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OT: 17 Day Vacation!!!!

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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    sctdg said:
    If bullsh!t was music the whole lot of you would be the NY Philharmonic . All you libs will be crying when the Sh!t hits the fan and you all have your heads tucked between your legs .
    That's the funniest thing I've read on the net so far this week.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 11,338
    Much Better!
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 11,338
    Legume said:
    When I was younger a friend of mine was hanging out by the pool wearing a speedo and girls flocked around him all day,I said "what's your secret" he says "I put a Potato in my swim trunks, you should give it a try" A couple days go by and we were at the pool I said" I tried what you said, and they ignore me even more, he said " you have to put the potato in the front"
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    sctdg said:
    If bullsh!t was music the whole lot of you would be the NY Philharmonic . All you libs will be crying when the Sh!t hits the fan and you all have your heads tucked between your legs .
    Off your meds again?  Or just bitter because you can't get it up.
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 18,442
    Just because...


  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,750
    sctdg said:
    If bullsh!t was music the whole lot of you would be the NY Philharmonic . All you libs will be crying when the Sh!t hits the fan and you all have your heads tucked between your legs .
    im not sure it will be a good day for any american, but it will get done if that little weasel jong-un keeps building and threatening the us.  sooner than later
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,520
    sctdg said:
    If bullsh!t was music the whole lot of you would be the NY Philharmonic . All you libs will be crying when the Sh!t hits the fan and you all have your heads tucked between your legs . 

    I think to some, the shiit has already hit the fan.
    Love you bro!
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Image result for trump kim jong un smart cookie
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  • Hibby
    Hibby Posts: 606
    I cook. I eat. I repeat. Thornville, Ohio
  • sctdg
    sctdg Posts: 301
    edited August 2017
    Hibby said:
    Amen ! Says it all. Joe McCarthy is alive and well he just changed name to Robert Mueller
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,485
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 16,543
    edited August 2017
    Regarding KJU; let me play Devil's advocate:
    You're a small despot running a country with few friends.  The leader of the single remaining superpower labels your country, Iran, and Iraq, the "axis of Evil".  That superpower then attacks Iraq, obliterating the government and infrastructure, to destroy their "weapons of mass destruction".  
    'cept, there weren't any.

    What would you do, in his shoes?  
    I doubt that KJU would attack first, he knows that would be the end of him.  He just wants a deterrent to prevent being attacked, and drumpf isn't helping.  
     
    Through my military news services, there are more and more defections from NK, and more of them are soldiers, badly malnourished.  KJU is, according to several sources, very ill himself (although certainly not starving).  The best route we could take, right now, is to let things cool off.  Yeah, NK will have nucs that can reach the US eventually.  So do Russia and China.  
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    "They're eating the checks!  They're eating the balances!"  

    Ogden, UT


  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,485


    This guy seems reasonable, and not totally batsh!t fvcking insane.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,125


    This guy seems reasonable, and not totally batsh!t fvcking insane.
    I bet you use a rowing oar.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109


    This guy seems reasonable, and not totally batsh!t fvcking insane.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Jeffress

    This guy probably has Trump Tower sized closet.  Wouldn't be surprised if there was a huge butt-plug collection and a few boyfriends involved.

    Just speculating.

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  • Hibby
    Hibby Posts: 606


    This guy seems reasonable, and not totally batsh!t fvcking insane.
    Some give baths!t a bad name
    I cook. I eat. I repeat. Thornville, Ohio
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,485
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 34,602
    @SmokeyPitt - that is funny right there if the fundamental issue wasn't on such a short fuze.  
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • Skiddymarker
    Skiddymarker Posts: 8,524
    @SmokeyPitt - Awesome, I kinda like it, nothing like a new hairdo to give you a whole new perspective (according to SWMBO)
    Delta B.C. - Whiskey and steak, because no good story ever started with someone having a salad!
  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,518
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • Hungry Joe
    Hungry Joe Posts: 1,577


    Put them both in a bag, shake them up and dump them out and you would never be able to tell the difference.
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,485
    We're one misplaced @ away from Trump telling North Korea to repeal Obamacare and threatening Mitch McConnell with military action
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • TheToast
    TheToast Posts: 387
    Trump knows his supporters love it when he talks tough. Neither nation will do anything. America can't nuke N Korea - what and kill millions of innocents? Invading would cause a catastrophic loss of life from both sides. 

    Its a shame nothing can be done - poor N Koreans living under a dictatorship far worse than any the US and U.K. have attempted to 'fix' in the Middle East. 

    Likewise KJU likes to talk tough to keep his supporters in check. Only risk is he may be insane enough to attempt to nuke the US. All that really needs to happen is he has a bad day and makes the call. But his missiles have a bad track record and US has an anti-missile system that is imperfect but could save them from a strike. 

    GOOD LUCK WORLD
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,485
    I have trouble unplugging too but JFC! Starting a nuclear war from the golf course just to prove you weren't on vacation seems like overkill.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    I have trouble unplugging too but JFC! Starting a nuclear war from the golf course just to prove you weren't on vacation seems like overkill.



    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,485


    Got to love Twitter in times like these.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 34,602
    @JohnInCarolina - you just can't make this stuff up.  As you well know, the world of serious weapons does not quickly change.  The way ahead has been charted for years, the budget decides the speed of advance.   But it is Friday so who knows...
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,750

    DONT LOOK AT THE NUCLEAR BLAST

    some other tips

    http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Nuclear-Attack

    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • Eoin
    Eoin Posts: 4,304
    lousubcap said:
    @JohnInCarolina - you just can't make this stuff up....

    But he does.