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Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong.Canugghead said:
Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.Canugghead said:
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.
That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.
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I don't see how that is going to rinse the mud off. I know I shouldn't knock until I try it, but I pictured a little more force.

In my mind:
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The Bushnell ION Elite GPS watch for golf...Retired Navy, LBGE
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I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol). Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.GrateEggspectations said:
Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong.Canugghead said:
Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.Canugghead said:
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.
That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.
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I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the markMark_B_Good said:
I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol). Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.GrateEggspectations said:
Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong.Canugghead said:
Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.Canugghead said:
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.
That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.
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johnmitchell said:
I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the markMark_B_Good said:
I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol). Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.GrateEggspectations said:
Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong.Canugghead said:
Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.Canugghead said:
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.
That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.
im going to wait for the computerized AI targeting system
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Loving it so far - no stupid illumination for the pot, no preset timer, 'real' dryer, deodorizer, adjustable pressure, 5-position nozzle for better aiming.canuckland -
Sounds like someone is low-key upset that they can’t have a defecatory disco.Canugghead said:
Loving it so far - no stupid illumination for the pot, no preset timer, 'real' dryer, deodorizer, adjustable pressure, 5-position nozzle for better aiming. -
I'm waiting for the iBidetTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Infra-red guided targeting system.fishlessman said:johnmitchell said:
I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the markMark_B_Good said:
I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol). Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.GrateEggspectations said:
Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong.Canugghead said:
Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.Canugghead said:
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.
That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.
im going to wait for the computerized AI targeting systemNapoleon Prestige Pro 665, XL BGE, Lots of time for BBQ! -
They gave up on that name. It's going to be called the iPOOPLegume said:I'm waiting for the iBidetNapoleon Prestige Pro 665, XL BGE, Lots of time for BBQ! -
If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?
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Mark will never miss his mark again.Mark_B_Good said:
Infra-red guided targeting system.fishlessman said:johnmitchell said:
I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the markMark_B_Good said:
I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol). Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.GrateEggspectations said:
Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong.Canugghead said:
Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.Canugghead said:
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.
That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.
im going to wait for the computerized AI targeting systemcanuckland -
Canugghead said:

Loving it so far - no stupid illumination for the pot, no preset timer, 'real' dryer, deodorizer, adjustable pressure, 5-position nozzle for better aiming.i dont see a poopf spray button
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Judging by what comes out of your mouth it’s worth a shot! AaaaaoooooYbabpmuts said:If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?South of Columbus, Ohio. -
alaskanassasin said:
Judging by what comes out of your mouth it’s worth a shot! AaaaaoooooYbabpmuts said:If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?
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I was right about the need for a bidet post once in a while to keep the lights on here.canuckland
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All this bidet talk... there was this picture where I would have to wear my reading glasses while on the pooper to understand all those buttons/features.

How about a bag of Dude Wipes for $4 instead? HahahaLBGE, 28” BS, Weber Kettle, HCI 7.8 SE Texas -
RTFM. You just have to deal with the four buttons (STOP, REAR, FRONT, DRYER) when you're in business, everything else can be preset and memorised before you start your business. Those buttons are BIG and in front so you don't need reading glasses nor twist your neck 110 degrees.TechsasJim said:All this bidet talk... there was this picture where I would have to wear my reading glasses while on the pooper to understand all those buttons/features.
How about a bag of Dude Wipes for $4 instead? Hahaha
Edit: do you clean your dishes or your car with Dude Wipes
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Tis the season. 68" ordered up and heading my way

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Looks great, but its most impressive feature is its ability to talk about its specs. 🤣poster said:Tis the season. 68" ordered up and heading my way
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Lmao. I have a wife you doesn’t mind doing dishes-when I cook- and a car wash membership to wash the truck.Canugghead said:
RTFM. You just have to deal with the four buttons (STOP, REAR, FRONT, DRYER) when you're in business, everything else can be preset and memorised before you start your business. Those buttons are BIG and in front so you don't need reading glasses nor twist your neck 110 degrees.TechsasJim said:All this bidet talk... there was this picture where I would have to wear my reading glasses while on the pooper to understand all those buttons/features.
How about a bag of Dude Wipes for $4 instead? Hahaha
Edit: do you clean your dishes or your car with Dude Wipes
So long as it’s not my $ I don’t care how you spend it. Enjoy the bidet man!LBGE, 28” BS, Weber Kettle, HCI 7.8 SE Texas -
Yes, in 2 languagesGrateEggspectations said:
Looks great, but its most impressive feature is its ability to talk about its specs. 🤣poster said:Tis the season. 68" ordered up and heading my way
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Could be good to clean out the sinus cavities.Ybabpmuts said:If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?Napoleon Prestige Pro 665, XL BGE, Lots of time for BBQ!
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