Way OT: What is your TP roll count?

Mikee

I got about 20 rolls of the cheap stuff when my uncle passed away. I am good for years! One roll seems like it has 2000 sheets.

nlovold

I’ve got ~20 rolls of John Wayne TP.  It’s rough and tough and don’t take sh!t off nobody!

speed51133

When will people start stealing tp from restrooms for places that are still open?
Is that one ply see through TP you find in crappy restrooms in short supply also??

thetrim

My in laws are running low.  He is very immuno-compromised right now, so I'll run some rolls over, leave them on the front door, knock and run.

He also asked me to pick up two cases of Pilsner Urquell, Captain Morgan's, and Seagrams 7.

Legume

I find that the Russian center-cut TP lasts the longest.

alaskanassasin

I prefer the soft stuff but swmbo is a fan of John Wayne tp, rough tough and don’t take no shvt 

speed51133

https://www.uline.com/BL_1106/Toilet-Tissue-and-Dispensers

https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/S-6871/Toilet-Paper-and-Dispensers/Uline-Jumbo-Bath-Tissue-2-ply

uline is actually out of stock until april

https://www.zoro.com/georgia-pacific-roll-hardwound-7-1000-ft-white-pk6-26910/i/G4446644/feature-product?gclid=Cj0KCQjwjcfzBRCHARIsAO-1_OrveryIgNQE1P3PEbYSTtSQ-KKh2bi-RqqGPCowhh-6CnSmccLWJzAaAgfGEALw_wcB

but zoro has georgia pacific 1000ft rolls in cases of 6 for 46 bucks. Ships right away.

The end is not as near as many think. Your preferred choices are limited though.

frazzdaddy

Uline is out of anything that cleans or disinfects till April. 

GATraveller

There are some things I will cheap out on and buy generic but TP is NOT one of those products.

Botch

speed51133 said:

When will people start stealing tp from restrooms for places that are still open?

A couple days ago.  Someone actually stole the TP out of restrooms in one of the local police stations (!!!) and I saw a report from an airline stewardess that it was being stolen out of airplane restrooms, mid-flight.  Damn.  

GrateEggspectations

I feel like TP is on its way to becoming the new standard currency. 

dmchicago

GrateEggspectations said:

I feel like TP is on its way to becoming the new standard currency. 

Sh!tcoin. 

smittydog27

about 4 rolls for the Mrs.  We use bidets.  Livin life high on the hog.

Gulfcoastguy

Botch said:

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speed51133 said:

When will people start stealing tp from restrooms for places that are still open?

A couple days ago.  Someone actually stole the TP out of restrooms in one of the local police stations (!!!) and I saw a report from an airline stewardess that it was being stolen out of airplane restrooms, mid-flight.  Damn.  

Those naughty Mormons

1911Man

My roll count is enough to last more than a few weeks. My ammo count is enough to protect my TP roll count for many weeks.

dbCooper

Anyone having plans to traverse Nebr. should plan accordingly.....

https://journalstar.com/news/state-and-regional/nebraska/state-of-nebraska-hopes-closing-some-i--rest-areas/article_d5b32a23-11d3-568c-a19a-c850f83b09dd.html

DoubleEgger

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The Cen-Tex Smoker

121...never mind. I thought it said “what is your troll count”. I have 121 of those. 

cookingdude555

I stock TP in the same number I stock big green eggs. I have a few. 

nolaegghead

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

121...never mind. I thought it said “what is your troll count”. I have 121 of those. 

I think I have a few of those.  People hate the troof.

fishlessman

just ordered a 96 count carton for work, will be in next week

CTMike

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Skiddymarker said:

Lit said:

I have about a 25/1 round to toilet paper roll ratio and I buy my tp from Costco. 

We are good, have 24 rolls in house and about 12 in the trailer if we need them. 
In Costco on Monday and the there was at least 6 very irate folks lined up at the membership counter cancelling their memberships - you could hear them yelling, no TP or diapers. Costco locally here has refused to limit quantities. The local London Drugs and Safeway have limited to 2 of any item. TP in the aisle at noon still. Very responsible management in these crazy times. SWMBO says people will do anything to look after their families, it is up to the merchants to try and stop the hoarding. Costco has been a good customer focused place to shop, but lately not so much, at least on this side of the border. 

The one thing those six irate customers are forgetting about Costco is their exceedingly generous return policy, which likely extends to used TP. 

Local Costco had plenty yesterday, and had a sign near CS desk saying they weren’t accepting returns on TP, sanitizing wipes, bleach, etc.

DoubleEgger

DoubleEgger said:

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x-1.05 now

dbCooper

The simple calculator for how much toilet paper you need to survive the pandemic.....

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

lkapigian

For the ladies in your house or here, their special supplies are in demand,I told Linda grab them if they have them I don't want to hear about it in 30 days 

DoubleEgger

loco_engr

scored 3 4packs @ Dollar General yesterday . . . should good for a couple of weeks

nolaegghead

CTMike said:

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GrateEggspectations said:

Skiddymarker said:

Lit said:

I have about a 25/1 round to toilet paper roll ratio and I buy my tp from Costco. 

We are good, have 24 rolls in house and about 12 in the trailer if we need them. 
In Costco on Monday and the there was at least 6 very irate folks lined up at the membership counter cancelling their memberships - you could hear them yelling, no TP or diapers. Costco locally here has refused to limit quantities. The local London Drugs and Safeway have limited to 2 of any item. TP in the aisle at noon still. Very responsible management in these crazy times. SWMBO says people will do anything to look after their families, it is up to the merchants to try and stop the hoarding. Costco has been a good customer focused place to shop, but lately not so much, at least on this side of the border. 

The one thing those six irate customers are forgetting about Costco is their exceedingly generous return policy, which likely extends to used TP. 

Local Costco had plenty yesterday, and had a sign near CS desk saying they weren’t accepting returns on TP, sanitizing wipes, bleach, etc.

I tried to return a months supply, the whole concept stunk.

REB17

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DoubleEgger

I did notice that all of the TP is gone but toliet bowl cleaner sits on the store shelves. #peoplearenasty