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A shît pot fullbgebrent said:
How many g-strings do you get from that?theyolksonyou said:
In my business a good piece of string is about 30000 meters. Takes about 10 min to make.DMW said:How long is a piece of string? -
Did bothbgebrent said:
Attending and graduating are different.theyolksonyou said:
Likely true, not an ME. Did attend an above average institution thoughJohnInCarolina said:
That is true, but you don’t need to be an expert in fracture mechanics to answer that question. You just need a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering from a decent school.theyolksonyou said:
You’re the effin fractile expert.JohnInCarolina said:Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?
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Are you in a strip club?Grillin_beers said:Would you rather have a ten or two fives at the same time?
“I'll have what she's having."
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How to fold a fitted sheetLGBE-1999, MBGE-2003, SBGE-2007
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Why is there air?
“I'll have what she's having."
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But not if they’re XXXL sized.theyolksonyou said:
A shît pot fullbgebrent said:
How many g-strings do you get from that?theyolksonyou said:
In my business a good piece of string is about 30000 meters. Takes about 10 min to make.DMW said:How long is a piece of string? -
Well, I asked Mrs. Bucky what would she do. Her answer was definitely 1 duck sized horse. I asked why, and she replied "a horse sized duck could peck your face off" I can't argue with that. There I fixed that...roflThe Cen-Tex Smoker said:Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?The best things in life are not things.
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What's better than the Thursday night before a five-day weekend?
“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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1. Open closet doorREB17 said:How to fold a fitted sheet
2. Ball up sheet
3. Stuff in closet onto already full shelf
4. Quickly, but carefully extract stuffing hand whilst simultaneously slamming door
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The good guys won. I'm glad Brent took the bait.theyolksonyou said:XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
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Therein lies the quandary: 100 duck sized horses is a big number. They could overwhelm you pretty quick. You would really need your head on a swivel. They would be coming from everywhere.bucky925 said:
Well, I asked Mrs. Bucky what would she do. Her answer was definitely 100 duck sized horses. I asked why, and she replied "a horse sized duck could peck your face off" I can't argue with that.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
A Friday leading to 11 days off.Botch said:What's better than the Thursday night before a five-day weekend? -
1 machine makes 18 packages at a time. So, a shît pot.GrateEggspectations said:
But not if they’re XXXL sized.theyolksonyou said:
A shît pot fullbgebrent said:
How many g-strings do you get from that?theyolksonyou said:
In my business a good piece of string is about 30000 meters. Takes about 10 min to make.DMW said:How long is a piece of string? -
Why would anyone twist a piece of dry spaghetti?
“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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Or a piece of chalk?
“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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To see if it broke like chalk. Duh!Botch said:Why would anyone twist a piece of dry spaghetti?Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
Do they even make chalk boards anymore?
“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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What does 100 duck horse poop look like compared to 1 horse duck poop?The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Therein lies the quandary: 100 duck sized horses is a big number. They could overwhelm you pretty quick. You would really need your head on a swivel. They would be coming from everywhere.bucky925 said:
Well, I asked Mrs. Bucky what would she do. Her answer was definitely 100 duck sized horses. I asked why, and she replied "a horse sized duck could peck your face off" I can't argue with that.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? -
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Why is there a Mandarin duck in Central Park?

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It escaped from Chinatown.DMW said:Why is there a Mandarin duck in Central Park?
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Why do I hate you?theyolksonyou said:
A Friday leading to 11 days off.Botch said:What's better than the Thursday night before a five-day weekend?
Scratch that, I know now.
“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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He's obviously trying to avoid the horses.DMW said:Why is there a Mandarin duck in Central Park?
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Not in this country.Botch said:Do they even make chalk boards anymore?"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
30. Duh.bgebrent said:
How many g-strings do you get from that?theyolksonyou said:
In my business a good piece of string is about 30000 meters. Takes about 10 min to make.DMW said:How long is a piece of string? -
Any Peking ducks? Didn’t think so.DMW said:Why is there a Mandarin duck in Central Park?
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You can get any dish in NYC.DMW said:Why is there a Mandarin duck in Central Park?
“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA
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