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In a hole in the ground, there lived a Brisket.

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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,399
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    lousubcap said:
    Standing by for the finale-
    Merry Christmas-
    There has to be closure here with the cook???
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,399
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    @SGH Bump to keep this on the first page at least until the end results are made known (however it turned out).  Hello...
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
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    He forgot where he buried it 
    that's funny right there,don't care who ya are.
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
  • JohnInCarolina
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    He forgot where he buried it 
    That’s the problem with making a perfectly square hole - once you fill it in, it just blends right back in to the rest of the lawn.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    I don't know why this song came to mind....


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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,350
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    He forgot where he buried it 
    Well he did forget about that big bucket of shrimp so maybe his brain will eventually spark a recollection that he buried some meat also.

    Perhaps somebody here that has his cell# should send him a text.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 10,768
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    He forgot where he buried it 
    that's funny right there,don't care who ya are.
    There is a Thread back some time when he found a Brisket in one of his " Units" that had been forgotten from a previous cook...
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    His "unit" probably didn't smell very good.
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,357
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    Earth to Scottie. 

    Come in Scottie.   
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • Gulfcoastguy
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    Coyotes dug it up and stole it? It was so wretched that the dog refused it? Or it was so good that he's still in a food coma?
  • bubbajack
    bubbajack Posts: 1,099
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    Funny stuff. I hope @SGH is OK. Not like him to not follow up with a political statement like cooking a brisket in a perfect square hole. I am sure many on the forum are wondering why he did not dig a round hole.....

    I drink cheap beer so I can afford good bourbon.

    Salisbury, NC...... XL,Lx3,Mx2,S, MM, Mini BGE, FireDisc x2. Blackstone 22", Offset smoker, weber kettle 22"


  • MotownVol
    MotownVol Posts: 1,040
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    Now that is what I call low and sloooooooow.
    Morristown TN, LBGE and Mini-Max.
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Maybe this will attract Scottie.  I was going to sarcasm-post it on his Trumpmas thread, but it got buffaloed mid-edit.

    Trump makes Einstein look like an imbecile.  

    Trump is a 100th degree black belt.

    Trump can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

    Trump memorized the Bible, word for word, in English, Arameic and Russian.

    Trump can get women pregnant just by flashing his world-class smile, in a radius of 100 yards.

    Trump is the best at campaign finance, period.

    Trump knows more about ISIS than the generals.

    Trump never cheats on his wif(v)e(s).

    Trump is closer to God than the Pope.

    Trump can drive a car faster than any NASCAR driver.

    Trump could have played professional football, any position.

    Trump is incapable of telling any lie.

    Trump remembers details like a steel trap.  He can recount every moment of every day in his life.

    Trump has memorized the dictionary - the entire thing and can spell any word perfectly the first try.

    Trump has so much hair he is an international hair plug donor.

    Trump is smarter than all the lawyers on the planet.

    Trump is smarter and better than all the previous presidents and none in the future will ever match his epic level of intelligence.

    Trump has an orange glow because he naturally attracts the element Gold. .

    Trump can hold his breath under water for an hour at a time.

    Trump could have been a Navy seal except for a minor health issue with bone spurs.

    Trump is the healthiest president ever, probably the healthiest politician in the US.

    Trump can BBQ better than Steven Raichlin.

    Trump can make Rutland gasket from felt.

    Trump has the biggest hands, and no problems, if you know what I mean.

    Trump has more empathy than Gandhi and Mother Theresa combined.

    Trump is the best negotiator.

    Trump only wins.

    Trump is tricking the Russians, not the other way around.

    Trump makes the best deals.

    Trump has never lost, only won, and won big.

    Trump wrote all his books by himself.

    Trumps's books are the best selling ever.   Except for the bible.

    Trump's inauguration was the largest in history.




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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,399
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    Perhaps the opposite approach - Counting adults in the room with Trump present requires subtracting one from the total. 
    I don't have the time or interest in documenting his other skills other than no personal integrity, or moral compass and will lie, lie lie.  (See above) 
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
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    lousubcap said:
    Perhaps the opposite approach - Counting adults in the room with Trump present requires subtracting one from the total. 
    I don't have the time or interest in documenting his other skills other than no personal integrity, or moral compass and will lie, lie lie.  (See above) 
    Well said Captain.
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
  • Gulfcoastguy
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    Are we trying to buffalo the thread before the missing brisket is found?
  • Durangler
    Durangler Posts: 1,122
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    Sounds like CNN's positive coverage of Obama, except Trump is not the constitutional scholar/professor, which Obama claims to be.
    XL BGE, 22" Weber Red Head, Fiesta Gasser .... Peoria,AZ
  • frazzdaddy
    frazzdaddy Posts: 2,617
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    Are we trying to buffalo the thread before the missing brisket is found?
    That would add legend to the mystery.
    Xl bge ,LG bge, two 4' crusher cone fire pits. Weber Genisis gasser and 
    Two rusty Weber kettles. 

    Two Rivers Farm
    Moncure N.C.
  • alaskanassasin
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    I hope he didn’t bury it on Oak Island! He will never find it!
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


  • JohnInCarolina
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    Durangler said:
    Sounds like CNN's positive coverage of Obama, except Trump is not the constitutional scholar/professor, which Obama claims to be.
    What do you mean “claims to be” ?  Obama literally taught con law at Chicago.  I don’t think he ever claimed to be a constitutional scholar, but there’s no question he taught the class at the U of C. 
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Cornholio
    Cornholio Posts: 1,047
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    Brisket in a hole --> politics 

    Awesome
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,491
    edited December 2018
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,399
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    Are we trying to buffalo the thread before the missing brisket is found?
    No way. Just doubt a hole-fired brisket takes two+ days to cook ( no personal experience, mind you) so all we are trying to do here is surface the outcome. 
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
  • BigreenGreg
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    Blah blah blah, Muhle 41, lather, blah blah. That’ll get him, it’s cosmic.
    LBGE, 36" Blackstone, Anova Pro
    Charleston, SC
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,627
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    Stupid shitposting shitposters.  Plenty of time left, I will be awake until at least midnight shitposting if that’s what you want.