What Are You Buying Right Now? (non-OT version)

GrateEggspectations

Canugghead said:

Canugghead said:

Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 

Langner91

I don't see how that is going to rinse the mud off.  I know I shouldn't knock until I try it, but I pictured a little more force.



In my mind:

bradleya123

The Bushnell ION Elite GPS watch for golf...

Canugghead

@Langner91 skip to 2:00 mark

https://youtu.be/tcJOWmX-1WY?feature=shared

Mark_B_Good

GrateEggspectations said:

Canugghead said:

Canugghead said:

Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 

I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.

johnmitchell

Mark_B_Good said:

GrateEggspectations said:

Canugghead said:

Canugghead said:

Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 

I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.

I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the mark

fishlessman

johnmitchell said:

Mark_B_Good said:

GrateEggspectations said:

Canugghead said:

Canugghead said:

Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 

I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.

I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the mark

im going to wait for the computerized AI targeting system

Botch

"Crack-Cam"    

Canugghead

We need a bidet post every so often 

Langner91

Actual footage:

fishlessman

camera mode button in the bathroom

Canugghead

Loving it so far - no stupid illumination for the pot, no preset timer, 'real' dryer, deodorizer, adjustable pressure, 5-position nozzle for better aiming.

GrateEggspectations

Canugghead said:

Loving it so far - no stupid illumination for the pot, no preset timer, 'real' dryer, deodorizer, adjustable pressure, 5-position nozzle for better aiming.

Sounds like someone is low-key upset that they can’t have a defecatory disco. 

Legume

I'm waiting for the iBidet

Mark_B_Good

fishlessman said:

johnmitchell said:

Mark_B_Good said:

GrateEggspectations said:

Canugghead said:

Canugghead said:

Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 

I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.

I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the mark

im going to wait for the computerized AI targeting system

Infra-red guided targeting system.

Mark_B_Good

Legume said:

I'm waiting for the iBidet

They gave up on that name. It's going to be called the iPOOP

Ybabpmuts

If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?

Canugghead

Mark_B_Good said:

fishlessman said:

johnmitchell said:

Mark_B_Good said:

GrateEggspectations said:

Canugghead said:

Canugghead said:

Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 

I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.

I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the mark

im going to wait for the computerized AI targeting system

Infra-red guided targeting system.

Mark will never miss his mark again.

fishlessman

Canugghead said:

Loving it so far - no stupid illumination for the pot, no preset timer, 'real' dryer, deodorizer, adjustable pressure, 5-position nozzle for better aiming.

i dont see a poopf spray button

alaskanassasin

Ybabpmuts said:

If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?

Judging by what comes out of your mouth it’s worth a shot! Aaaaaooooo

JohnInCarolina

alaskanassasin said:

Ybabpmuts said:

If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?

Judging by what comes out of your mouth it’s worth a shot! Aaaaaooooo

Canugghead

I was right about the need for a bidet post once in a while to keep the lights on here.

TechsasJim

All this bidet talk... there was this picture where I would have to wear my reading glasses while on the pooper to understand all those buttons/features.

How about a bag of Dude Wipes for $4 instead?    Hahaha

Canugghead

TechsasJim said:

All this bidet talk... there was this picture where I would have to wear my reading glasses while on the pooper to understand all those buttons/features.

How about a bag of Dude Wipes for $4 instead?    Hahaha

RTFM. You just have to deal with the four buttons (STOP, REAR, FRONT, DRYER) when you're in business, everything else can be preset and memorised before you start your business. Those buttons are BIG and in front so you don't need reading glasses nor twist your neck 110 degrees.

Edit: do you clean your dishes or your car with Dude Wipes 

poster

Tis the season. 68" ordered up and heading my way

GrateEggspectations

poster said:

Tis the season. 68" ordered up and heading my way

Looks great, but its most impressive feature is its ability to talk about its specs. 🤣

TechsasJim

Canugghead said:

TechsasJim said:

All this bidet talk... there was this picture where I would have to wear my reading glasses while on the pooper to understand all those buttons/features.

How about a bag of Dude Wipes for $4 instead?    Hahaha

RTFM. You just have to deal with the four buttons (STOP, REAR, FRONT, DRYER) when you're in business, everything else can be preset and memorised before you start your business. Those buttons are BIG and in front so you don't need reading glasses nor twist your neck 110 degrees.

Edit: do you clean your dishes or your car with Dude Wipes 

Lmao.   I have a wife you doesn’t mind doing dishes-when I cook- and a car wash membership to wash the truck.    

So long as it’s not my $ I don’t care how you spend it.   Enjoy the bidet man!

poster

GrateEggspectations said:

poster said:

Tis the season. 68" ordered up and heading my way

Looks great, but its most impressive feature is its ability to talk about its specs. 🤣

Yes, in 2 languages

GrateEggspectations

@poster

😂 I thought that too, just after posting. 

Forgive me, as I forget now, but where are you located?

Mark_B_Good

Ybabpmuts said:

If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?

Could be good to clean out the sinus cavities.