a, for so many reasons...

All this time I thought this sort of thing only happened at the Bojangles.

The Chik-fil-a folks are much more polite.  “I’m sorry sir, can we get you another straw, or knife and fork?

It's my pleasure. 

Just hope Pattie had the rear windows rolled up.  Might not have.

caliking

Oh man, @northGAcock I do hope you’re feeling better now. It seems your spirits are still up , and that goes a long way. 

thetrim

The dreaded anal cyst doesn't sound very fun!   You have about 24 days to get right.   

northGAcock

thetrim said:

The dreaded anal cyst doesn't sound very fun!   You have about 24 days to get right.   

Feeling a lot better today. I’ll be ready for the blast......need to stretch this a bit however to get out of going to the wife’s family Easter gathering this Sunday.

northGAcock

caliking said:

Oh man, @northGAcock I do hope you’re feeling better now. It seems your spirits are still up , and that goes a long way. 

I am making it brother....learning new skills like wiping my ass in the other direction. Old dog still learning new tricks!

lousubcap

northGAcock said:

caliking said:

Oh man, @northGAcock I do hope you’re feeling better now. It seems your spirits are still up , and that goes a long way. 

I am making it brother....learning new skills like wiping my ass in the other direction. Old dog still learning new tricks!

Along with that new skill-set you may want to become ambidextrous with that move in the event of a future arm/shoulder injury.  Sounds like a true spring training opportunity  

pgprescott

Out of an abundance of caution I would avoid shaking either of Robins hands in the near future. Just a simple nod of the head and “sup” will suffice. 

CTMike

pgprescott said:

Out of an abundance of caution I would avoid shaking either of Robins hands in the near future. Just a simple nod of the head and “sup” will suffice. 

That’s some sage advice right there. 

pgprescott

Good friend of mine in High School was playing a pick up game at the park and was undercut while dunking. Came down on his butt with his arms extended. Broke em both (arms). Mom had to wipe his arse for him.  Good lord that would suck!

CTMike

pgprescott said:

Good friend of mine in High School was playing a pick up game at the park and was undercut while dunking. Came down on his butt with his arms extended. Broke em both (arms). Mom had to wipe his arse for him.  Good lord that would suck!

Unless someone were in to that kind of thing.  You know, like those from Tennessee.

northGAcock

lousubcap said:

northGAcock said:

caliking said:

Oh man, @northGAcock I do hope you’re feeling better now. It seems your spirits are still up , and that goes a long way. 

I am making it brother....learning new skills like wiping my ass in the other direction. Old dog still learning new tricks!

Along with that new skill-set you may want to become ambidextrous with that move in the event of a future arm/shoulder injury.  Sounds like a true spring training opportunity  

Looking forward to hitting from the other side of the ahhh, plate. New goals for the upcoming season. Gotta like it.

northGAcock

pgprescott said:

Out of an abundance of caution I would avoid shaking either of Robins hands in the near future. Just a simple nod of the head and “sup” will suffice. 

Pete, you are cracking me up....and I need that right now.

GATraveller

I bet you could have gotten a free Frosted Sunrise out of Chick-Fil-A had you asked.  
Holy cow son.....that's some serious yarn you just spun.  I'm crying!!
Thanks!

GATraveller

pgprescott said:

Good friend of mine in High School was playing a pick up game at the park and was undercut while dunking. Came down on his butt with his arms extended. Broke em both (arms). Mom had to wipe his arse for him.  Good lord that would suck!

I'd eat a lot of cheese.

northGAcock

bgebrent said:

Damn Robin!  Knew I picked my specialty wisely.  Sorry you’re dealing with this and hope you can return to not leaving the homestead soon.

Be glad there is distance between our residences....though I am certain your bill would have been over the top on pure principal. You were safe on this one as there is no way in hell I was gonna ride in the back over to Georgia. As it was, Party found every last pot hole and bump in the road in the Columbia area. You guys deserve every penny you charge if you ask me. 

#myasshurts

JRWhitee

northGAcock said:

bgebrent said:

Damn Robin!  Knew I picked my specialty wisely.  Sorry you’re dealing with this and hope you can return to not leaving the homestead soon.

Be glad there is distance between our residences....though I am certain your bill would have been over the top on pure principal. You were safe on this one as there is no way in hell I was gonna ride in the back over to Georgia. As it was, Party found every last pot hole and bump in the road in the Columbia area. You guys deserve every penny you charge if you ask me. 

#myasshurts

I am sure she was laughing at every one too.

CTMike

northGAcock said:

#myasshurts

Most commonly heard from gay porn stars. On a more serious note, hope you’re feeling better soon. 

JohnInCarolina

northGAcock said:

As it was, Party found every last pot hole and bump in the road in the Columbia area.

Did she back over some of them, by any chance?  Or maybe take the “scenic route” to the doc?

DoubleEgger

What a long strange trip it’s been...

northGAcock

JohnInCarolina said:

northGAcock said:

As it was, Party found every last pot hole and bump in the road in the Columbia area.

Did she back over some of them, by any chance?  Or maybe take the “scenic route” to the doc?

That, and on the ride home (sitting this time since I had Butt deadening).... took a few turns at stop lights on two wheels. Must have been wearing off. Was ready to walk home.