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It's time for another joke thread
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Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
Slumming it in Aiken, SC.
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An old man had been drinking at the bar all night. A couple younger fellows felt sorry for him and thought they would do the right thing and take the man home because by now he couldn't even walk. They asked his address and started driving him home. When they go to his house and his wife answered the door she looked shocked as they were holding him up. They told her they were doing their good deed by taking him home, She replied, That's nice but where is his wheelchair?
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Why do shepherds wear robes?
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the restof me Life, between the legs of me wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Besttoast of The night."She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in churchbeside me wife.""Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on thestreet Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won theprize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. Youknow, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once Ihad to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time hefell asleep"Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Plus a couple Pit Boss Pellet Smokers.
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Donald Trump is the president of the United States of AmericaKeepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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Punchline: and it could've been worse.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:Donald Trump is the president of the United States of America
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Very possibly True.theyolksonyou said:
Punchline: and it could've been worse.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:Donald Trump is the president of the United States of America
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But not funnier. It is a joke thread after allKeepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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They/Them
Morgantown, PA
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Oh, I don't know. I find it fûcking hilarious he wasn't the worst choice. I mean, look at his hair, and Twitter account.
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It's a joke thread, right?They/Them
Morgantown, PA
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Well, this is headed to the crapper quickly.
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What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
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Right? I thought it was funny. A f*ucking game show host is the leader of the free world.DMW said:It's a joke thread, right?Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
For the record, I don't disagree.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Right? I thought it was funny. A f*ucking game show host is the leader of the free world.DMW said:It's a joke thread, right?
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Not quite yet, still a few weeks out.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Right? I thought it was funny. A f*ucking game show host is the leader of the free world.DMW said:It's a joke thread, right?They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
Don't tell twitter thatDMW said:
Not quite yet, still a few weeks out.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Right? I thought it was funny. A f*ucking game show host is the leader of the free world.DMW said:It's a joke thread, right?Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
But...but...not just a reality show host...he's a real class act, John. I mean, owns the Miss America Pageant, owned some gambling joints, an excellent university, seller of steaks and vodka, an airline....wowee!!!! What are a few conspiracy theories between friends?
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That whole "one president at a time" thing is so yesterday.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Don't tell twitter thatDMW said:
Not quite yet, still a few weeks out.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Right? I thought it was funny. A f*ucking game show host is the leader of the free world.DMW said:It's a joke thread, right?They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
OMG... just breathe. BREATHE!!!!!!!!!
It's a joke thread, right? Nobody said they had to be good ones.Coleman, Texas
Large BGE & Mini Max for the wok. A few old camp Dutch ovens and a wood fired oven. LSG 24” cabinet offset smoker. There are a few paella pans and a Patagonia cross in the barn. A curing chamber for bacterial transformation of meats...
"Bourbon slushies. Sure you can cook on the BGE without them, but why would you?"
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They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
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LOL!______________________________________________I love lamp..
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Grapes cannot talk you know.SciAggie said:What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
OMG... just breathe. BREATHE!!!!!!!!!
It's a joke thread, right? Nobody said they had to be good ones.They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin -
Ozzie_Isaac said:
Grapes cannot talk you know.
Are ya sure of that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFc3FqtEZpo
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Bravo to the author of this news story for getting probe in the title of sn IVF story.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/dutch-medical-centre-probes-suspected-ivf-sperm-mix-192201181.html
They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin -
"I have been preparing to be president for most of my adult life. What is the punch line you ask? I was beaten by someone who a year ago took up politics as a hobby!!"
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fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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