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What Are You Buying Right Now? (non-OT version)

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  • GrateEggspectations
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    Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
    Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

    That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

    Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 
  • bradleya123
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    The Bushnell ION Elite GPS watch for golf...
    Retired Navy, LBGE
    Pinehurst, NC

  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 11,524
    edited September 2023
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  • Mark_B_Good
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    Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
    Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

    That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

    Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 
    I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.
    Napoleon Prestige Pro 665, XL BGE, Lots of time for BBQ!
  • johnmitchell
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    Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
    Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

    That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

    Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 
    I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.
    I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the mark
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,754
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    Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
    Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

    That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

    Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 
    I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.
    I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the mark

    im going to wait for the computerized AI targeting system
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,479
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    "Crack-Cam"   :rofl:  
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    Remember when teachers used to say 'You won't have a calculator everywhere you go'?  Well, we showed them.


  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 11,524
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    We need a bidet post every so often  =)
    canuckland
  • Langner91
    Langner91 Posts: 2,120
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    Actual footage:


    Clinton, Iowa
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,754
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    camera mode button in the bathroom =)

    Digital camera icon pink glossy round button Stock Illustration  Adobe  Stock

    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 11,524
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    Loving it so far - no stupid illumination for the pot, no preset timer, 'real' dryer, deodorizer, adjustable pressure, 5-position nozzle for better aiming.
    canuckland
  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 9,286
    edited September 2023
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    Loving it so far - no stupid illumination for the pot, no preset timer, 'real' dryer, deodorizer, adjustable pressure, 5-position nozzle for better aiming.
    Sounds like someone is low-key upset that they can’t have a defecatory disco. 
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,623
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    I'm waiting for the iBidet
  • Mark_B_Good
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    Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
    Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

    That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

    Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 
    I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.
    I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the mark

    im going to wait for the computerized AI targeting system
    Infra-red guided targeting system.
    Napoleon Prestige Pro 665, XL BGE, Lots of time for BBQ!
  • Mark_B_Good
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    Legume said:
    I'm waiting for the iBidet
    They gave up on that name. It's going to be called the iPOOP
    Napoleon Prestige Pro 665, XL BGE, Lots of time for BBQ!
  • Ybabpmuts
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    If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?
  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 11,524
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    Time to bump this thread back to page 1 with a bidet post.
    Costco cancelled this ^^^ order back on Aug 1.

    That was a silver lining I guess, got this Toto today. Hopefully it's better, no remote though.

    Can’t say a remote feature makes that much sense anyway. Is this really a product that greatly benefits from commands at a distance? If so, I must be doing it wrong. 
    I have the one with the remote control. All I can say is it is a bit awkward having to pivot 110 degrees to see those buttons on the side ... and for anyone over 50, it could lead to a pulled muscle, herniated disc, or brain injury (lol).  Having the remote on a wall right beside you to pull off, and then use while you adjust the wand setting, position and strength of spray ... does make it way easier to use ... especially when you are trying to hose down a particular spot with pinpoint accuracy.
    I think the newer models come with a waterproof camera mounted on the wand and a small screen on the remote. This should give you even more control over hitting the mark

    im going to wait for the computerized AI targeting system
    Infra-red guided targeting system.
    Mark will never miss his mark again.
    canuckland
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,754
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    Loving it so far - no stupid illumination for the pot, no preset timer, 'real' dryer, deodorizer, adjustable pressure, 5-position nozzle for better aiming.

    i dont see a poopf spray button


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    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • alaskanassasin
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    Ybabpmuts said:
    If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?
    Judging by what comes out of your mouth it’s worth a shot! Aaaaaooooo
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


  • JohnInCarolina
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    Ybabpmuts said:
    If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?
    Judging by what comes out of your mouth it’s worth a shot! Aaaaaooooo

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 11,524
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    I was right about the need for a bidet post once in a while to keep the lights on here.
    canuckland
  • TechsasJim
    TechsasJim Posts: 1,909
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    All this bidet talk... there was this picture where I would have to wear my reading glasses while on the pooper to understand all those buttons/features.

    How about a bag of Dude Wipes for $4 instead?    Hahaha
    LBGE, 28” BS, Weber Kettle, HCI 7.8 SE Texas
  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 11,524
    edited September 2023
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    All this bidet talk... there was this picture where I would have to wear my reading glasses while on the pooper to understand all those buttons/features.

    How about a bag of Dude Wipes for $4 instead?    Hahaha
    RTFM. You just have to deal with the four buttons (STOP, REAR, FRONT, DRYER) when you're in business, everything else can be preset and memorised before you start your business. Those buttons are BIG and in front so you don't need reading glasses nor twist your neck 110 degrees.

    Edit: do you clean your dishes or your car with Dude Wipes  ;)
    canuckland
  • poster
    poster Posts: 1,172
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    Tis the season. 68" ordered up and heading my way
  • GrateEggspectations
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    poster said:
    Tis the season. 68" ordered up and heading my way
    Looks great, but its most impressive feature is its ability to talk about its specs. 🤣
  • TechsasJim
    TechsasJim Posts: 1,909
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    All this bidet talk... there was this picture where I would have to wear my reading glasses while on the pooper to understand all those buttons/features.

    How about a bag of Dude Wipes for $4 instead?    Hahaha
    RTFM. You just have to deal with the four buttons (STOP, REAR, FRONT, DRYER) when you're in business, everything else can be preset and memorised before you start your business. Those buttons are BIG and in front so you don't need reading glasses nor twist your neck 110 degrees.

    Edit: do you clean your dishes or your car with Dude Wipes  ;)
    Lmao.   I have a wife you doesn’t mind doing dishes-when I cook- and a car wash membership to wash the truck.    

    So long as it’s not my $ I don’t care how you spend it.   Enjoy the bidet man!
    LBGE, 28” BS, Weber Kettle, HCI 7.8 SE Texas
  • poster
    poster Posts: 1,172
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    poster said:
    Tis the season. 68" ordered up and heading my way
    Looks great, but its most impressive feature is its ability to talk about its specs. 🤣
    Yes, in 2 languages
  • GrateEggspectations
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    @poster

    😂 I thought that too, just after posting. 

    Forgive me, as I forget now, but where are you located?
  • Mark_B_Good
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    Ybabpmuts said:
    If I come home sh!t faced, do I use the bidet on my face?
    Could be good to clean out the sinus cavities.
    Napoleon Prestige Pro 665, XL BGE, Lots of time for BBQ!