OT: Birds Aren't Real

fishlessman

dbCooper said:

Turns out it's not just birds, add Belgium to unreal things...

https://zapatopi.net/belgium/

so belgium beer isnt real beer....i can go along with that

Ybabpmuts

I don't know. I happened to be in the hedgerow the other day and I slipped and this little unfortunate stiff bird went right up my tookus. I'm pretty sure it was real, all the movements it was making, and the noises, and how the beak felt like it was opening and closing about three inches up, and how it just slowly got less and less tickly over time, and how you could feel the feet right near your underpants wiggling at first and then they felt like they were just dangling there. Ass birds are real, obviously

iudex

I, a liberal brainwashed victim, from a country that does not exist, prefer birds being not real... 

JohnInCarolina

http://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1692703915467272240?s=20

Ybabpmuts

I'm pretty sure I dated a bird in high school. I only know this because one night she gave me good beak, and in doing so I saw her wings off to the sides.

Botch

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1692703915467272240?s=20

That is hilarious.
And, sadly, deeply disturbing; as the folks that guy is TRYING to reach, will not, or cannot, connect the dots.   

dbCooper

JohnInCarolina said:

http://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1692703915467272240?s=20

Apparently Fox did not learn their lesson from the Dominion lawsuit.  They know "Birds Aren't Fake" is fake news.

Peter McIndoe would have a slam dunk defamation case against them, but likely has too much class to file it.

dbCooper

Peter McIndoe gives a TED talk explaining the movement and the next steps forward...

https://www.ted.com/talks/peter_mcindoe_birds_aren_t_real_how_a_conspiracy_takes_flight

dbCooper

https://9gag.com/gag/a9yLvBK