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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    Sandia is a nuclear weapons lab, Fish.  I don’t think they can help you.  Look for a lab that deals in magic.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,572
    typical eggheads, can design a nuclear missile guidance system but cant find water
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    Sandia is a nuclear weapons lab, Fish.  I don’t think they can help you.  Look for a lab that deals in magic.  
    Nuclear lab.... no problem. 

    Writing a check correctly during Butt Blast.... a problem. 

    I hope they don’t entrust you to write out the launch codes John.  Lol. 
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    DoubleEgger said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    Sandia is a nuclear weapons lab, Fish.  I don’t think they can help you.  Look for a lab that deals in magic.  
    Nuclear lab.... no problem. 

    Writing a check correctly during Butt Blast.... a problem. 

    I hope they don’t entrust you to write out the launch codes John.  Lol. 
    This from the guy who recommends driving over bags of lump with a truck to break it up into little pieces.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Can a Honda truck break up lump?
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    Legume said:
    Can a Honda truck break up lump?
    I think it needs to be a Range Rover Special Edition to really be effective.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,572
    you dont drive over lump with a rover. you simply put the bags under it and hit the lump crusher option, the truck lowers and hits it with 6000 pounds force
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,572
    nolaegghead said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    the magic is when you get paid for them
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    fishlessman said:
    nolaegghead said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    the magic is when you get paid for them
    That is one way to describe a con, for sure.  Can I interest you in contributing to a GoFundMe for the border wall?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    Trying to figure out if I’m gonna file a trademark infringement for Ron.  @YukonRon


    =======================================
    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,913
    6,000 lbs!!!?
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,572
    edited May 2019
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    nolaegghead said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    the magic is when you get paid for them
    That is one way to describe a con, for sure.  Can I interest you in contributing to a GoFundMe for the border wall?
    i make them out of brass, the amazon copper ones dont work. i would sell you one but it seems its not a good idea to accept your checks.
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,572
    alaskanassasin said:
    6,000 lbs!!!?
    friggin heavy for a plastic truck
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    nolaegghead said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    the magic is when you get paid for them
    That is one way to describe a con, for sure.  Can I interest you in contributing to a GoFundMe for the border wall?
    i make them out of brass, the amazon copper ones dont work. i would sell you one but it seems its not a good idea to accept your checks.
    Yeah I’m sure the key to the magic is the brass lmao.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,572
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    nolaegghead said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    the magic is when you get paid for them
    That is one way to describe a con, for sure.  Can I interest you in contributing to a GoFundMe for the border wall?
    i make them out of brass, the amazon copper ones dont work. i would sell you one but it seems its not a good idea to accept your checks.
    Yeah I’m sure the key to the magic is the brass lmao.
    if you cant get it to work, send more money, they seem to work better in pairs.  you can use them to find overhead power lines as well.
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    edited May 2019
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    nolaegghead said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    the magic is when you get paid for them
    That is one way to describe a con, for sure.  Can I interest you in contributing to a GoFundMe for the border wall?
    i make them out of brass, the amazon copper ones dont work. i would sell you one but it seems its not a good idea to accept your checks.
    Yeah I’m sure the key to the magic is the brass lmao.
    if you cant get it to work, send more money, they seem to work better in pairs.  you can use them to find overhead power lines as well.
    You should try selling brass magnet finders to Trump supporters.  I hear there’s a similar market for those.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,572
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    nolaegghead said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    the magic is when you get paid for them
    That is one way to describe a con, for sure.  Can I interest you in contributing to a GoFundMe for the border wall?
    i make them out of brass, the amazon copper ones dont work. i would sell you one but it seems its not a good idea to accept your checks.
    Yeah I’m sure the key to the magic is the brass lmao.
    if you cant get it to work, send more money, they seem to work better in pairs.  you can use them to find overhead power lines as well.
    You should try selling brass magnet finders to Trump supporters.  I hear there’s a similar market for those.
    they are trying to find water, how is that going to help
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,350
    edited May 2019
    My favorite Ewetube car reviewers are a couple of Canadian blokes, Jakob & Uri, on www.thestraightpipes.com .  I just finished watching their new review of a 2016 Tesla P90D, and that car has some neat features:
    https://youtu.be/eDASeEY0fmg
    There are three "drive" modes: Chill, Sport, and Ludicrous!  Top-notch autopilot features.  Great, HUGE navigation screen.  There are virtually no buttons or dials which I wouldn't like, but I noticed at a dealership last week the new Audi A6's have two large touchscreens and no buttons too; hope the auto industry grows out of this poor design idea.  
    Finally, for the junior-high-school-male still in me, it even features a "whoopee cushion" for every seat!  Want!!  

    “I'll have what she's having."  

        -Rob Reiner's mother!   

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    nolaegghead said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    the magic is when you get paid for them
    That is one way to describe a con, for sure.  Can I interest you in contributing to a GoFundMe for the border wall?
    i make them out of brass, the amazon copper ones dont work. i would sell you one but it seems its not a good idea to accept your checks.
    Yeah I’m sure the key to the magic is the brass lmao.
    if you cant get it to work, send more money, they seem to work better in pairs.  you can use them to find overhead power lines as well.
    You should try selling brass magnet finders to Trump supporters.  I hear there’s a similar market for those.
    they are trying to find water, how is that going to help
    So you’re saying you don’t think people would be interested in paying for something that has no chance of working?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Battleborn
    Battleborn Posts: 3,693
    Heading down to San Diego at the end of the month for our anniversary. If we make it to our anniversary after this. 
    Don't really care about either team, but I have always wanted to see a game at this stadium. Maybe Harper will put on a show. 
    Las Vegas, NV


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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,572
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    fishlessman said:
    nolaegghead said:
    fishlessman said:
    making divining rods (dowsing rods) for the city.  is there anyone at Sandia National Labs that can explain how these things work
    They use the same magic as alchemy or resurrection.  Fueled by the hopes and dreams of gullible people.
    the magic is when you get paid for them
    That is one way to describe a con, for sure.  Can I interest you in contributing to a GoFundMe for the border wall?
    i make them out of brass, the amazon copper ones dont work. i would sell you one but it seems its not a good idea to accept your checks.
    Yeah I’m sure the key to the magic is the brass lmao.
    if you cant get it to work, send more money, they seem to work better in pairs.  you can use them to find overhead power lines as well.
    You should try selling brass magnet finders to Trump supporters.  I hear there’s a similar market for those.
    they are trying to find water, how is that going to help
    So you’re saying you don’t think people would be interested in paying for something that has no chance of working?
    the divining rods work, i tell ya.  they find water, water pipes, metal, coins, gold, ghosts. 
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    ColtsFan said:
    Just finished mowing. Now drinking a beer, @piney style

    If you were riding while cutting your grass, you would also be doing it Piney style. 
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    @DoubleEgger - watch out for the railing!
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    fishlessman said:
    you dont drive over lump with a rover. you simply put the bags under it and hit the lump crusher option, the truck lowers and hits it with 6000 pounds force
    Rolling a Range Rover over the bags is probably more effective.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    thetrim said:
    Trying to figure out if I’m gonna file a trademark infringement for Ron.  @YukonRon


    yeah.....that is a no brainer right there.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    DoubleEgger said:
    Went to lunch via the boat today. Stopped by Marty Byrde’s place on the way back. 


    Michael....a few useful tips from the man (Dorf) himself.

    https://youtu.be/SRDpaK7NGKY
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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