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OT: Birds Aren't Real
I'm not on "social media", a downside to that is missing some really cool stuff. For example, I've been totally ignorant of this movement until now. It gives me faith that "The Kids Are Still Alright"! Bought a hat and shirt from them to show support.
Found out about them here: https://www.seattletimes.com/business/birds-arent-real-or-are-they-inside-a-gen-z-conspiracy-theory/
Their web site: https://birdsarentreal.com/
Snopes has an article: https://www.snopes.com/articles/381287/birds-arent-real-movement/
LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413G
Great Plains, USA
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I’m not sure whether to laugh or cringe in response to this one. And yes I appreciate that it’s meant as satire."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Nothing is real
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XL BGE in San Jose, CA. Also a Pit Barrel Cooker, a Cal Flame P4 gasser, and lots of toys including the first ever Flame Boss 300 in the wild. And a new Flame Boss 500. -
Is this why birds land on power lines? To recharge their batteries?~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc
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I am also off the social media but have 2 kids. I am well-versed in the “birds aren’t real” game. Funny stuff.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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It's even worse than we thought...
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I'm in! For some reason my background check took extra time. Keeping out double-agents and other undesirables is of importance. Initial assignment is on food/beverage team for Activist Events.
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Well, duh. You jumped out of an airplane and instead of parachuting down to a specific area, you flew to a totally unrelated location.dbCooper said:I'm in! For some reason my background check took extra time._____________Remember when teachers used to say 'You won't have a calculator everywhere you go'? Well, we showed them.
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Too funny, I thought about this thread just the other day, because there is a recent version of The Daily (new york times) podcast that covered the movement. Worth checking out.dbCooper said:I'm in! For some reason my background check took extra time. Keeping out double-agents and other undesirables is of importance. Initial assignment is on food/beverage team for Activist Events."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
If Birds are not real, then where do our beloved Green Eggs come from?A bison’s level of aggressiveness, both physical and passive, is legendary. - NPS
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Nice hat.dbCooper said:I'm in! For some reason my background check took extra time. Keeping out double-agents and other undesirables is of importance. Initial assignment is on food/beverage team for Activist Events. -
Big Green Eggs come from Big Green Birds-everybody knows that.
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Ozzie_Isaac said:If Birds are not real, then where do our beloved Green Eggs come from?
The Easter Bunny!
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The poop on my windshield seems all too real.
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Windshields are not real. You cannot even see them.AnothaStolenGenrator said:The poop on my windshield seems all too real.A bison’s level of aggressiveness, both physical and passive, is legendary. - NPS -
AnothaStolenGenrator said:The poop on my windshield seems all too real.This topic was covered in my training course, let me try to clear it up for you..."Bird poop was originally thought to be oil discharge from earlier bird drone models. After further research though, this was disproven. Bird poop irregularly falls on vehicles in large amounts. Recent studies show that 87% of Bird Poop in populated areas falls on people’s cars. Why is this? Confidential documents leaked in 2018 revealing that “Bird Poop” is actually a form of liquidated tracking apparatus. If you walk outside and notice some bird poop just “happened” to fall on your car, be aware that you are now being tracked by the United States Government. It is recommended you clean your car exterior regularly to avoid this."
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The Movement is getting some ink in the UK media in a serious interview...
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The fact you put this in the “poultry” sub is funnier than you are getting credit for.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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Is the ‘Birds Aren’t Real’ movement trying to steal the rainbow from its current owners? This could get ugly!dbCooper said:I'm in! For some reason my background check took extra time. Keeping out double-agents and other undesirables is of importance. Initial assignment is on food/beverage team for Activist Events.Memphis, TN
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I hate to break it to you, but rainbows aren’t real either.mEGG_My_Day said:
Is the ‘Birds Aren’t Real’ movement trying to steal the rainbow from its current owners? This could get ugly!dbCooper said:I'm in! For some reason my background check took extra time. Keeping out double-agents and other undesirables is of importance. Initial assignment is on food/beverage team for Activist Events. -
Legume said:
I hate to break it to you, but rainbows aren’t real either.mEGG_My_Day said:
Is the ‘Birds Aren’t Real’ movement trying to steal the rainbow from its current owners? This could get ugly!dbCooper said:I'm in! For some reason my background check took extra time. Keeping out double-agents and other undesirables is of importance. Initial assignment is on food/beverage team for Activist Events.
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
you know when youre really in trouble and they send out the blue heron model. pretty much stops you in youre tracks......swarm swarm swarm
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There's probably enough saltpeter (potassium nitrate) on that car to supply a small neighborhood war.fishlessman said:you know when youre really in trouble and they send out the blue heron model. pretty much stops you in youre tracks......swarm swarm swarm
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I think this thread cost me some IQ points .... UFB !!!LG BGE, Weber Genesis gas, Weber 22" Kettle, Weber Smokey Joe
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I could have done without thatfishlessman said:you know when youre really in trouble and they send out the blue heron model. pretty much stops you in youre tracks......swarm swarm swarm -
I would like to agree with your comment here, but I don’t want to like it!RyanStl said:
I could have done without thatfishlessman said:you know when youre really in trouble and they send out the blue heron model. pretty much stops you in youre tracks......swarm swarm swarm"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
RyanStl said:
I could have done without thatfishlessman said:you know when youre really in trouble and they send out the blue heron model. pretty much stops you in youre tracks......swarm swarm swarm
borrowed my brothers truck one day and got hit by a blue heron, trust me, its not so much the mess....its about the smell
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A Blue Heron, like SINGULAR?
Looks like a siege of Herons!Clinton, Iowa -
@fishlessman if it makes you feel better I watched a blue heron gracefully land on a high tension power line.South of Columbus, Ohio.
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