What do you want to know?

SaintJohnsEgger

If the Catskill Mountains. Are the Canary Islands safe?

theyolksonyou

Why do anti OT people ask questions in OT threads?

KennyCJR

Should I open another bottle? 🤷‍♂️😬

Botch

theyolksonyou said:

Why do anti OT people ask questions in OT threads?

Fear.  

Botch

KennyCJR said:

Should I open another bottle? 🤷‍♂️😬

Heh, duh!  :t:

Killit_and_Grillit

kweitz

What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

Botch

kweitz said:

What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.  

Legume

theyolksonyou said:

Why do anti OT people ask questions in OT threads?

Because that’s all you really have to do to join the secret society.

Legume

Or get jumped in at butt blast.

Legume

KennyCJR said:

Should I open another bottle? 🤷‍♂️😬

Nice bottle there (except for the empty bit).

KennyCJR

The answer was yes.  😜

It’s not Garrison, but it is pretty dang good.  

lousubcap

The Venus vs Mars disconnect re men and women.

Actually I am too old to give a da-n anymore but the answer may help the younger members.

KennyCJR

Is there treasure on Oak Island?

WeberWho

theyolksonyou said:

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WeberWho said:

Is Harold Baines really HOF worthy?

Uhhh, no

I think the only person who wants him in is Ozzie Smith. 

YukonRon

5 billion dollar wall. Is that from the re-mastered Pink Floyd album?

st¡ke

JohnInCarolina said:

Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?

Torsion vs simple bending. 

I thought you were a ceramics engineer or sumthin?

(and before some jizznut tells me chalk ain't ceramics... I know. But both are fairly uniform, sedimentary,
homogeneous, and both have vietually no tensile strength (in an academic-slash-theoretical sense).

st¡ke

GrateEggspectations said:

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Because you shared a sleeping bag with Nola

st¡ke

pgprescott said:

Why when a puddle of spilled coffee dries does the stain leave a darker ring around the perimeter?

Essentially comes down to surface tension, and some exponential math relative to evaporation and surface area/volume

So fvcking simple, I have to think your question was rhetorical.  

st¡ke

JohnInCarolina said:

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theyolksonyou said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?

You’re the effin fractile expert. 

That is true, but you don’t need to be an expert in fracture mechanics to answer that question.  You just need a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering from a decent school.

Or an associates degree in simple structures 

A stick of chalk is literally analogous to an unreinforced concrete beam. Maybe not a simple beam, but a constrained/fixed cantilever. 

Legume

I was wondering when your shift was going to start.

st¡ke

No time clock.

Self employed. 20-30 hours a week. Max

Anyone workin more than that thinks their job is important


Fun fact. it isn't. Except to your boss

frazzdaddy

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ...and was from Nantucket? 

KennyCJR

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? 

Found this while perusing some old threads. 

Legume

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? 

I’ve pondered this.  The answer is duck fat.

KennyCJR

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a6ooqu/mom_videos_my_dad_just_being_dad/?st=JPQYXZRF&sh=a5b7c81c

My father-in-law.  😂🍻🍻

He has the flip shades on lock.  

JohnInCarolina

st¡ke said:

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JohnInCarolina said:

theyolksonyou said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?

You’re the effin fractile expert. 

That is true, but you don’t need to be an expert in fracture mechanics to answer that question.  You just need a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering from a decent school.

Or an associates degree in simple structures 

A stick of chalk is literally analogous to an unreinforced concrete beam. Maybe not a simple beam, but a constrained/fixed cantilever. 

It’s actually a Mohr’s circle question combined with basic strength of materials.  Probably some associates degree programs get that far, I dunno.

tarheelmatt

kweitz

Is Hellotushy worth the $70 bill?

northGAcock

Legume said:

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The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? 

I’ve pondered this.  The answer is duck fat.

Does a one legged duck really swim in circles?