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It's time for another joke thread
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If you put your finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pac-man.
You just put your finger in your ear didn't you?
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Yes, and it works.Hungry Joe said:If you put your finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pac-man.
You just put your finger in your ear didn't you?They/Them
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
A doctor was making his rounds at the hospital and walked by the nurse's station. He noticed a nurse fumbling around and shuffling through everything on her desk. He ask, "Nurse, is there something wrong?".
She replied, "I can't find my pen. I need a pen.". The Dr reached in his pocket, pulled out his pen, handed it to her and said, "Here, you can use mine".
She took it, started to write, but it wouldn't write. She looked at it, handed it back to the Dr and said, "Dr, this is a rectal thermometer".
The Dr looked at it and said, "Well I'll be... some a$$hole's got my pen!".
Of all the lies I tell, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
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Technically that isn't an acute joke as an acute angle is less than 90 degrees.Hungry Joe said:
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?A sandy hook survivor...
yeah this will get me on the hate list zfgBeaufort, SC -
Dude....Jefferson, GA
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plumbfir01 said:What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?A sandy hook survivor...
yeah this will get me on the hate list zfg
Too soon.jeffwit said:Dude....
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
yeah, I've noticed how Putin has made Trump his little biotch over the last 8 years. And this is Trump showing him by taking the bait. Right! You got this one just right! Brilliant!JohnInCarolina said: -
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
Biggest joke of the year is liberals getting physically ill over the election of Trump, but haven't gotten nearly as upset over terrorism, Chinese hacking, Russian aggression (except the hacking that is political in nature), Iran almost instantly breaking the great deal, murders in Chicago, red line by Obama, genocide, inability to call Islamic terror by its self defined name, Clinton actively subverting the records laws and then destroying the evidence, pardoning of actual violent criminals, paying ransom to terrorists, trading a bunch of terrorists for a desserter and throwing him a party? Emptying Guantanamo just to say you did, stabbing our only real friend in the ME in the back(Israel), bowing to other foreign leaders, etc..
you get get the picture. Oh, it's soooo funny! -
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Notice he ( @JohnInCarolina ) has no response. Only lame a** bs. I'm amazed that he continues to defend the indefensible.
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"You know a man is worth more than a woman. It says so in the Bible. It says, 'God created man in His own image. Then He created woman out of a rib', ... a cheaper cut.".
Archie Bunker
Of all the lies I tell, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
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JIC is still suffering from TARD, he cannot help it. Bourdain was smart enough to resist.pgprescott said:Notice he ( @JohnInCarolina ) has no response. Only lame a** bs. I'm amazed that he continues to defend the indefensible.BrandonQuad Cities
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Had a brief moment of reflection, but they are true believers. Liberalism, in particular environmental activism, is a religion. They suspend their beloved scientific background for the lure of liberal approval. I also find it funny how no one seems to understand why the current prez has high approvals but his policies are not highly rated. It's the same reason he was elected, twice. Happy new year Brandon!Focker said:
JIC is still suffering from TARD, he cannot help it. Bourdain was smart enough to resist.pgprescott said:Notice he ( @JohnInCarolina ) has no response. Only lame a** bs. I'm amazed that he continues to defend the indefensible.
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