Brisket..... How I do it.

thetrim

Was just talking to @WhiteyQ last night about this.  Good to see it born again!

Mickey

thetrim said:

Was just talking to @WhiteyQ last night about this.  Good to see it born again!

It will never die.............never, never, never

JohnInCarolina

The beauty of this thread is that the n00bs will see it, see how many comments it has, and figure "well that just must be how to do brisket on the Egg I guess!"

If they're ambitious, they'll even try it, only to conclude that maybe this Brisket thing isn't all it's cracked up to be.

travisstrick

I have mixed feelings. This thread is like kissing your cousin, you want to enjoy it but you just can't. 

Little Steven

I'm gonna start a thread about "How I microwave my ribs" so I can get 400K views.(Not that those kind of things are important to me)

JohnInCarolina

travisstrick said:

I have mixed feelings. This thread is like kissing your cousin, you want to enjoy it but you just can't. 

"The BGE forum is a special place.  There's this one guy Travis on there - he's black, and maybe a little homeless, judging from his picture - but he has the most amazing brisket recipe!  It's the gold standard!  There are stores in Texas that keep Shiner Bock and Allegro on reserve just for this one recipe.  It really is something to behold."

theyolksonyou

JohnInCarolina said:

travisstrick said:

I have mixed feelings. This thread is like kissing your cousin, you want to enjoy it but you just can't. 

"The BGE forum is a special place.  There's this one guy Travis on there - he's black, and maybe a little homeless, judging from his picture - but he has the most amazing brisket recipe!  It's the gold standard!  There are stores in Texas that keep Shiner Bock and Allegro on reserve just for this one recipe.  It really is something to behold."

You quoting BGC Twitter feed again, fanboy?

Ozzie_Isaac

Stop raising this!  I will never beat view #'s if you guys keep raising it from the dead.

Ozzie_Isaac

travisstrick said:

I have mixed feelings. This thread is like kissing your cousin, you want to enjoy it but you just can't. 

Prude.

nolaegghead

What are you doing right now?  Reading Brisket how I do it.

Suck it!

thetrim

I just hate that I made it to Brisket Camp one day after they did it "How I do it"!!!  To @travisstrick EIB RLTW

SGH

How he does it:

nolaegghead

Wait....Travis isn't BLACK?!

Ozzie_Isaac

nolaegghead said:

Wait....Travis isn't BLACK?!

I bet he didn't lose his hand to an alligator too!  Can't believe anyone these days.

SloppyJoe

nolaegghead said:

What are you doing right now?  Reading Brisket how I do it.

Suck it!

SGH

nolaegghead said:

Wait....Travis isn't BLACK?!

Only in his mind

thetrim

SGH said:

How he does it:

It is always a real beee---ach to try and wrap that rascal while it's drenched in Shiner Bock and Allegro.  Somehow tonight feels like a Friday, so I'm ready to make it happen.  In this pic, about the 50 feet behind Trav, at this very time, the Tumbling Wheels were breaking hearts all across Algiers Point!

Ozzie_Isaac

thetrim said:

SGH said:

How he does it:

It is always a real beee---ach to try and wrap that rascal while it's drenched in Shiner Bock and Allegro.  Somehow tonight feels like a Friday, so I'm ready to make it happen.  In this pic, about the 50 feet behind Trav, at this very time, the Tumbling Wheels were breaking hearts all across Algiers Point!

Is that before or after @nolaegghead wrecked his truck?

SloppyJoe

Killit_and_Grillit

@SGH may have just sank this thread. 
You NEVER pull the curtain back!!!

You might as well have told me the CEO of Aunt Jemima syrup is a white guy. I may never boil brisket again. 

gmac

Given the age of this thread, shouldn't it be "Brisket..... How I Did it"?  I mean, is he still alive?  Let alone possibly not the spitting image of James Browns mug shot?

HofstraJet

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@SGH may have just sank this thread. 
You NEVER pull the curtain back!!!

You might as well have told me the CEO of Aunt Jemima syrup is a white guy. I may never boil brisket again. 

Aunt Jemima is a division of Pepsi. Here's the CEO:

thetrim

Ozzie_Isaac said:

thetrim said:

SGH said:

How he does it:

It is always a real beee---ach to try and wrap that rascal while it's drenched in Shiner Bock and Allegro.  Somehow tonight feels like a Friday, so I'm ready to make it happen.  In this pic, about the 50 feet behind Trav, at this very time, the Tumbling Wheels were breaking hearts all across Algiers Point!

Is that before or after @nolaegghead wrecked his truck?

That may've been an earlier year!!!??? The only thing I remember was @nolaegghead wrecking his liver at this last one

CTMike

thetrim said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

thetrim said:

SGH said:

How he does it:

It is always a real beee---ach to try and wrap that rascal while it's drenched in Shiner Bock and Allegro.  Somehow tonight feels like a Friday, so I'm ready to make it happen.  In this pic, about the 50 feet behind Trav, at this very time, the Tumbling Wheels were breaking hearts all across Algiers Point!

Is that before or after @nolaegghead wrecked his truck?

That may've been an earlier year!!!??? The only thing I remember was @nolaegghead wrecking his liver at this last one

It is too bad that no one was able to capture any video of @nolaegghead vomiting up @SGH's testicles. 

nolaegghead

CTMike said:

thetrim said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

thetrim said:

SGH said:

How he does it:

It is always a real beee---ach to try and wrap that rascal while it's drenched in Shiner Bock and Allegro.  Somehow tonight feels like a Friday, so I'm ready to make it happen.  In this pic, about the 50 feet behind Trav, at this very time, the Tumbling Wheels were breaking hearts all across Algiers Point!

Is that before or after @nolaegghead wrecked his truck?

That may've been an earlier year!!!??? The only thing I remember was @nolaegghead wrecking his liver at this last one

It is too bad that no one was able to capture any video of @nolaegghead vomiting up @SGH's testicles. 

I had to delete the security video after that day.  I must say it tasted better coming up.

thetrim

Between that and @DMW walking in on me taking a dump then wouldn't leave and just took a leak right next to me..... I can't wait for next year

CTMike

thetrim said:

Between that and @DMW walking in on me taking a dump then wouldn't leave and just took a leak right next to me..... I can't wait for next year

Obviously @DMW liked your Eau de Toilette. 

CTMike

nolaegghead said:

CTMike said:

thetrim said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

thetrim said:

SGH said:

How he does it:

It is always a real beee---ach to try and wrap that rascal while it's drenched in Shiner Bock and Allegro.  Somehow tonight feels like a Friday, so I'm ready to make it happen.  In this pic, about the 50 feet behind Trav, at this very time, the Tumbling Wheels were breaking hearts all across Algiers Point!

Is that before or after @nolaegghead wrecked his truck?

That may've been an earlier year!!!??? The only thing I remember was @nolaegghead wrecking his liver at this last one

It is too bad that no one was able to capture any video of @nolaegghead vomiting up @SGH's testicles. 

I had to delete the security video after that day.  I must say it tasted better coming up.

I'd be surprised if you even remembered the event at all @nolaegghead, after all you were blind, bulletproof, and invisible by that time of the night. I asked you if you were alright, and you yelled, "No I'm not farking alright, I just ate balls!"

nolaegghead

I remember Scottie's balls, wish I could forget that part.

CTMike

nolaegghead said:

I remember Scottie's balls, wish I could forget that part.

Hard to forget when you had his balls in your mouth I guess.