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Fess Up- worst Christmas gift you have ever given...(STD’s don’t count)
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The Cen-Tex Smoker
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We watched SNL this weekend and there was a skit about the whole family bragging about getting everything they wanted. It showed the mom (Kristen Wiig) doing everything behind the scenes to make the magic happen and she got a robe. The dog also got a robe. Funny stuff.
Janell looked over and said “so true”. I was like “WTF”? I like to think of myself as a fairly thoughtful gift giver but janell informed me that around 10-11 years ago I gave her a renewed subscription to XM radio. I bought it that morning and printed the receipt and put it in her stocking. She was like “thanks, you paid a bill” (she didn’t say a word then but said that yesterday).
Janell looked over and said “so true”. I was like “WTF”? I like to think of myself as a fairly thoughtful gift giver but janell informed me that around 10-11 years ago I gave her a renewed subscription to XM radio. I bought it that morning and printed the receipt and put it in her stocking. She was like “thanks, you paid a bill” (she didn’t say a word then but said that yesterday).
I don’t remember this at all (but she damn Does 😂) but I am so embarrassed by that one.
I’m usually pretty good (I love giving gifts so I usually put some effort into it). I’m sure I have laid a few other turds along the way but this one has the be the lowest for me.
Can anyone beat that one?
Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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I gifted a Squatty Potty a few years ago. It may have been slightly used. Maybe~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc
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ColtsFan said:I gifted a Squatty Potty a few years ago. It may have been slightly used. MaybeKeepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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I’m terrible at gift giving. Christmas stresses me out and I find the gift giving part to be way over done. While I’ve given people a long list of things they don’t want or need I have also been on the receiving end of a lot of gifts that end up in a drawer somewhere never to be seen until a garage sale.I’ve tried to get creative in the past but it falls flat and I just suck at planning for this stuff. Yes, I am a grinch when it comes to giving gifts but I’ll put out a nice spread to eat and enjoy the conversations.. not this year though.
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A woman I knew, who lived on a ranch, would let her vehicle's tires get low. When I visited her I'd have to take everything into town and put air in them. We lived in different states and I couldn't do that regularly, so I sent her an air compressor.She objected, saying that "was the kind of gift a husband would give," and sent it back.Somewhere on the Colorado Front Range
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There is no doubt I have dropped a few wrinkle necks over the years but the best one (that keeps on giving) is the now 18 year tradition of rolling Pulp Fiction every Christmas day, starting when the then young sons were engaged with the whole deal. Invited (and had a couple show up) neighbors for a brief respite from the day. SWMBO is beside herself once there is a window of opportunity to fire it up. T-3 and change to roll again.Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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My father was impossible to buy a gift for - retired with no hobbies, few interests... We had been in NYC for a few days, then headed back to Maryland to meet family for Christmas. Annoyed at him (and myself) for having no ideas, we ditched into KMart - I got him a "Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia pet". He left us 8 days later - almost 27 years ago.Maryland, 1 LBGE
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JohnEggGio said:My father was impossible to buy a gift for - retired with no hobbies, few interests... We had been in NYC for a few days, then headed back to Maryland to meet family for Christmas. Annoyed at him (and myself) for having no ideas, we ditched into KMart - I got him a "Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia pet". He left us 8 days later - almost 27 years ago.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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lousubcap said:There is no doubt I have dropped a few wrinkle necks over the years but the best one (that keeps on giving) is the now 18 year tradition of rolling Pulp Fiction every Christmas day, starting when the then young sons were engaged with the whole deal. Invited (and had a couple show up) neighbors for a brief respite from the day. SWMBO is beside herself once there is a window of opportunity to fire it up. T-3 and change to roll again.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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lkapigian said:
My neices and nephew dread my giftsLBGE, 36" Blackstone, Anova ProCharleston, SC -
Ah, this is gonna be another GREAT thread!
My last GF and I were big Foodies; we attended wine-tastings, cooking classes, always cooked for each other, even an olive-oil tasting, together. One Valentine's Day I sprang for a bottle of very exclusive balsamic; 3 oz, $185, 50 years old or something like that, and she absolutely loved it. We sampled it on many things, strawberries, smoked salmon, even ice cream, wow.
Later, on a Christmas, the only Xmas that my Mom, sister, BIL and nephew flew out to MY place for xmas in 40 years, I got my GF another gourmet-related item, a morel mushroom farm. Just add water, keep in a dark place, and you should be able to pick and cook morels for many months.
She was less than pleased. I don't get it, I would've LOVED to have gotten that as a gift, even more than a bottle of vinegar on Valentine's Day. On the drive back to my place, my sister finally asked, "You bought your GF a box of cow-**** for Christmas?!?" Everyone else busted out laughing, and I still get grief about that, 15 years later. GF followed the instructions, but only harvested one small mushroom (but that's not my fault).
To this day, I don't get it, and probably a big reason I quit dating altogether, ten years ago...
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My two sisters kept saying that they wanted to start exercising in the new year a few years ago. I took them at their word. I bought each of them a set of kettlebells with an instructional dvd. I am an engineer, give me a problem and I will design a solution. Besides they were getting kinda chunky.
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A new vacuum.______________________________________________I love lamp..
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We typically have 40+ people on my Mom's side during Christmas. I had a run for 5-6 years where I'd gift someone a gift but put someone else's name on it. I once gifted my cousins kid who was maybe 5 months old a coffee mug that plugs into the cigarette lighter in your car. I wrote my Uncle name on the gift. I watched my cousin go and thank my Uncle after opening it up. He had no idea what she was talking about. It makes for a good time."The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
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nolaegghead said:A new vacuum.Las Vegas, NV
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Apparently as a kid/ teen I would gift my Dad odd stuff. I bought him boat bumpers one year as we never had enough and he looked at me and said just that. I quit getting him anything besides quilted flannel shirts.XLBGE, LBGE, Charbroil Gas Grill, Weber Q2000, Old Weber Kettle, Rectec RT-B380, Yeti 65, Yeti Hopper 20, RTIC 20, RTIC 20 Soft Side - Too many drinkware vessels to mention.
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Battleborn said:nolaegghead said:A new vacuum.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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xfire_ATX said:Apparently as a kid/ teen I would gift my Dad odd stuff. I bought him boat bumpers one year as we never had enough and he looked at me and said just that. I quit getting him anything besides quilted flannel shirts.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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I once gave my wife (swear to god) an apron and a 2cup saucepan for our anniversary.She tells that story to this day, 25-ish years later. Everyone (usually broads), gives me the stink eye, and with mouth agape.
plot twist: it’s actually what she wanted... she asked for it. And she can buy whatever she wants whenever she wants. She just never does. -
nolaegghead said:A new vacuum.Will see how it goes- and it goes over poorly at least I will have a story for this thread next year.Greensboro, NC
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A little OT - My wife’s cousin purchased his brother (her other cousin) a gift card to a sporting goods store with $1 on it but wrote $100 on the back. He goes and gets $100 worth of stuff and hands the cashier the gift card. Obviously humiliation ensued, these two find some way to prank each other like this every year.Mankato, MN - LBGE
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lousubcap said:There is no doubt I have dropped a few wrinkle necks over the years but the best one (that keeps on giving) is the now 18 year tradition of rolling Pulp Fiction every Christmas day, starting when the then young sons were engaged with the whole deal. Invited (and had a couple show up) neighbors for a brief respite from the day. SWMBO is beside herself once there is a window of opportunity to fire it up. T-3 and change to roll again.Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and
Two rusty Weber kettles.
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nolaegghead said:A new vacuum.
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Pro-tip: if you’re going to go the new vacuum route, at least make it a Dyson."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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JohnInCarolina said:Pro-tip: if you’re going to go the new vacuum route, at least make it a Dyson.Las Vegas, NV
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Battleborn said:JohnInCarolina said:Pro-tip: if you’re going to go the new vacuum route, at least make it a Dyson.
And yet I still know that if I bought her one for Christmas.... she would kill me."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
I'm on thin ice, maybe. She said she wanted to learn to sew. I caused an upward tic in Singer stock. Hope I was right, gonna be a long cold winter if I wasn't.Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and
Two rusty Weber kettles.
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One Christmas many years ago when I was working 100+ hours a week, I got to the mall on Christmas Eve just before they closed - or so I thought. I had a plan to buy my wife some earrings. When I get in the mall, most of the stores are still open, but the jewelry store has closed early. "Closed" means that the gate/bars that come out of the ceiling are nearly all the way down to the floor - but they come up about 6 inches shy of the floor and there is one guy in the store closing out the register.
I can see the earrings I want to buy through one of the windows. I call the guy over and beg him to sell them to me. He tells me he can't. I beg some more and he tells me the register is closed. I beg some more and show him some cash that will more than cover the price of the earrings - and I tell him that he can ring up the sale the next time he is in the store and keep the difference.
We transact the deal near the floor in the 6" area under the gate.
The next day she opens the earrings and proclaims that she loves them and that I have exceeded her expectations.
Thinking that she will find the story amusing, I tell her about the purchase process.
She then decides that they are the worst gift ever because I didn't spend weeks or months in stores thinking about her as I pondered the perfect gift.
I'm not sure she ever wore the earrings.
When I told this story to her brother he told me "Dude, you're my hero" because I was the most efficient Christmas shopper he has ever met.XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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@Foghorn I laughed so hard at this and sympathize at the same time. Complicated creatures is the best description.
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Found the Hoe I promised my nephew , I think he still has this
Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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