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  • bucky925
    bucky925 Posts: 2,052
    How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

    The best things in life are not things.  

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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    theyolksonyou said:
    Why isn’t this thread in the off topic category to prevent snowflake meltdown?
    Daily double!!!!!!!!

    1.  I can’t control the questions
    2.  I don’t care
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    bucky925 said:
    How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
    I’ve been out since 1973
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Legume said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Why didnt you name this thread “what do you want to know right now? “
    Conformist a-hole
    Just looking out for you. This thing could have 300k posts some day if you added those 2 simple words. You would have to quit your job to manage the post load. Still not too late. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?
    You’re the effin fractile expert. 
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?
    I am not one of your foreign, defense secret stealing grad students.  I work in a hallmark shop.
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Legume said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Why didnt you name this thread “what do you want to know right now? “
    Conformist a-hole
    Just looking out for you. This thing could have 300k posts some day if you added those 2 simple words. You would have to quit your job to manage the post load. Still not too late. 
    Never intended to answer them all by myself.  Priming the pump.  Others have answered some and if any go unanswered, they can go f...melt.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,913
    My BGE is the standard XL setup with a plate setter.  I know I will need to invest in something that gives me a second tier and allows enough clearance for cooking packers on two levels.  I have seen several posts over the past year addressing multi-level indirect cooks, but I need to narrow down my search to what gives me the height to cook packers on two levels and maximizes the number I can cook.  Is it possible to do three on the bottom and two on top or two and two?  

    The AR appears to give enough clearance between grids if I set it on the BGE grid setting on top of plate setter, is there enough room on top for a brisket also?  

    Are there any other setups that provide enough clearance?

    Thanks
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Legume said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Legume said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Why didnt you name this thread “what do you want to know right now? “
    Conformist a-hole
    Just looking out for you. This thing could have 300k posts some day if you added those 2 simple words. You would have to quit your job to manage the post load. Still not too late. 
    Never intended to answer them all by myself.  Priming the pump.  Others have answered some and if any go unanswered, they can go f...melt.
    I have another: who hurt you? 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    alaskanassasin said:
    My BGE is the standard XL setup with a plate setter.  I know I will need to invest in something that gives me a second tier and allows enough clearance for cooking packers on two levels.  I have seen several posts over the past year addressing multi-level indirect cooks, but I need to narrow down my search to what gives me the height to cook packers on two levels and maximizes the number I can cook.  Is it possible to do three on the bottom and two on top or two and two?  

    The AR appears to give enough clearance between grids if I set it on the BGE grid setting on top of plate setter, is there enough room on top for a brisket also?  

    Are there any other setups that provide enough clearance?

    Thanks
    Mini.  Mini is the ONLY f’n egg that’s worth a shjt.  MINI damnit.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Legume said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Legume said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    Why didnt you name this thread “what do you want to know right now? “
    Conformist a-hole
    Just looking out for you. This thing could have 300k posts some day if you added those 2 simple words. You would have to quit your job to manage the post load. Still not too late. 
    Never intended to answer them all by myself.  Priming the pump.  Others have answered some and if any go unanswered, they can go f...melt.
    I have another: who hurt you? 
    Shjt man.  Why’d you have to go and bring that up.

    just damn.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • bucky925
    bucky925 Posts: 2,052
    Why is it when you give the laziest guy at work the hardest job......And he shows you how to do it easier?

    The best things in life are not things.  

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  • hoosier_egger
    hoosier_egger Posts: 6,808
    I configured my OSPF interface with the bandwidth 64 command. What is my calculated OSPF cost of this link?
    ~ John - Formerly known as ColtsFan  - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, Med BGE, BGE Chiminea, Ardore Pizza Oven
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

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  • Jstroke
    Jstroke Posts: 2,605
    alaskanassasin said:
    My BGE is the standard XL setup with a plate setter.  I know I will need to invest in something that gives me a second tier and allows enough clearance for cooking packers on two levels.  I have seen several posts over the past year addressing multi-level indirect cooks, but I need to narrow down my search to what gives me the height to cook packers on two levels and maximizes the number I can cook.  Is it possible to do three on the bottom and two on top or two and two?  

    The AR appears to give enough clearance between grids if I set it on the BGE grid setting on top of plate setter, is there enough room on top for a brisket also?  

    Are there any other setups that provide enough clearance?

    Thanks
    You own anything yet? AR etc.
    Columbus, Ohio--A Gasser filled with Matchlight and an Ugly Drum.
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    ColtsFan said:
    I configured my OSPF interface with the bandwidth 64 command. What is my calculated OSPF cost of this link?
    No questions you already know the answer to.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    bucky925 said:
    Why is it when you give the laziest guy at work the hardest job......And he shows you how to do it easier?
    Is that a question?
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    When will Brent be picking up his dog?
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    northGAcock said:
    When will Brent be picking up his dog?
    Not until you can get him to a wing ding and the dog is last place consolation prize.

    Yolk said Brent’s wings suck.
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    F’n brilliant. You can’t get this quality stuff from mamma laionnies palm readin.....just off the frontage road. Good stuff right here.
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Legume said:
    GrateEggspectations said:
    How many hours of “excitation” before you should seek medical treatment? Asking for a friend. 
    No idea, never had to use the hour hand.

    @bgebrent @caliking ?
    4 hours with the big hammer before trouble ensues.  Best wishes to your friend.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • BGEChicago
    BGEChicago Posts: 575
    If you have time, next weeks lottery numbers.... any lottery will do.
    Chicago, IL BGE XL BGE Mini Webber Charcoal / Elmhurst, IL
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Give me a few days, need Chinese takeout for numbers.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Legume said:
    northGAcock said:
    When will Brent be picking up his dog?
    Not until you can get him to a wing ding and the dog is last place consolation prize.

    Yolk said Brent’s wings suck.
    My wings would crush yolks greasy wings and that ain’t my dog.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,686
    edited December 2018
    theyolksonyou said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?
    You’re the effin fractile expert. 
    That is true, but you don’t need to be an expert in fracture mechanics to answer that question.  You just need a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering from a decent school.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Ouch.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    bgebrent said:
    Legume said:
    northGAcock said:
    When will Brent be picking up his dog?
    Not until you can get him to a wing ding and the dog is last place consolation prize.

    Yolk said Brent’s wings suck.
    My wings would crush yolks greasy wings and that ain’t my dog.
    We’ll Never know because apparently Nichole is skeered 
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  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
    Why when a puddle of spilled coffee dries does the stain leave a darker ring around the perimeter?
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    JohnInCarolina said:
    theyolksonyou said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?
    You’re the effin fractile expert. 
    That is true, but you don’t need to be an expert in fracture mechanics to answer that question.  You just need a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering from a decent school.
    Likely true,  not an ME. Did attend an above average institution though 
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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 11,543
    Why does it hurt when I pee?
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