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OT - What are you doing now? (2024)

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  • Battleborn
    Battleborn Posts: 3,528
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    Las Vegas, NV


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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 16,209
    Entirely dependent on cause of death, environmental conditions, strength of any booze, horsepower/size of industrial blender/boat motor/weed-whacker, etc.
    I'm not a doctor nor a smart people, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express a couple times.    

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    "When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."

    - Lin Yutang


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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 18,003
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    I’m sorry that you are asking that question. Being a cop is rough sometimes. 
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,718
    DoubleEgger said:
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    I’m sorry that you are asking that question. Being a cop is rough sometimes. 
    Yep, I was hoping that it was work related. At least he doesn’t have to factor in crabs and gators.
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,577
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    I’d hope the coroner could answer that one for you.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • Battleborn
    Battleborn Posts: 3,528
    What I do l know is it was the worst smelling thing ever, even the flies couldn’t handle the stench. 
    Las Vegas, NV


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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,577
    Battleborn said:
    What I do l know is it was the worst smelling thing ever, even the flies couldn’t handle the stench. 
    Inside an apartment or home I’m guessing?  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,418
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    Back in college I rented a house where the prior owner died and melted thru the floor.i remember the neighbors saying the son  found him about a month later. I can't image keeping and renting a house after that
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,577
    fishlessman said:
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    Back in college I rented a house where the prior owner died and melted thru the floor.
    Well… do you remember how long that took? 
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • Battleborn
    Battleborn Posts: 3,528
    It was a two story house. Guy was single, 45-ish. He had a package by his front door from October 6th. It had been a bit. Mom and dad had driven down from Wisconsin because they hadn’t heard from him since early October. They wouldn’t get in, thank goodness, and called us. 
    Las Vegas, NV


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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,418
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    Back in college I rented a house where the prior owner died and melted thru the floor.
    Well… do you remember how long that took? 
    Like I said, a month to make it thu the floor and into the basement.the floor and ceiling were replaced, the basement floor was original when I lived there but we're sanded down next to the bar. The flies have it broken down in about a week from a neighbor that died last summer from heroin. Not fully liquid yet and melting thru a floor....water makes it different, watched one getting removed by helicopter with a hanging claw behind a dam. Body came out like cooked spaghetti. Salmon were feeding on the flies, kids fishing had a bucket of small salmon. Another I've seen was half eaten by crabs in the same river, good fishing for stripers, that was a suicide about a week earlier, stuck under a rock near Newburyort. I've seen three bodies in that river.
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,577
    Battleborn said:
    It was a two story house. Guy was single, 45-ish. He had a package by his front door from October 6th. It had been a bit. Mom and dad had driven down from Wisconsin because they hadn’t heard from him since early October. They wouldn’t get in, thank goodness, and called us. 
    I think this happens far more often than anyone talks about.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 18,003
    Battleborn said:
    It was a two story house. Guy was single, 45-ish. He had a package by his front door from October 6th. It had been a bit. Mom and dad had driven down from Wisconsin because they hadn’t heard from him since early October. They wouldn’t get in, thank goodness, and called us. 
    That’s so sad. 
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  • Battleborn
    Battleborn Posts: 3,528
    Luckily adult deaths don’t really faze me. The smell lingers for a while, no matter what. 

    But, hey, on the bright side I get to work 12 hour shifts for the next three days because of this dumpster fire of a racing event. 
    Las Vegas, NV


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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,055
    This is for @CPFC1905.

    Given that I always second guess his Friday morning Premier League predictions for the weekend's matches, I thought I would give him these probably woefully inaccurate predictions.  Feel free to ignore them and make your own, or use mine as a skeleton for your own predictions and comments.

    Leicester 0, Chelsea 2 (I think that Chelsea’s massive number of players serves them well as it forces them to compete mightily for playing time and this comes in especially handy after an international break)

    Bournemouth 0, Brighton 3 (Brighton are for real – at least until the 2nd half of the season)

    Arsenal 2, Nottingham Forest 0 (Gunners will win but it won’t be as easy as their fans would hope for)

    Aston Villa 3, Crystal Palace 2 (A high scoring affair that may not be this close)

    Everton 1, Brentford 1 (This game will be boring enough that if an American watches it and it is their first ever football/soccer match, it will also be their last)

    Fulham 2, Wolverhampton 2 (Will somehow be a boring match even with a bunch of goals)

    Man City 3, Tottenham 1 (Nothing unexpected here.  Haaland will be glad to be back with better teammates)

    Southampton 0, Liverpool 4 (Nothing unexpected here)

    Ipswich 1, Man U 2  (Man U players are still trying to impress the new manager and they’re better with him, but not better enough to put this game away comfortably)

    Newcastle 1, West Ham 1 (I have to confess that while I understand that these teams are geographically disparate, I get them confused as football teams.  During my time watching the Premier League, neither of them has ever been good enough or bad enough to get my attention.  That probably reflects that they also haven’t gotten the attention of the US stations that broadcast the league over here, nor have they ever had a prominent enough US player to get a lot of air time here.)

    As I have re-read this I’ve come to recognize how hard it is to make this humorous as my British colleague does every week during the season. 

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,577
    @Foghorn - don’t tell him I said this, but I am legit looking forward to the reply from @CPFC1905
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • dbCooper
    dbCooper Posts: 2,420
    It's hard for me to fathom how 1st/2nd/3rd responders can compartmentalize these situations, if that is even possible.  Great respect here for the work they do.
    It's also difficult to comprehend how some people can pass and no one is aware for weeks.  Sad all the way around.
    LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413G
    Great Plains, USA
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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 10,000
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    Back in college I rented a house where the prior owner died and melted thru the floor.
    Well… do you remember how long that took? 
    Time and temp? 🙃
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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 10,000
    Had a neighbour/friend who took on coroner work part-time for a bit. Nicest guy you could meet. Father of two young girls. Although he was always professional and didn’t talk about work in detail, I know he saw some stuff in his brief time in the role. 
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 16,209
    Oh man, my attempt at humor was very badly thought out/placed.  My apologies to everyone.   :|  
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    "When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."

    - Lin Yutang


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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,543
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    Back in college I rented a house where the prior owner died and melted thru the floor.
    Well… do you remember how long that took? 
    You can use the contextual clues from his statement to answer that question.

    Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL


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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,176
    I promise I did not read your post @Foghorn. 
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,176
    Honest answer to a honest question @Botch
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 20,543
    Botch said:
    Oh man, my attempt at humor was very badly thought out/placed.  My apologies to everyone.   :|  
    Dark humour is always well timed and placed.  We are living in cereal times right now.

    In AZ bodies tend to melt pretty quickly.  A friend who was a super in an apartment complex said about 2 weeks in a hot apartment.

    I feel for those parents driving down from Wisconsin.  No way to contact him, no friends or job they can call to check in on him (wish they knew police would do a welfare check).  Hauling ass down here knowing what they will find, but unwilling to admit it to themselves.

    Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL


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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,577
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    Back in college I rented a house where the prior owner died and melted thru the floor.
    Well… do you remember how long that took? 
    You can use the contextual clues from his statement to answer that question.
    Yeah, my question was actually a joke as you've probably guessed.  Even then I’m not sure I anticipated the reply from fishlessman, about kids picking salmon out of a river with dead bodies decomposing in it.  Kind of puts his forum handle in an entirely new light.   
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 10,000
    For you D-I-Yers (looking in your direction, @Canugghead). 

    Had to ride in to work in the dark and rain this morning. Didn’t have a fender handy, so….


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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,906
    Time to winterize that ride  =).
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 33,906
    Time to winterize that ride  =).
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • kl8ton
    kl8ton Posts: 5,723


    Headed out of cell range.
    Large, Medium, MiniMax, 36" Blackstone
    Grand Rapids MI
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,418
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    JohnInCarolina said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    Battleborn said:
    A question for you doctors/smart people. How long does it take for the human body to naturally liquify? 
    Back in college I rented a house where the prior owner died and melted thru the floor.
    Well… do you remember how long that took? 
    You can use the contextual clues from his statement to answer that question.
    Yeah, my question was actually a joke as you've probably guessed.  Even then I’m not sure I anticipated the reply from fishlessman, about kids picking salmon out of a river with dead bodies decomposing in it.  Kind of puts his forum handle in an entirely new light.   

    big immigration of cambodian people in lowell ma at the time, they all fished as family units, kids mom dad grandparents all together on the banks. i used to give away alot of fish back then.  im sure i gave fish i caught over the crab guy over that weekend. the kids with the salmon guy took off with the bucket as soon as i got a cruiser to pull over, they couldnt get to him from shore, spinning in an intake side funnel of a hydro-dam not going anywhere is why they got the copter. it was on a canal dumping into the merrimack which tells me that he was dumped off (debris from the river doesnt enter the canal.) i did not expect what was going to happen when they lifted the guy out
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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