What do you want to know?

bucky925

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

Legume

theyolksonyou said:

Why isn’t this thread in the off topic category to prevent snowflake meltdown?

Daily double!!!!!!!!

1.  I can’t control the questions
2.  I don’t care

Legume

bucky925 said:

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

I’ve been out since 1973

JohnInCarolina

Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Legume said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Why didnt you name this thread “what do you want to know right now? “

Conformist a-hole

Just looking out for you. This thing could have 300k posts some day if you added those 2 simple words. You would have to quit your job to manage the post load. Still not too late. 

theyolksonyou

JohnInCarolina said:

Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?

You’re the effin fractile expert. 

Legume

JohnInCarolina said:

Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?

I am not one of your foreign, defense secret stealing grad students.  I work in a hallmark shop.

Legume

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Legume said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Why didnt you name this thread “what do you want to know right now? “

Conformist a-hole

Just looking out for you. This thing could have 300k posts some day if you added those 2 simple words. You would have to quit your job to manage the post load. Still not too late. 

Never intended to answer them all by myself.  Priming the pump.  Others have answered some and if any go unanswered, they can go f...melt.

alaskanassasin

My BGE is the standard XL setup with a plate setter.  I know I will need to invest in something that gives me a second tier and allows enough clearance for cooking packers on two levels.  I have seen several posts over the past year addressing multi-level indirect cooks, but I need to narrow down my search to what gives me the height to cook packers on two levels and maximizes the number I can cook.  Is it possible to do three on the bottom and two on top or two and two?  

The AR appears to give enough clearance between grids if I set it on the BGE grid setting on top of plate setter, is there enough room on top for a brisket also?  

Are there any other setups that provide enough clearance?

Thanks

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Legume said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Legume said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Why didnt you name this thread “what do you want to know right now? “

Conformist a-hole

Just looking out for you. This thing could have 300k posts some day if you added those 2 simple words. You would have to quit your job to manage the post load. Still not too late. 

Never intended to answer them all by myself.  Priming the pump.  Others have answered some and if any go unanswered, they can go f...melt.

I have another: who hurt you? 

Legume

alaskanassasin said:

My BGE is the standard XL setup with a plate setter.  I know I will need to invest in something that gives me a second tier and allows enough clearance for cooking packers on two levels.  I have seen several posts over the past year addressing multi-level indirect cooks, but I need to narrow down my search to what gives me the height to cook packers on two levels and maximizes the number I can cook.  Is it possible to do three on the bottom and two on top or two and two?  

The AR appears to give enough clearance between grids if I set it on the BGE grid setting on top of plate setter, is there enough room on top for a brisket also?  

Are there any other setups that provide enough clearance?

Thanks

Mini.  Mini is the ONLY f’n egg that’s worth a shjt.  MINI damnit.

Legume

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Legume said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Legume said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Why didnt you name this thread “what do you want to know right now? “

Conformist a-hole

Just looking out for you. This thing could have 300k posts some day if you added those 2 simple words. You would have to quit your job to manage the post load. Still not too late. 

Never intended to answer them all by myself.  Priming the pump.  Others have answered some and if any go unanswered, they can go f...melt.

I have another: who hurt you? 

Shjt man.  Why’d you have to go and bring that up.

just damn.

bucky925

Why is it when you give the laziest guy at work the hardest job......And he shows you how to do it easier?

hoosier_egger

I configured my OSPF interface with the bandwidth 64 command. What is my calculated OSPF cost of this link?

Jstroke

alaskanassasin said:

My BGE is the standard XL setup with a plate setter.  I know I will need to invest in something that gives me a second tier and allows enough clearance for cooking packers on two levels.  I have seen several posts over the past year addressing multi-level indirect cooks, but I need to narrow down my search to what gives me the height to cook packers on two levels and maximizes the number I can cook.  Is it possible to do three on the bottom and two on top or two and two?  

The AR appears to give enough clearance between grids if I set it on the BGE grid setting on top of plate setter, is there enough room on top for a brisket also?  

Are there any other setups that provide enough clearance?

Thanks

You own anything yet? AR etc.

Legume

ColtsFan said:

I configured my OSPF interface with the bandwidth 64 command. What is my calculated OSPF cost of this link?

No questions you already know the answer to.

Legume

bucky925 said:

Why is it when you give the laziest guy at work the hardest job......And he shows you how to do it easier?

Is that a question?

northGAcock

When will Brent be picking up his dog?

Legume

northGAcock said:

When will Brent be picking up his dog?

Not until you can get him to a wing ding and the dog is last place consolation prize.

Yolk said Brent’s wings suck.

northGAcock

F’n brilliant. You can’t get this quality stuff from mamma laionnies palm readin.....just off the frontage road. Good stuff right here.

bgebrent

Legume said:

GrateEggspectations said:

How many hours of “excitation” before you should seek medical treatment? Asking for a friend. 

No idea, never had to use the hour hand.

@bgebrent @caliking ?

4 hours with the big hammer before trouble ensues.  Best wishes to your friend.

BGEChicago

If you have time, next weeks lottery numbers.... any lottery will do.

Legume

Give me a few days, need Chinese takeout for numbers.

bgebrent

Legume said:

northGAcock said:

When will Brent be picking up his dog?

Not until you can get him to a wing ding and the dog is last place consolation prize.

Yolk said Brent’s wings suck.

My wings would crush yolks greasy wings and that ain’t my dog.

JohnInCarolina

theyolksonyou said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?

You’re the effin fractile expert. 

That is true, but you don’t need to be an expert in fracture mechanics to answer that question.  You just need a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering from a decent school.

Legume

Ouch.

theyolksonyou

bgebrent said:

Legume said:

northGAcock said:

When will Brent be picking up his dog?

Not until you can get him to a wing ding and the dog is last place consolation prize.

Yolk said Brent’s wings suck.

My wings would crush yolks greasy wings and that ain’t my dog.

We’ll Never know because apparently Nichole is skeered 

pgprescott

Why when a puddle of spilled coffee dries does the stain leave a darker ring around the perimeter?

theyolksonyou

JohnInCarolina said:

theyolksonyou said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Why does chalk break along a 45 degree angle if you twist it, but along a 90 degree angle if you bend it?

You’re the effin fractile expert. 

That is true, but you don’t need to be an expert in fracture mechanics to answer that question.  You just need a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering from a decent school.

Likely true,  not an ME. Did attend an above average institution though 

GrateEggspectations

Why does it hurt when I pee?