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Way OT: What is your TP roll count?

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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 9,304
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    frazzdaddy said:
    Nature Boy said:
    I have decided that as intrigued as I am by this thread, I will not count my toilet paper.
    No sheet?
    I see what you did there. 

    You're on a roll. 
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 16,989
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    Watching the press conference on the Corona Virus. The president said not to congregate in groups of ten or more. There has got to be 15 people around the podium shoulder to shoulder.

    I guess thay have all had their temperatures taken? 

    I wonder how many rolls the POTUS has?

    Thinking the Royal toilet has a couple of family packs of Charmin ultra soft.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 16,989
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    Social programs are kicking in.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • Skiddymarker
    Skiddymarker Posts: 8,522
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    Lit said:
    I have about a 25/1 round to toilet paper roll ratio and I buy my tp from Costco. 
    We are good, have 24 rolls in house and about 12 in the trailer if we need them. 
    In Costco on Monday and the there was at least 6 very irate folks lined up at the membership counter cancelling their memberships - you could hear them yelling, no TP or diapers. Costco locally here has refused to limit quantities. The local London Drugs and Safeway have limited to 2 of any item. TP in the aisle at noon still. Very responsible management in these crazy times. SWMBO says people will do anything to look after their families, it is up to the merchants to try and stop the hoarding. Costco has been a good customer focused place to shop, but lately not so much, at least on this side of the border. 
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  • SemolinaPilchard
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    YukonRon said:
    Watching the press conference on the Corona Virus. The president said not to congregate in groups of ten or more. There has got to be 15 people around the podium shoulder to shoulder.

    I guess thay have all had their temperatures taken? 

    I wonder how many rolls the POTUS has?

    Thinking the Royal toilet has a couple of family packs of Charmin ultra soft.
    It is like scoops of ice cream, the President gets two for every one that others get.
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  • chipman
    chipman Posts: 85
    edited March 2020
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    Buy a $200.00 bidet toilet seat and your troubles will be over. Not only will you be cleaner, but that 6pack of TP you bought will last you a year.
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  • thetrim
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    YukonRon said:
    Watching the press conference on the Corona Virus. The president said not to congregate in groups of ten or more. There has got to be 15 people around the podium shoulder to shoulder.

    I guess thay have all had their temperatures taken? 

    I wonder how many rolls the POTUS has?

    Thinking the Royal toilet has a couple of family packs of Charmin ultra soft.

    And the softest and best TP ever!
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  • Fred19Flintstone
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  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
    edited March 2020
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    Skiddymarker said:
    Lit said:
    I have about a 25/1 round to toilet paper roll ratio and I buy my tp from Costco. 
    We are good, have 24 rolls in house and about 12 in the trailer if we need them. 
    In Costco on Monday and the there was at least 6 very irate folks lined up at the membership counter cancelling their memberships - you could hear them yelling, no TP or diapers. Costco locally here has refused to limit quantities. The local London Drugs and Safeway have limited to 2 of any item. TP in the aisle at noon still. Very responsible management in these crazy times. SWMBO says people will do anything to look after their families, it is up to the merchants to try and stop the hoarding. Costco has been a good customer focused place to shop, but lately not so much, at least on this side of the border. 
    My entire Costco is limit 2 on everything. It has been for like 2 weeks. Still no TP though.
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  • Legume
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    nolaegghead said:
    Lit said:
    Skiddymarker said:
    Lit said:
    I have about a 25/1 round to toilet paper roll ratio and I buy my tp from Costco. 
    We are good, have 24 rolls in house and about 12 in the trailer if we need them. 
    In Costco on Monday and the there was at least 6 very irate folks lined up at the membership counter cancelling their memberships - you could hear them yelling, no TP or diapers. Costco locally here has refused to limit quantities. The local London Drugs and Safeway have limited to 2 of any item. TP in the aisle at noon still. Very responsible management in these crazy times. SWMBO says people will do anything to look after their families, it is up to the merchants to try and stop the hoarding. Costco has been a good customer focused place to shop, but lately not so much, at least on this side of the border. 
    My entire Costco is limit 2 on everything. It has been for like 2 weeks. Still no TP though.

    If as5holes cancel their membership, it will be a much friendlier place to shop.  All the power to them.  To quit, that is.
    It’s the right thing to do, Costco owes them TP, it’s right there in the membership agreement.
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  • thetrim
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    I have enough
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    Tampa Bay, FL
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  • dmchicago
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    Skiddymarker said:
    Lit said:
    I have about a 25/1 round to toilet paper roll ratio and I buy my tp from Costco. 
    We are good, have 24 rolls in house and about 12 in the trailer if we need them. 
    In Costco on Monday and the there was at least 6 very irate folks lined up at the membership counter cancelling their memberships - you could hear them yelling, no TP or diapers. Costco locally here has refused to limit quantities. The local London Drugs and Safeway have limited to 2 of any item. TP in the aisle at noon still. Very responsible management in these crazy times. SWMBO says people will do anything to look after their families, it is up to the merchants to try and stop the hoarding. Costco has been a good customer focused place to shop, but lately not so much, at least on this side of the border. 
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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 9,304
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    Skiddymarker said:
    Lit said:
    I have about a 25/1 round to toilet paper roll ratio and I buy my tp from Costco. 
    We are good, have 24 rolls in house and about 12 in the trailer if we need them. 
    In Costco on Monday and the there was at least 6 very irate folks lined up at the membership counter cancelling their memberships - you could hear them yelling, no TP or diapers. Costco locally here has refused to limit quantities. The local London Drugs and Safeway have limited to 2 of any item. TP in the aisle at noon still. Very responsible management in these crazy times. SWMBO says people will do anything to look after their families, it is up to the merchants to try and stop the hoarding. Costco has been a good customer focused place to shop, but lately not so much, at least on this side of the border. 
    The one thing those six irate customers are forgetting about Costco is their exceedingly generous return policy, which likely extends to used TP. 
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  • Sea2Ski
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    JohnInCarolina said:

    Same thing at our work. We have the big rolls like you would see in the airport bathrooms.  We have 4 stalls on our floor and the rolls were stolen out of three.  Crazy times!! 
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Sea2Ski said:
    JohnInCarolina said:

    Same thing at our work. We have the big rolls like you would see in the airport bathrooms.  We have 4 stalls on our floor and the rolls were stolen out of three.  Crazy times!! 

    You should plant a $15 tile in a roll and track the MFin' thieves!
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  • Gulfcoastguy
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    Probably a 5 finger office bonus. I went all the way to 6th grade before I used any pencil that didn't have the name of my dad's employer on the side.
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,350
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    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • AlbertaEgger
    AlbertaEgger Posts: 1,387
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    Not enough unfortunately, I guess i missed the hoarding that took place while I was working. I'll be searching for more, especially now that my 2 daughters have no school and are home during the day, and my oldest daughter was just laid off from both her jobs so she is home as well. Single father with only 1 income, I might have to trade an egg for some TP....
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  • Skiddymarker
    Skiddymarker Posts: 8,522
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    GrateEggspectations said:
    Skiddymarker said:
    Lit said:
    I have about a 25/1 round to toilet paper roll ratio and I buy my tp from Costco. 
    We are good, have 24 rolls in house and about 12 in the trailer if we need them. 
    In Costco on Monday and the there was at least 6 very irate folks lined up at the membership counter cancelling their memberships - you could hear them yelling, no TP or diapers. Costco locally here has refused to limit quantities. The local London Drugs and Safeway have limited to 2 of any item. TP in the aisle at noon still. Very responsible management in these crazy times. SWMBO says people will do anything to look after their families, it is up to the merchants to try and stop the hoarding. Costco has been a good customer focused place to shop, but lately not so much, at least on this side of the border. 
    The one thing those six irate customers are forgetting about Costco is their exceedingly generous return policy, which likely extends to used TP. 
    Well better late than never, my neighbour tells me the local Costco has signs limiting quantities to two per item. just takes a little longer to get your crap together here in the GWN\
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  • dbCooper
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    Living in a aricultural state, but not a farmer/rancher, I pay passing interest in commodity prices.  Corn cob futures have spiked recently, no consensus as to why.
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  • Gulfcoastguy
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    AlbertaEgger said:
    Not enough unfortunately, I guess i missed the hoarding that took place while I was working. I'll be searching for more, especially now that my 2 daughters have no school and are home during the day, and my oldest daughter was just laid off from both her jobs so she is home as well. Single father with only 1 income, I might have to trade an egg for some TP....
    Lay offs at the biggest casino locally just started. Being in a coastal tourism area it’s going to be brutal. Especially after the beaches were closed all last tourism season due to the flooding.
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  • caliking
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    Non-employees have been trying to steal hand sanitizer from work for the last 2-3 weeks. 

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  • Botch
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    GATraveller said:

    Need to watch with sound. 
    This is so unexplainable,
    Yet explains so much.  
     :o 
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  • loco_engr
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    sound likes from the walking dead
    aka marysvilleksegghead
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  • sumoconnell
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    Folks are buying 4 weeks of toilet paper and one week of food... 
    BTW- I’m going “naked and afraid “ mode.  I have a fire starter and a knife. Done. 
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